FabSwingers.com forum: Never question a D*unk !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Never question a d*unk

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A) 1 litre of 2% fat reduced milk

B) Dozen fresh eggs

C) 250ml bottle of orange juice

D) a head of lettuce

E) 500 gm jar of coffee

F) 250 gm pack of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out,

a d*unk

standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of

the

cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the d*unk

calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued

by the derelict's intuition

I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing

particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the d*unk to my

marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are

correct, but

how on earth did you know that?'

The d*unk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.