FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Ouch!!!

Jump to newest
 

By *eizvoll OP   Woman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

Was just in the kitchen cooking when I felt something crawl up my neck. I used my hand to brush it away which is when I realised it was a wasp (just as it stung me!)

It then fell down my top and inside my bra so I stripped off pretty quick and then noticed my neighbour was watching through the window!

Am now very embarrased, :$ have a throbbing sting on my neck and in all the excitement I managed to over cook the pasta!!! Not my evening

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the other hand you may just have made your neighbours day.. week even!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eizvoll OP   Woman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

At least there's a bright side then!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least there's a bright side then! "

Should of let me know I could of sucked the Poison out for you

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one fly in through the open window in my car this evening. It's a two seater so the cabin is pretty small.

It made for an interesting minute or two I can tell you :o)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one fly in through the open window in my car this evening. It's a two seater so the cabin is pretty small.

It made for an interesting minute or two I can tell you :o)"

it's scarey when one gets into your Crash Helmet when your out on the Bike

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eizvoll OP   Woman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)


"At least there's a bright side then!

Should of let me know I could of sucked the Poison out for you "

Now you tell me - when it's too late!!! I'll remember next time tho

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one fly in through the open window in my car this evening. It's a two seater so the cabin is pretty small.

It made for an interesting minute or two I can tell you :o)

it's scarey when one gets into your Crash Helmet when your out on the Bike "

Really good job that you put the word "helmet" in that sentence....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had one fly in through the open window in my car this evening. It's a two seater so the cabin is pretty small.

It made for an interesting minute or two I can tell you :o)

it's scarey when one gets into your Crash Helmet when your out on the Bike

Really good job that you put the word "helmet" in that sentence...."

I made sure I put Crash before it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh arse, I meant crash lol.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *undebigaryMan
over a year ago

dundee


"I had one fly in through the open window in my car this evening. It's a two seater so the cabin is pretty small.

It made for an interesting minute or two I can tell you :o)

it's scarey when one gets into your Crash Helmet when your out on the Bike "
lol yeh or u put your visor up cos its all steamy an one of the little fukrs hit u rite in the eyeball at say 70mph.just to keep it legal lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reports suggest that due to the hot weather we've enjoyed recently the wasp community have seen perfect breeding conditions and that August will see them all hatch. Thousands upon thousands of them. Yuk.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Reports suggest that due to the hot weather we've enjoyed recently the wasp community have seen perfect breeding conditions and that August will see them all hatch. Thousands upon thousands of them. Yuk. "
if theres one fucker in a large fucking space it finds me ...bloody things

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reports suggest that due to the hot weather we've enjoyed recently the wasp community have seen perfect breeding conditions and that August will see them all hatch. Thousands upon thousands of them. Yuk. if theres one fucker in a large fucking space it finds me ...bloody things "

That's because they are attracted to sweet smelling things

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


" u put your visor up cos its all steamy an one of the little fukrs hit u rite in the eyeball at say 70mph."

That's a bit harsh - the wasp is buzzing around minding its own business, when you turn up at "70mph" and headbutt him in the arse...your eyeball is literally the last thing on his mind.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *undebigaryMan
over a year ago

dundee


" u put your visor up cos its all steamy an one of the little fukrs hit u rite in the eyeball at say 70mph.

That's a bit harsh - the wasp is buzzing around minding its own business, when you turn up at "70mph" and headbutt him in the arse...your eyeball is literally the last thing on his mind."
Yeh thats food for thought.maybe im just a heartless bastard.i mean how dare i infringe on a little cute wasps air space.lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was just in the kitchen cooking when I felt something crawl up my neck. I used my hand to brush it away which is when I realised it was a wasp (just as it stung me!)

It then fell down my top and inside my bra so I stripped off pretty quick and then noticed my neighbour was watching through the window!

Am now very embarrased, :$ have a throbbing sting on my neck and in all the excitement I managed to over cook the pasta!!! Not my evening "

Overcooked the pasta! tut

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing worse than a wasp in your helmet Apart from perhaps a cactus up your doughnut

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was just in the kitchen cooking when I felt something crawl up my neck. I used my hand to brush it away which is when I realised it was a wasp (just as it stung me!)

It then fell down my top and inside my bra so I stripped off pretty quick and then noticed my neighbour was watching through the window!

Am now very embarrased, :$ have a throbbing sting on my neck and in all the excitement I managed to over cook the pasta!!! Not my evening "

So much for multi tasking

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top