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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine does my head in.

I always forget to change the batteries before the TV code expires and therefore I have to be Johnny 2 remotes.

And it is possessed because it can move on it's own volition, under the settee, down the side of the armchair and even into the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pissed off with mine cos it's bigger than my cock

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

At least it isn't a measuring device. Cake is clearly much better for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a freeview control lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a freeview control lol "

They're tiny

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"At least it isn't a measuring device. Cake is clearly much better for that "

So long as it is nice chocolate cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a freeview control lol

They're tiny "
Yes but its free lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least it isn't a measuring device. Cake is clearly much better for that "

The beauty of cake is that you can eat it to alter the scale lol

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Do they do a mini sky remote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a well known fact that sales of Sky remotes far outstrip the number of people that have Sky.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"At least it isn't a measuring device. Cake is clearly much better for that

The beauty of cake is that you can eat it to alter the scale lol"

Did someone mention cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine does my head in.

I always forget to change the batteries before the TV code expires and therefore I have to be Johnny 2 remotes.

And it is possessed because it can move on it's own volition, under the settee, down the side of the armchair and even into the kitchen. "

I will never have Sky.

I can't abide Rupert Murdoch.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner


"I will never have Sky.

I can't abide Rupert Murdoch.

"

The Dirty Digger's only a little fellow, maybe I could use him as a scale instead?

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"At least it isn't a measuring device. Cake is clearly much better for that

So long as it is nice chocolate cake "

It is didn't you see the picture

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By *ickeymousesCouple
over a year ago

Lich


"I'm pissed off with mine cos it's bigger than my cock "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to know who started the sky remote measuring trend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least it isn't a measuring device. Cake is clearly much better for that

So long as it is nice chocolate cake

It is didn't you see the picture "

I can do personalised signed copies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine does my head in.

I always forget to change the batteries before the TV code expires and therefore I have to be Johnny 2 remotes.

And it is possessed because it can move on it's own volition, under the settee, down the side of the armchair and even into the kitchen.

I will never have Sky.

I can't abide Rupert Murdoch.

"

What programme is he on ?

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Do they do a mini sky remote?"

Available on eBay (from China); miniature SKY remote control 4" / 10 cm.

Non-functioning, does not require batteries.

Sold as novelty item only.

No returns.

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