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Things difficult to say when D*unk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.

2. Nope, no more booze for me!

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

7. I'm not interested in fighting you.

8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!

9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15/17 i really must try harder!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Lmao, so very very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just 11/17 oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just 11/17 oh dear "

paaaahhh amatuer drinker!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

you forgot....."i lost my knickers on the way home"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

yeah you also forgot,no way am i going to stop and have a pee on that traffic roundabout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

past and copy try later

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"yeah you also forgot,no way am i going to stop and have a pee on that traffic roundabout"
i always carry a funnel for such emergencies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one pint is enough

two pints are more than enough

three pints are no where near enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

difficult things to say when d*unk

No thanks I really don't want any more alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TAn easy thing to say when pissed:

No I haven't had a cunt Drinkstable...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no

(apparently)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck your ugly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Statistically Significant Sample!

I have difficulties saying this when I am sober, let alone when d*unk!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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One tequila

Two tequila

Three tequila

Floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its my round xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Its my round xx "

Nah you can't say that when you're sober lol

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