FabSwingers.com forum: RIP Bono

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well not quite...

U2 frontman Bono broke his arm in six places and fractured his eye socket, hand and shoulder blade in his recent bicycle accident in New York.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

dude...... not cool......

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well not quite...

U2 frontman Bono broke his arm in six places and fractured his eye socket, hand and shoulder blade in his recent bicycle accident in New York.

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Oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought God had finally got fed up with Bono pretending to be him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought God had finally got fed up with Bono pretending to be him. "

Isnt God a bit taller than Bono?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought God had finally got fed up with Bono pretending to be him.

Isnt God a bit taller than Bono?

Not quite..I think bono just has the "edge" ho ho ho ho... aw cmaan!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I thought God had finally got fed up with Bono pretending to be him.

Isnt God a bit taller than Bono?

and female..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought God had finally got fed up with Bono pretending to be him.

Isnt God a bit taller than Bono?

and female..

Bono's female ?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I thought God had finally got fed up with Bono pretending to be him.

Isnt God a bit taller than Bono?

and female..

Bono's female ? "

bugger, let it slip..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get well soon, and please, live to be a 100.

There's no way on earth i could live with national media playing his songs all day long if he were to shuffle off his mortal coil.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ben! Don't do that.

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Get well soon, and please, live to be a 100.

There's no way on earth i could live with national media playing his songs all day long if he were to shuffle off his mortal coil."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ben! Don't do that.

Soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im so glad I opened this thread, boy it has made me laugh, comments are so true and so funny

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

He was good. Sadly missed

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

"He was good. Sadly missed

You should take better aim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem. . It's larry that sets the tone. . And the edge . . Paul is just the singer a press guy. If you hate Bono Vox you hate the rest of them. If you really do hate U20 fair enough !

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Ahem. . It's larry that sets the tone. . And the edge . . Paul is just the singer a press guy. If you hate Bono Vox you hate the rest of them. If you really do hate U20 fair enough ! "

U20? Is that Uboat20? A lot of people hated the Uboats during WW2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought God had finally got fed up with Bono pretending to be him. "

AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets face it. . A witty retort based on a clear yet unfunny typo . . Is scraping the barrel dude !

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Lets face it. . A witty retort based on a clear yet unfunny typo . . Is scraping the barrel dude ! "

And you calling someone a troll on other threads is'nt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they are trolling . . That's fair comment. What do you base your response at my post on ?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"If they are trolling . . That's fair comment. What do you base your response at my post on ? "

Were your itchy undies the only ones left in the drawer this morning? You seem a bit irritable and touchy today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really. . I posted up a fairly general comment in the ' intelligence' thread. Got some random pick me out for an insult. Defended myself and then that seems to have made me out as at orge. I'll happily take one on the chin. . As long as i feel it's justified.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"If they are trolling . . That's fair comment. What do you base your response at my post on ? "

Did you think the Uboat comment was an attack on you in some way? Was just a light hearted comment as a result of your typo, jeez, some people need to lighten up a bit.

And V V agree with you had noticed that on several different threads tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets face it. . A witty retort based on a clear yet unfunny typo . . Is scraping the barrel dude ! "

ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An unrelated person then comes into this thread . . Which is about music . . And picks on a misstype. . I question his validity and i'm likened to a troll ?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"An unrelated person then comes into this thread . . Which is about music . . And picks on a misstype. . I question his validity and i'm likened to a troll ? "

drama queen

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Not really. . I posted up a fairly general comment in the ' intelligence' thread. Got some random pick me out for an insult. Defended myself and then that seems to have made me out as at orge. I'll happily take one on the chin. . As long as i feel it's justified. "

From what I can see, you're taking things a bit more seriously than they deserve.

It's not like the opinions of strangers on your intelligence actually mean anything.

I can't see there's anything to take on the chin, unless you're being insulted by someone who knows you and whose opinion you value.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologies . . Got the vibe wrong . . Humble pie is most filling . . Eugh

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By *ngel_38Woman
over a year ago

Staffs

"An unrelated person then comes into this thread . . Which is about music . . And picks on a misstype. . I question his validity and i'm likened to a troll ? "

How dare u take my troll title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sitting facing the wall with my coat on backwards !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An unrelated person then comes into this thread . . Which is about music . . And picks on a misstype. . I question his validity and i'm likened to a troll ?

How dare u take my troll title

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oi ! This is my limelight ! Attention whore . . HELLO ! Ha

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By *ngel_38Woman
over a year ago

Staffs

"I'm sitting facing the wall with my coat on backwards ! "

can I come and join U?

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By *ngel_38Woman
over a year ago

Staffs

"An unrelated person then comes into this thread . . Which is about music . . And picks on a misstype. . I question his validity and i'm likened to a troll ?

How dare u take my troll title

oi ! This is my limelight ! Attention whore . . HELLO ! Ha "

Let's share ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shh not allowed ! Pm only !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh we can't pm. . I'm too old/you're to blinkered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why did bono fall off the stage??

he was standing to close to the edge!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought God had finally got fed up with Bono pretending to be him. "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"He was good. Sadly missed

You should take better aim

Why?

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

"I'm sitting facing the wall with my coat on backwards !

can I come and join U?"

I will come and join U2.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh we can't pm. . I'm too old/you're to blinkered

Its because UB40+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought God had finally got fed up with Bono pretending to be him. "

Sarah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get well soon, and please, live to be a 100.

There's no way on earth i could live with national media playing his songs all day long if he were to shuffle off his mortal coil."

That made me laugh!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serves him right for cycling with those stupid fucking glasses and a cowboy hat!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Well not quite...

U2 frontman Bono broke his arm in six places and fractured his eye socket, hand and shoulder blade in his recent bicycle accident in New York.

Knees and toes

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Get away from the edge Bono inacase.......ahhh too late.

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

Good news from New York, his bike is back on the road.

Jenny xxx

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Raleigh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bono went to a confectionary and asked if they could decorated cake for him....

The assistant asked what did he want putting on the cake?

Bono said " Icing"

The assistant replied....so fucking what ya prick.... now what do you want on the fucking cake... sheeesh....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just heard on the radio that last week the door dropped of a jet he was travelling in... do you think someone is trying to tell him something? lol

Apparently, when the plane door dropped of his luggage dropped out over Germany. I bet there is a German dwarf with bad taste in clothes who was very grateful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread's boring the shizer off me.

Needs a bit of an Edge to it!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"This thread's boring the shizer off me.

Needs a bit of an Edge to it!!

It happened 2 hours ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread's boring the shizer off me.

Needs a bit of an Edge to it!!

It happened 2 hours ago"

Fuck it! You can have it again!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"This thread's boring the shizer off me.

Needs a bit of an Edge to it!!

It happened 2 hours ago

Fuck it! You can have it again! "

If you look closely you will then see my second joke/pun.

I added pun due to descrption act 1989

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