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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Ok so my boiler is on the blink. I've lit my bioethanol fire and am currently boiling pans of water so I can have a good scrub and wash my hair in the kitchen sink.

As much of a hassle as it is, at least I have access to plentiful clean water.

What First World problems have you had to deal with lately?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French cars!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ended up homeless for two months recently, but there was somewhere for me to stay with my kids, even if it was shit there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shredder simply not shredding confidential documents. Terrible vexation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disposable income is a pain! Whatever to do with it!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I was warm and safe and well fed and switched off the news about problems in the world.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I have cracked lips due to the salt content in McDonalds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a sore bum because of cheap toilet paper on Virgin trains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only go on 1 fortnight Holliday next year, cos if going to a wedding in Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She who must be obeyed has just force fed me home made beef curry and i think she is expecting sex as payment...oh woe is me

Gimp

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I ended up homeless for two months recently, but there was somewhere for me to stay with my kids, even if it was shit there."

I feel for you. Been there. But things always improve with time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disposable income is a pain! Whatever to do with it!"

I'll help.. citizen have just named a watch after me... Sunrise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My croissant from Eat this morning was stale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"French cars!"

"French cars are great"

No one ever.

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

My house is too big and my cleaner charges by the hour

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I couldn't decide which bottle of wine to open to put in the bolognese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My balls are spiky even though I only shaved this morning.

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"My house is too big and my cleaner charges by the hour "

Buy her some roller skates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took me forever to transfer data from my old iPhone to my new one!!

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA


"My house is too big and my cleaner charges by the hour

Buy her some roller skates. "

She uses these to get the post

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"My house is too big and my cleaner charges by the hour

Buy her some roller skates.

She uses these to get the post "

So there's no problem! Tell her to just keep them on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My balls are spiky even though I only shaved this morning. "

Mine too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't sit on the sofa naked cuz i stick to the bloody thing!!

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA


"My house is too big and my cleaner charges by the hour

Buy her some roller skates.

She uses these to get the post

So there's no problem! Tell her to just keep them on. "

I'm not that dominant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shoulder hurts

That is all

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By *ayTVTV/TS
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Why are there always 8 hot dogs in a tin and only 6 finger rolls in a pack???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cooker. Gas been off for over a week because of a leak. It's been takesways,microwave meals,ready cooked chicken and slow cooker stews. I want roast potatoes and proper porridge

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"No cooker. Gas been off for over a week because of a leak. It's been takesways,microwave meals,ready cooked chicken and slow cooker stews. I want roast potatoes and proper porridge "

Damn. Unlucky. I feel privileged I have gas. (Not wind before the puns begin).

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Why are there always 8 hot dogs in a tin and only 6 finger rolls in a pack???"

So you can double up with two of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've bought the kids far too many Christmas presents, and now they fall out and hit me on the head every time I open the cupboard door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've bought the kids far too many Christmas presents, and now they fall out and hit me on the head every time I open the cupboard door. "

You really shouldn't keep your kids in a cupboard

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"My balls are spiky even though I only shaved this morning.

Mine too. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are there always 8 hot dogs in a tin and only 6 finger rolls in a pack???"

This!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tired and there's loads of washing up in the kitchen. Debating whether to wash it by hand or shove it in the dishwasher xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What to get my cats for Christmas

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

My sky box is on the blink.

I've got no ice for my gin.

And God. I've run out of fabric conditioner.

What am I to do?!

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By *horshiperMan
over a year ago

London

What should I wearing in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so my boiler is on the blink. I've lit my bioethanol fire and am currently boiling pans of water so I can have a good scrub and wash my hair in the kitchen sink.

As much of a hassle as it is, at least I have access to plentiful clean water.

What First World problems have you had to deal with lately? "
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Vote green or that supply of clean water might be not quite as good as you think.

So what's the problem with the boiler, I'm no expert but I'm guessing it's a modern one!.fandangled pieces of intelligent clean burning garbage.

I prefer to drink my ethanol with , I find I don't need a fire after a few of them.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"No cooker. Gas been off for over a week because of a leak. It's been takesways,microwave meals,ready cooked chicken and slow cooker stews. I want roast potatoes and proper porridge "

I'm now wondering if you can make porridge in the slow cooker overnight, Hmmm

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Plumber has been. Fixed a leak but it needs a new board so hotwaterless till at least Monday.

Hey ho.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My conservatory isn't finished yet and the house is cluttered because I need the space.

I can't get round to clean properly.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

My electric blanket has a bobbly bit in. It is far enough away to get a nights sleep, but sometimes I roll over and can feel a lump in my bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My broadband is fast enough to stream HD tv but I'm worried it won't be fast enough for 4K tv

What am I to do?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't decide to have quinoa or cuscus for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my eggs cracked when I pored hot water on and turned gas on to boil them and gas had ran out

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"No cooker. Gas been off for over a week because of a leak. It's been takesways,microwave meals,ready cooked chicken and slow cooker stews. I want roast potatoes and proper porridge

I'm now wondering if you can make porridge in the slow cooker overnight, Hmmm "

You can. Apparently it's good for it. Personally I think it still tastes like shit!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

The children were really disrespectful to Frisky the other day. So she has banned the buying on an xbox one for Christmas....

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"My electric blanket has a bobbly bit in. It is far enough away to get a nights sleep, but sometimes I roll over and can feel a lump in my bed. "

Id guess it's not the electric blanket causing the problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just visited the WC at work to find we are out of cushelle!!!! I have had to use the cheap crap on my sensitive little botty.

But i just kept calm and carried on.

(So grateful we havnt yet run out of the orange and elderflower hand sanitizer)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't decide which flavour ice cream to get, so I bought both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time I buy taco shells from my local co-op there's more broken ones than intact ones. This means I've had to switch to going to Morrisons which is half a mile further away!

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

A have a fan heater upstairs now. Though only putting it on briefly. And an oil fired radiator in the hall. Along with the bioethanol fire I am toasty. But I'm dreading my electricity bill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Subway don't deliver. I rarely get takeaways, but today I have an unusual craving for a foot long, sure many of you lot can understand that.

Oh and I've got meetings all around the county this week so I know I'm not gonna be getting much chance to exercise as I'd like to.

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Bugger. Have to have a new boiler. There goes the money I saved to get the driveway done.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Had to post this...just giving my mate a lift home after dropping his Merc off to be serviced and he was telling me he'd been asked to go to NY next May with friends...we're already going to Benidorm and he said they must think I'm made of money, I think they expect me to sell one of my boats to go with them (he's a 3 boat guy)...nearly drove off the road laughing and said I was gonna set a charity do up so he didn't have to sacrifice a boat or the Merc or the Honda CRV...first world problems eh

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Yea I've got a first world problem. Football is on tonight so I wont be able to see a show that withholds food from people as a form of entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being hungry and only having plain biscuits because someone ate all the nice ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ripping a hole in one of my favourite tops!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

We ran out of Yorkshire Tea bags so I've had to drink Tetley's like some sort of animal!

The injustice, I tell you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had enough time to do anything due to a certain website being too addictive......

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By *y2funMan
over a year ago

DUDLEY


"We ran out of Yorkshire Tea bags "

no tinternet its like my world has fallen in on its self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My aircon broke today! Been sweating my nads off all afternoon!

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

So 3 hour wait in the walk in centre. Referred to eye hospital to be informed I could be waiting there for another 6. After a road traffic accident. Ok I'm not dangerously injured. I walked away pretty much intact and the other driverwas ok thankfully.

But still not very good for me to be sat under glaring lights with my eye damaged.

Left and returning tomorrow when they open. At least I'll be well rested.

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

bloomin isp activated parental controls and on logging in, the site said I didn't have the authority to change them. No access to fab, or porn. 30 mins in telephone support queue - sorted in the end

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"bloomin isp activated parental controls and on logging in, the site said I didn't have the authority to change them. No access to fab, or porn. 30 mins in telephone support queue - sorted in the end"

My old phone was always doing that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calendar notification on my phone woke me up to tell me I had the day off

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Calendar notification on my phone woke me up to tell me I had the day off"

Ha!

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