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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Due to a prior engagement involving a reasonable amount of alcohol and a smattering of good friends, someone will have to take on responsibility for the following duties:

Scheduling of repeat posts - duties to include monitoring the regularity of look at me / all men are bastards/ why can't I get a meet threads.

Cellophane duties - post advice and supportive comments, preferably spending lots of time crafting a response. Then have it promptly ignored.

Random complete nonsense - get creative but add no value to the forums.

Face pic friday - please post on my behalf as I won't be watching the thread

Lick suck fuck kiss pass slap tickle wink wank ignore poke block snog marry avoid threads -as above.

And issue out santa smileys as not everyone is using them.

I'll be back on Sunday. Play nicely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that just a fancy way of saying you'll not be on the forums cos you'll be on the piss tonight?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Cellophane duties....advice taken and ignored. Got it.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop us a face pic and we'll make sure it goes to all the fellas who are in for FPF

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Random complete nonsense - get creative but add no value to the forums."

Oooooh I can do this, I've had 8 yrs experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random complete nonsense - get creative but add no value to the forums.

Oooooh I can do this, I've had 8 yrs experience "

God I feel such a novice. Not even reached my first anniversary yet

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Random complete nonsense - get creative but add no value to the forums.

Oooooh I can do this, I've had 8 yrs experience

God I feel such a novice. Not even reached my first anniversary yet "

Yeah, but you're in the right place to learn my son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Random complete nonsense - get creative but add no value to the forums.

"

I'm ridiculously talented at this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems there's a lot of competition for posting nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone else noticed that nonsense is actually made up from the words non (french for no) and sense and the word literally means 'no sense'!!!!!

Its amazing!!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Due to a prior engagement involving a reasonable amount of alcohol and a smattering of good friends, someone will have to take on responsibility for the following duties:

Scheduling of repeat posts - duties to include monitoring the regularity of look at me / all men are bastards/ why can't I get a meet threads.

Cellophane duties - post advice and supportive comments, preferably spending lots of time crafting a response. Then have it promptly ignored.

Random complete nonsense - get creative but add no value to the forums.

Face pic friday - please post on my behalf as I won't be watching the thread

Lick suck fuck kiss pass slap tickle wink wank ignore poke block snog marry avoid threads -as above.

And issue out santa smileys as not everyone is using them.

I'll be back on Sunday. Play nicely!"

I'll do the 'sneering at pointless posts thinly camouflaged as supportive advice'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Seems there's a lot of competition for posting nonsense "

Yeah yeah yeah, that's child's play. Utter balderdash is where it's at these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Random complete nonsense - get creative but add no value to the forums.

I'm ridiculously talented at this... "

we know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems there's a lot of competition for posting nonsense

Yeah yeah yeah, that's child's play. Utter balderdash is where it's at these days "

I'm only capable of child's play, Dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems there's a lot of competition for posting nonsense

Yeah yeah yeah, that's child's play. Utter balderdash is where it's at these days "

What complete codswallop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiddlesticks is what we should be aiming for.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Seems there's a lot of competition for posting nonsense

Yeah yeah yeah, that's child's play. Utter balderdash is where it's at these days

I'm only capable of child's play, Dad "

There might be a position for you in one of my departments, although you might have to brush up on your useless information

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems there's a lot of competition for posting nonsense

Yeah yeah yeah, that's child's play. Utter balderdash is where it's at these days

I'm only capable of child's play, Dad

There might be a position for you in one of my departments, although you might have to brush up on your useless information "

Hmm bit worried about what position I might need to take

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm back. What did I miss?

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