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"Who's watching the footy tonight and who's doing something far more exciting?? " Will probably skip it to be honest. | |||
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"I would rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon and feed them to the cat" But I will be doing something WAAAAY better than watching footy .... I am going to Chameleons in a little while!!! | |||
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"I would rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon and feed them to the cat" 8 out of 10 cats said they preffered eyes to whiskers when recently asked | |||
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"I think it will be 2:1 Scotland, I know nothing about football and I couldn't name one player..... but I have a feeling " Do you have the Euro-millions numbers as well mate? | |||
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"I think it will be 2:1 Scotland, I know nothing about football and I couldn't name one player..... but I have a feeling Do you have the Euro-millions numbers as well mate?" Yes.... | |||
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"I would rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon and feed them to the cat 8 out of 10 cats said they preffered eyes to whiskers when recently asked" Hehe I love that programe | |||
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"I would rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon and feed them to the cat" Oooh, got a spare spoon?......and cat? | |||
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"I would rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon and feed them to the cat But I will be doing something WAAAAY better than watching footy .... I am going to Chameleons in a little while!!! " Good plan pussy | |||
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"I would rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon and feed them to the cat But I will be doing something WAAAAY better than watching footy .... I am going to Chameleons in a little while!!! " Couldn't think of anything much better than that - hope lots of fun is had x | |||
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"I would rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon and feed them to the cat Oooh, got a spare spoon?......and cat? " Spoon yes but only one cat | |||
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"I would rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon and feed them to the cat Oooh, got a spare spoon?......and cat? Spoon yes but only one cat " Not a worry, i'll just shove them through next doors catflap (if I can find it) | |||
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"Who's watching the footy tonight and who's doing something far more exciting?? " I have beer, scratchings and my rubber brick to throw if needed. | |||
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"I would rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon and feed them to the cat Oooh, got a spare spoon?......and cat? Spoon yes but only one cat " How will you be able to find the cat with no eyes? A | |||
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"Gooooooooooaaaaallll " you are late | |||
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"Gooooooooooaaaaallll you are late " fastest fingers in the North | |||
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"Gooooooooooaaaaallll you are late fastest fingers in the North " Must be a time delay in the South East. | |||
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"2-0 get in!!!!!! " wonders if Mark will celebrate with a pie | |||
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"2-0 get in!!!!!! wonders if Mark will celebrate with a pie " He should know better by now. | |||
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"Just a little in perspective! Theres more english in london than there is in the whole of scotland so on that you should beat them! BUT THE CELTS NEVER EVER GIVE UP AND ARE PROUD NATIONS! SCOTLAND THE BRAVE ALL THE WAY!!" #2-0 | |||
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"Just a little in perspective! Theres more english in london than there is in the whole of scotland so on that you should beat them! BUT THE CELTS NEVER EVER GIVE UP AND ARE PROUD NATIONS! SCOTLAND THE BRAVE ALL THE WAY!!" They have given up cheering its gone very very quiet! | |||
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"And what u got on ur shirts?" Three Lions. You are dressed up as William Wallace I can tell. | |||
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"Ha ha ha! It takes a welshman to tell you its actually 3 leopards in fact! Look up your english history hey!! " Seriously? What do you think of the game? Oh and its three lions..... | |||
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"All jokes aside, yes it is really, latin names! I love ur banter, as a proud welshman and u a proud english lady we bound to collie! Im gutted u aint called me a sheep shagger yet lol! Im enjoying it but do u think only ur manager picks the team?" Couldn't give a fuck, not bothered about anything else except the score. | |||
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"Its all rather embarrassing watching it I really thought it would be a good match with some spirit but they have just capitulated and looking to keep it to only 0:2 " Oops! A | |||
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"Just a little in perspective! Theres more english in london than there is in the whole of scotland so on that you should beat them! BUT THE CELTS NEVER EVER GIVE UP AND ARE PROUD NATIONS! SCOTLAND THE BRAVE ALL THE WAY!!" Half the Scotland sides fucking English anyway | |||
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"GOALLLLLLLLLLL" Thank god it will bring some life into a dire display. | |||
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"GOALLLLLLLLLLL Thank god it will bring some life into a dire display. " GOALLLLL | |||
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"i actually do fancy the scots tonight.... " and that coming from someone stating their "straight" | |||
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"What a goal by Scotland. An even better one by England. Great stuff " That's a bit like saying:- Wow that an impressive 3in penis far better than the last third of that guy with a 9in penis. | |||
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"Its all rather embarrassing watching it I really thought it would be a good match with some spirit but they have just capitulated and looking to keep it to only 0:2 " Thats One of the things that bugs me about Derby often when In the lead they decide To defend more that go for goal when There Is more goals up for grabs, but Just lately they have been more Entertaining by scoreing more goals Makes the game a whole lot more Interesting for the fans even If The game goe,s against yer thou I must say at times like that I,m Ready for the final whistle.. | |||
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"What a goal by Scotland. An even better one by England. Great stuff That's a bit like saying:- Wow that an impressive 3in penis far better than the last third of that guy with a 9in penis. " No - it's more like saying:- that's an impressive 3" penis but even the last third of that 9" penis is better and for that matter so is the first third | |||
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"What a goal by Scotland. An even better one by England. Great stuff That's a bit like saying:- Wow that an impressive 3in penis far better than the last third of that guy with a 9in penis. No - it's more like saying:- that's an impressive 3" penis but even the last third of that 9" penis is better and for that matter so is the first third " I've never known 2 straight guys talk about a Penis as much as you do | |||
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"Its all rather embarrassing watching it I really thought it would be a good match with some spirit but they have just capitulated and looking to keep it to only 0:2 Thats One of the things that bugs me about Derby often when In the lead they decide To defend more that go for goal when There Is more goals up for grabs, but Just lately they have been more Entertaining by scoreing more goals Makes the game a whole lot more Interesting for the fans even If The game goe,s against yer thou I must say at times like that I,m Ready for the final whistle.. " It was a bit bland England basically cruised through I wish they had possessed some of that Celtic spirit but it wasn't to be. | |||
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"What a goal by Scotland. An even better one by England. Great stuff That's a bit like saying:- Wow that an impressive 3in penis far better than the last third of that guy with a 9in penis. No - it's more like saying:- that's an impressive 3" penis but even the last third of that 9" penis is better and for that matter so is the first third I've never known 2 straight guys talk about a Penis as much as you do " Penis penis penis! There are three more for ya | |||
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"It was a bit penis England basically cruised through I wish they had possessed some of that Celtic penis but it wasn't to be. " | |||
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"Ha ha ha! It takes a welshman to tell you its actually 3 leopards in fact! Look up your english history hey!! " At least we aint got a poodle on our flag | |||
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"Neither have we! But hey your 48 now and still want to act like a child and be petty, go ahead! Got anything more adult intelligent abuse to stimulate my brain than that?? " Hilarious! How grown up! | |||
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"Makes way to front looking for good seat with popcorn in hand.......... " A Welshman on a rant! its frankly embarrassing for the rest of the Welsh! Its a bit like saying the cast of benefit street is a true representation of Birmingham. | |||
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"Makes way to front looking for good seat with popcorn in hand.......... A Welshman on a rant! its frankly embarrassing for the rest of the Welsh! Its a bit like saying the cast of benefit street is a true representation of Birmingham. " To be honest it is a true representation of Birmingham hehehe | |||
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"Nah just chucking my wellies out of the pram!" Don't please its far too late in the evening for that! | |||
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"I would rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon and feed them to the cat Oooh, got a spare spoon?......and cat? Spoon yes but only one cat How will you be able to find the cat with no eyes? A" Meanwhile there's a lost cat with no eyes to find. Or a leopard? Someone should put up posters. | |||
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"Makes way to front looking for good seat with popcorn in hand.......... A Welshman on a rant! its frankly embarrassing for the rest of the Welsh! Its a bit like saying the cast of benefit street is a true representation of Birmingham. To be honest it is a true representation of Birmingham hehehe" Nope I have met people in Sutton and Solihull and they are far from that. | |||
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"Makes way to front looking for good seat with popcorn in hand.......... A Welshman on a rant! its frankly embarrassing for the rest of the Welsh! Its a bit like saying the cast of benefit street is a true representation of Birmingham. To be honest it is a true representation of Birmingham hehehe Nope I have met people in Sutton and Solihull and they are far from that. " It was a joke don't take it literally | |||
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"Makes way to front looking for good seat with popcorn in hand.......... A Welshman on a rant! its frankly embarrassing for the rest of the Welsh! Its a bit like saying the cast of benefit street is a true representation of Birmingham. To be honest it is a true representation of Birmingham hehehe Nope I have met people in Sutton and Solihull and they are far from that. It was a joke don't take it literally " I've been to Alum Rock too I left there sharpish! | |||
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"Rooney is a balding tosser only after money and past it as a player " Be fair he has had a hair transplant though I can't disagree with the tosser being past it bit. Your lacking in the old head rug there fella yourself | |||
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"Rooney is a balding tosser only after money and past it as a player Be fair he has had a hair transplant though I can't disagree with the tosser being past it bit. Your lacking in the old head rug there fella yourself" No comment | |||
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"Makes way to front looking for good seat with popcorn in hand.......... A Welshman on a rant! its frankly embarrassing for the rest of the Welsh! Its a bit like saying the cast of benefit street is a true representation of Birmingham. To be honest it is a true representation of Birmingham hehehe Nope I have met people in Sutton and Solihull and they are far from that. It was a joke don't take it literally I've been to Alum Rock too I left there sharpish! " Never been there heard a lot about it tho. | |||
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"Makes way to front looking for good seat with popcorn in hand.......... A Welshman on a rant! its frankly embarrassing for the rest of the Welsh! Its a bit like saying the cast of benefit street is a true representation of Birmingham. To be honest it is a true representation of Birmingham hehehe Nope I have met people in Sutton and Solihull and they are far from that. It was a joke don't take it literally I've been to Alum Rock too I left there sharpish! Never been there heard a lot about it tho." Don't do a meet there no matter what the local kids were eying up the wheels on the motor and the rubbish was knee high as she opened the door! | |||
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"I would rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon and feed them to the cat Oooh, got a spare spoon?......and cat? Spoon yes but only one cat How will you be able to find the cat with no eyes? A" Just drop them on the floor for her. | |||
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"Makes way to front looking for good seat with popcorn in hand.......... A Welshman on a rant! its frankly embarrassing for the rest of the Welsh! Its a bit like saying the cast of benefit street is a true representation of Birmingham. To be honest it is a true representation of Birmingham hehehe Nope I have met people in Sutton and Solihull and they are far from that. It was a joke don't take it literally I've been to Alum Rock too I left there sharpish! Never been there heard a lot about it tho. Don't do a meet there no matter what the local kids were eying up the wheels on the motor and the rubbish was knee high as she opened the door! " Whoever invented dogging must have had the same experience | |||
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"Oh and by the way _luezulu if your so patriotic how come nearly every woman you say in your profile aint english?? Doh, hypocrite or what!! " Think I've touched a nerve about the poodle. Now why is that because I mention a few women that aren't English on my profile, that's basically the biggest load of baloney ever written and more in hope than being taken seriously, makes me un patriotic or hypocritical. Now, back to the Poodle. I know it's not really a Poodle, it a blood coloured Dragon, that the English stuck on your flag to remind you that you will always be ruled by England | |||
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"Oh and by the way _luezulu if your so patriotic how come nearly every woman you say in your profile aint english?? Doh, hypocrite or what!! Think I've touched a nerve about the poodle. Now why is that because I mention a few women that aren't English on my profile, that's basically the biggest load of baloney ever written and more in hope than being taken seriously, makes me un patriotic or hypocritical. Now, back to the Poodle. I know it's not really a Poodle, it a blood coloured Dragon, that the English stuck on your flag to remind you that you will always be ruled by England" How childish can you get! | |||
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"Oh and by the way _luezulu if your so patriotic how come nearly every woman you say in your profile aint english?? Doh, hypocrite or what!! Think I've touched a nerve about the poodle. Now why is that because I mention a few women that aren't English on my profile, that's basically the biggest load of baloney ever written and more in hope than being taken seriously, makes me un patriotic or hypocritical. Now, back to the Poodle. I know it's not really a Poodle, it a blood coloured Dragon, that the English stuck on your flag to remind you that you will always be ruled by England How childish can you get! " A lot more | |||
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"Oh and by the way _luezulu if your so patriotic how come nearly every woman you say in your profile aint english?? Doh, hypocrite or what!! Think I've touched a nerve about the poodle. Now why is that because I mention a few women that aren't English on my profile, that's basically the biggest load of baloney ever written and more in hope than being taken seriously, makes me un patriotic or hypocritical. Now, back to the Poodle. I know it's not really a Poodle, it a blood coloured Dragon, that the English stuck on your flag to remind you that you will always be ruled by England How childish can you get! A lot more" If you think it makes you look big and clever well reality check IT DOESN'T just extremely immature! | |||
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"Grow up BabyZulu " Only if you say please Oh and wait til our friend is back, I,m gonna tell her about you being horrible to me, then you'll be in big trouble | |||
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"I would rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon and feed them to the cat But I will be doing something WAAAAY better than watching footy .... I am going to Chameleons in a little while!!! " Had 6 lovely hours at Chams, walked past the television room and was told the footy score (not that I wanted to know it) but 2 seconds told me as much as those of you who sat through the whole boring match ... England won ... big deal! | |||
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"I would rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon and feed them to the cat But I will be doing something WAAAAY better than watching footy .... I am going to Chameleons in a little while!!! Had 6 lovely hours at Chams, walked past the television room and was told the footy score (not that I wanted to know it) but 2 seconds told me as much as those of you who sat through the whole boring match ... England won ... big deal! " To football fans it is a big deal, even though it was only a friendly. I would rather have had the evening I had than spend six hours in Chameleons Club......but takes al-sorts eh? | |||
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"Who's watching the footy tonight and who's doing something far more exciting?? " You mean like watching paint dry? Or grass grow? Both preferable. (Though actually I was at a pub quiz) | |||
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