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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Was eating in a restaurant in Clerkenwell tonight and heard various celebrations going on...waitress said it was the mayor having a bit of a do...thought OMG, chance to meet BoJo! Nah, 'twas only the mayor of Islington

Buggeration

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Oh how the other half live! La-de-dar!

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Oh how the other half live! La-de-dar! "

Tell ya what...there was a shed load of posh cars with fancy flags and chauffeurs waiting outside...Southerner's tax £ at work eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been up and down Clerkenwell all night long.

Welcome to London.

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago


"Southerner's tax £ at work eh? "

i read in the newspapers southerners all managed to find ways to avoid paying tax

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I've been up and down Clerkenwell all night long.

Welcome to London. "

Did you see a blonde staggering along screeching "gissa blow-Jo, bojo!"

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I've been up and down Clerkenwell all night long.

Welcome to London. "

Thanks Mr P...darn sarf on a course, bloody knackered after op4F last night and 3 hours kip...I may well have walked in front of you on several occasions tonight - if you knock over a blonde in a flasher mac, it's likely me

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Oh how the other half live! La-de-dar!

Tell ya what...there was a shed load of posh cars with fancy flags and chauffeurs waiting outside...Southerner's tax £ at work eh? "

Totally outrageous! I'm so outraged (in fact) I'm off to bed.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I've been up and down Clerkenwell all night long.

Welcome to London.

Did you see a blonde staggering along screeching "gissa blow-Jo, bojo!" "

Excuuuuuuuussse me...I do not screech!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been up and down Clerkenwell all night long.

Welcome to London.

Did you see a blonde staggering along screeching "gissa blow-Jo, bojo!" "

I did see some ne'er do wells shuffling about.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hope you enjoyed it all, Caz! Electric, eh?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Was eating in a restaurant in Clerkenwell tonight and heard various celebrations going on...waitress said it was the mayor having a bit of a do...thought OMG, chance to meet BoJo! Nah, 'twas only the mayor of Islington

Buggeration"

Hob nobbing with the nobs eh?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I've been up and down Clerkenwell all night long.

Welcome to London.

Did you see a blonde staggering along screeching "gissa blow-Jo, bojo!"

Excuuuuuuuussse me...I do not screech! "

Your York colleague recorded you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been up and down Clerkenwell all night long.

Welcome to London.

Thanks Mr P...darn sarf on a course, bloody knackered after op4F last night and 3 hours kip...I may well have walked in front of you on several occasions tonight - if you knock over a blonde in a flasher mac, it's likely me "

I'll look out for you. I haven't killed anyone in this job ......... Yet.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Bloody Hell! Talk of the devil!!! It's times like these that remind me WHY I want to be the sandwich filling!

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I've been up and down Clerkenwell all night long.

Welcome to London.

Did you see a blonde staggering along screeching "gissa blow-Jo, bojo!"

I did see some ne'er do wells shuffling about. "

I don't fecking shuffle either

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"Southerner's tax £ at work eh?

i read in the newspapers southerners all managed to find ways to avoid paying tax "

Oh if only that was true

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Was eating in a restaurant in Clerkenwell tonight and heard various celebrations going on...waitress said it was the mayor having a bit of a do...thought OMG, chance to meet BoJo! Nah, 'twas only the mayor of Islington

Buggeration

Hob nobbing with the nobs eh? "

Managed a few (k)nobs already....and I've beat you to OP4F...think you'll enjoy it

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Was eating in a restaurant in Clerkenwell tonight and heard various celebrations going on...waitress said it was the mayor having a bit of a do...thought OMG, chance to meet BoJo! Nah, 'twas only the mayor of Islington

Buggeration

Hob nobbing with the nobs eh?

Managed a few (k)nobs already....and I've beat you to OP4F...think you'll enjoy it"

Bah!! I bet you're stopping off in Derby on the way to beat me to the Attic too!

I'm looking forward to my London trip a lot.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Bloody Hell! Talk of the devil!!! It's times like these that remind me WHY I want to be the sandwich filling! "

You'd never survive

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Was eating in a restaurant in Clerkenwell tonight and heard various celebrations going on...waitress said it was the mayor having a bit of a do...thought OMG, chance to meet BoJo! Nah, 'twas only the mayor of Islington

Buggeration

Hob nobbing with the nobs eh?

Managed a few (k)nobs already....and I've beat you to OP4F...think you'll enjoy it

Bah!! I bet you're stopping off in Derby on the way to beat me to the Attic too!

I'm looking forward to my London trip a lot. "

If only it was on the West Coast line...

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Bloody Hell! Talk of the devil!!! It's times like these that remind me WHY I want to be the sandwich filling!

You'd never survive "

Yeah, but what a way to go eh?

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I've been up and down Clerkenwell all night long.

Welcome to London.

Thanks Mr P...darn sarf on a course, bloody knackered after op4F last night and 3 hours kip...I may well have walked in front of you on several occasions tonight - if you knock over a blonde in a flasher mac, it's likely me

I'll look out for you. I haven't killed anyone in this job ......... Yet. "

Don't kill me til I've been to Iceland next month...I'll tell you what me hotel was like

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Bloody Hell! Talk of the devil!!! It's times like these that remind me WHY I want to be the sandwich filling!

You'd never survive

Yeah, but what a way to go eh? "

I'd drown and suffocate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been up and down Clerkenwell all night long.

Welcome to London.

Thanks Mr P...darn sarf on a course, bloody knackered after op4F last night and 3 hours kip...I may well have walked in front of you on several occasions tonight - if you knock over a blonde in a flasher mac, it's likely me

I'll look out for you. I haven't killed anyone in this job ......... Yet.

Don't kill me til I've been to Iceland next month...I'll tell you what me hotel was like "

Oooh , you get around don't you.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Fuck...just got back to me room and realised I'd put me frock on inside out, so I've been in the restaurant and the hotel bar like that...fecking tramp

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Fuck...just got back to me room and realised I'd put me frock on inside out, so I've been in the restaurant and the hotel bar like that...fecking tramp "

I would say 'get some sleep woman' but I bet you've got plans....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Fuck...just got back to me room and realised I'd put me frock on inside out, so I've been in the restaurant and the hotel bar like that...fecking tramp "

You daft thing.

A good time at OP4F and a meal out with Islington's mayor and you've only been there since Sunday afternoon. OP4F for Tuesday night too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mention that place. Moot point.

Caz, I thought I had pointed you towards the chippy?

If I knew you were going all posh I would have sent you into Smithfield for some proper meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck...just got back to me room and realised I'd put me frock on inside out, so I've been in the restaurant and the hotel bar like that...fecking tramp "

Surely someone should have noticed that you had your frock on inside out... did you get undressed - sorry dressed - in a hurry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She normally does lol

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Fuck...just got back to me room and realised I'd put me frock on inside out, so I've been in the restaurant and the hotel bar like that...fecking tramp

Surely someone should have noticed that you had your frock on inside out... did you get undressed - sorry dressed - in a hurry? "

I'll hold you responsible for not noticing I put it back on the wrong way

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"She normally does lol"

Oi! Behave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck...just got back to me room and realised I'd put me frock on inside out, so I've been in the restaurant and the hotel bar like that...fecking tramp

Surely someone should have noticed that you had your frock on inside out... did you get undressed - sorry dressed - in a hurry?

I'll hold you responsible for not noticing I put it back on the wrong way "

My fault? I was distracted (looking at your arse At least it wasn't stained....

What had you been doing to make you so absent minded anyway?

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)


"Was eating in a restaurant in Clerkenwell tonight and heard various celebrations going on...waitress said it was the mayor having a bit of a do...thought OMG, chance to meet BoJo! Nah, 'twas only the mayor of Islington

Buggeration

Hob nobbing with the nobs eh?

Managed a few (k)nobs already....and I've beat you to OP4F...think you'll enjoy it

Bah!! I bet you're stopping off in Derby on the way to beat me to the Attic too!

I'm looking forward to my London trip a lot.

If only it was on the West Coast line... "

Do you girls want ti join my guest list this Friday at op4f? Glass of fizz on arrival

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Was eating in a restaurant in Clerkenwell tonight and heard various celebrations going on...waitress said it was the mayor having a bit of a do...thought OMG, chance to meet BoJo! Nah, 'twas only the mayor of Islington

Buggeration

Hob nobbing with the nobs eh?

Managed a few (k)nobs already....and I've beat you to OP4F...think you'll enjoy it

Bah!! I bet you're stopping off in Derby on the way to beat me to the Attic too!

I'm looking forward to my London trip a lot.

If only it was on the West Coast line...

Do you girls want ti join my guest list this Friday at op4f? Glass of fizz on arrival "

Unfortunately living 200 miles from London means I don't get down as often as I'd like. I'll be there Dec 9th and hoping Caz hasn't worn all the blokes out.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


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Buggeration"

did you do him up the jacksie

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Was eating in a restaurant in Clerkenwell tonight and heard various celebrations going on...waitress said it was the mayor having a bit of a do...thought OMG, chance to meet BoJo! Nah, 'twas only the mayor of Islington

Buggeration

Hob nobbing with the nobs eh?

Managed a few (k)nobs already....and I've beat you to OP4F...think you'll enjoy it

Bah!! I bet you're stopping off in Derby on the way to beat me to the Attic too!

I'm looking forward to my London trip a lot.

If only it was on the West Coast line...

Do you girls want ti join my guest list this Friday at op4f? Glass of fizz on arrival "

Thanks LG, unfortunately The Elders have recalled me to Arse End and I have to return on the Iron Chariot tomorrow

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


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Buggeration

did you do him up the jacksie "

I've got a bit of a weird crush on him so I would've given half a chance

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


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Buggeration

did you do him up the jacksie

I've got a bit of a weird crush on him so I would've given half a chance "

get in there....

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Was eating in a restaurant in Clerkenwell tonight and heard various celebrations going on...waitress said it was the mayor having a bit of a do...thought OMG, chance to meet BoJo! Nah, 'twas only the mayor of Islington

Buggeration

Hob nobbing with the nobs eh?

Managed a few (k)nobs already....and I've beat you to OP4F...think you'll enjoy it

Bah!! I bet you're stopping off in Derby on the way to beat me to the Attic too!

I'm looking forward to my London trip a lot.

If only it was on the West Coast line...

Do you girls want ti join my guest list this Friday at op4f? Glass of fizz on arrival

Unfortunately living 200 miles from London means I don't get down as often as I'd like. I'll be there Dec 9th and hoping Caz hasn't worn all the blokes out."

I'm sure 3 weeks should just about be sufficient for London men to recover from my visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno Londoners are in hiding so far this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was eating in a restaurant in Clerkenwell tonight and heard various celebrations going on...waitress said it was the mayor having a bit of a do...thought OMG, chance to meet BoJo! Nah, 'twas only the mayor of Islington

Buggeration

Hob nobbing with the nobs eh?

Managed a few (k)nobs already....and I've beat you to OP4F...think you'll enjoy it

Bah!! I bet you're stopping off in Derby on the way to beat me to the Attic too!

I'm looking forward to my London trip a lot.

If only it was on the West Coast line...

Do you girls want ti join my guest list this Friday at op4f? Glass of fizz on arrival

Unfortunately living 200 miles from London means I don't get down as often as I'd like. I'll be there Dec 9th and hoping Caz hasn't worn all the blokes out.

I'm sure 3 weeks should just about be sufficient for London men to recover from my visit "

I think 3 weeks should be enough - in fact, I am almost walking normally again already

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