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"Never fucked an arse or been fucked up the arse But there's still time before I snuff it " Bend over and brace yaself biatch | |||
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"Got to love a bit of cock snot up the fart pipe " Some population paste up the elliot& carter!!!! | |||
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"Never fucked an arse or been fucked up the arse But there's still time before I snuff it Bend over and brace yaself biatch Such a fucking sweet talker...I had sweetcorn last night too " Sweetcorn, I can handle. Peanuts are more scratchy | |||
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"Never fucked an arse or been fucked up the arse But there's still time before I snuff it Bend over and brace yaself biatch Such a fucking sweet talker...I had sweetcorn last night too Sweetcorn, I can handle. Peanuts are more scratchy " Didn't know you'd seen pictures of my bollocks | |||
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"Never fucked an arse or been fucked up the arse But there's still time before I snuff it Bend over and brace yaself biatch Such a fucking sweet talker...I had sweetcorn last night too Sweetcorn, I can handle. Peanuts are more scratchy Didn't know you'd seen pictures of my bollocks " lol how funny | |||
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"Never fucked an arse or been fucked up the arse But there's still time before I snuff it Bend over and brace yaself biatch Such a fucking sweet talker...I had sweetcorn last night too Sweetcorn, I can handle. Peanuts are more scratchy Didn't know you'd seen pictures of my bollocks " BrightonSteve once told me your testicles are twice the size of his... which would make them about peanut sized | |||
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"Never fucked an arse or been fucked up the arse But there's still time before I snuff it Bend over and brace yaself biatch Such a fucking sweet talker...I had sweetcorn last night too Sweetcorn, I can handle. Peanuts are more scratchy Didn't know you'd seen pictures of my bollocks BrightonSteve once told me your testicles are twice the size of his... which would make them about peanut sized " He's seen them too | |||
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"Never fucked an arse or been fucked up the arse But there's still time before I snuff it Bend over and brace yaself biatch Such a fucking sweet talker...I had sweetcorn last night too Sweetcorn, I can handle. Peanuts are more scratchy Didn't know you'd seen pictures of my bollocks BrightonSteve once told me your testicles are twice the size of his... which would make them about peanut sized He's seen them too " Have you ever had that feeling when you are getting undressed in private that you are being watched???.... | |||
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"Never fucked an arse or been fucked up the arse But there's still time before I snuff it Bend over and brace yaself biatch Such a fucking sweet talker...I had sweetcorn last night too Sweetcorn, I can handle. Peanuts are more scratchy Didn't know you'd seen pictures of my bollocks BrightonSteve once told me your testicles are twice the size of his... which would make them about peanut sized He's seen them too Have you ever had that feeling when you are getting undressed in private that you are being watched???...." Goes on hunt for hidden webcam | |||
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"Kat loves anal and gets massive orgasms from it. It has to be started right though. This slam it in attitude some guys follow will hurt and makes the lady anal phobic." I'd agree - I once had a meet with a young chap and he had watched too much porn. | |||
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"If a lady is a squirter or gusher, does the squirt or gush take on a different consistency during anal? " You're not familiar with diarrhoea are you? | |||
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"If a lady is a squirter or gusher, does the squirt or gush take on a different consistency during anal? " I guess then it's a squit | |||
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"If a lady is a squirter or gusher, does the squirt or gush take on a different consistency during anal? You're not familiar with diarrhoea are you? " When you're sliding into first And your pants begin to burst That's diarrhea, diarrhea When you're sliding into two And your pants are filled with goo That's diarrhea, diarrhea When you're sliding into third And you feel a greasy turd That's diarrhea, diarrhea When you're sliding into home And your pants are filled with foam That's diarrhea, diarrhea You're getting in a state cos' you've left it very late diarrhea diarrhea It comes out of your bum like a bullet from a gun diarrhea diarrhea runs down your leg like a scrambled egg diarrhea diarrhea you feel a big mush...Diarrhea!! When you're sittin on the John And the toilet paper's gone Be a man And use your hand! If you're swimming in the pool And you feel something cool...Diarrhea! And your butt starts to pee... If you're walkin up the ladder And you feel something splatter....Diarrhea!! When you're sittin in your Chevy And you feel something heavy... When you're sitting in class And you feel something splash...DIARRHEA!! When you're playing w/ your pet And you feel something wet... When you're shooting a foul And there's a movement in your bowel...Diarrhea!! When you're sitting on your tush And you have to give a push... When you're running down the road And you can't control your load...Diarrhea!! When you're feelin pretty mellow And you see brownish-yellow... When you're the batter up to hit And you have to take a ****tt....Diarrhea!! When your stomach kinda hurts And you start to get the squirts... When you're drinking orange juice And you feel something loose....Diarrhea!! When you're sliding into first And your pants begin to burst.... When you're putting on a dress And you feel something press....Diarrhea!! When you're lookin at a map And you feel yourself crap... When you're sleepin in Spanish class And ****tt leaks out your assss....Diarrhea!! If you're sittin in your chair And you feel something tear... If you're sittin in a stall And you feel something fall....Diarrhea!! If you're feeling something rumble And you think your going to tumble... When you're riding a horse And you feel something coarse....Diarrhea!! When you're shifting into gear And you feel something smear.... When you're looking at your shoes And you feel something ooze....Diarrhea!! When you're sittin in a booth And you feel something smooth.... When you're putting on a skirt and you start to get the sqirts....Diarrhea!! When you're seeing polka dots And you start to get the trots... When you're taking a **** And you see something miss....Diarrhea!! | |||
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