FabSwingers.com forum: when I go to Alton towers

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I always take a nut and bolt with me. I love

watching people's faces when we are at the top of Oblivion, about to go over the edge, and I hold them up screaming "what the fuck"!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you are sick mally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take couple of rolls of Andrex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

just adding extra adrenaline

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"I always take a nut and bolt with me. I love

watching people's faces when we are at the top of Oblivion, about to go over the edge, and I hold them up screaming "what the fuck"!?!

OMG that is too funny!! sick, but funny!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how funny NOT.........

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

some people talk complete rubbish, as if anyone is going to notice what you got in your hand or hear what your saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"some people talk complete rubbish, as if anyone is going to notice what you got in your hand or hear what your saying

oh you really know how to kill a thread

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Made me laugh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it would make me want to go on it more lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"some people talk complete rubbish, as if anyone is going to notice what you got in your hand or hear what your saying

oh you really know how to kill a thread

Sorry, was i ment to say how funny it was, just saying that some people talk rubbish but then tha was only my opinion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"some people talk complete rubbish, as if anyone is going to notice what you got in your hand or hear what your saying

oh you really know how to kill a thread

Sorry, was i ment to say how funny it was, just saying that some people talk rubbish but then tha was only my opinion"

a lot of people talk rubbish, but we dont have to listen to it, and thats just my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been on it so googled it and watched a you tube of it. At the top you sure could show someone some screws in your hands.

Only a looney would tho mally cos as it drops I think the screws would injure someone.

Tell me your jokin ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never been on it so googled it and watched a you tube of it. At the top you sure could show someone some screws in your hands.

Only a looney would tho mally cos as it drops I think the screws would injure someone.

Tell me your jokin ?"

of course, but the concept would be hilarious I think, I've been on that ride loads of times, its really quiet before you go over, so you could shout anything and everyone will look

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By *ishful.thinkingWoman
over a year ago

east london

LOL - heading there next week, think I might try that, just might put manners on my own kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never been on it so googled it and watched a you tube of it. At the top you sure could show someone some screws in your hands.

Only a looney would tho mally cos as it drops I think the screws would injure someone.

Tell me your jokin ?

of course, but the concept would be hilarious I think, I've been on that ride loads of times, its really quiet before you go over, so you could shout anything and everyone will look

It looks really great Mally. If you are going , enjoy yourself xxx

I'm past those kind of rides

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Never been on it so googled it and watched a you tube of it. At the top you sure could show someone some screws in your hands.

Only a looney would tho mally cos as it drops I think the screws would injure someone.

Tell me your jokin ?

of course, but the concept would be hilarious I think, I've been on that ride loads of times, its really quiet before you go over, so you could shout anything and everyone will look

Really hilarious im sure, watching people absolutly terror struck. Why anyone would want to purposely scare someone else whitless is beyond me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Really hilarious im sure, watching people absolutly terror struck. Why anyone would want to purposely scare someone else whitless is beyond me"

you've never been on a rollercoaster by the sounds of it pet, your supposed to be scared whitless

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Really hilarious im sure, watching people absolutly terror struck. Why anyone would want to purposely scare someone else whitless is beyond me

you've never been on a rollercoaster by the sounds of it pet, your supposed to be scared whitless

By the ride yes, not by some complete moron making out the ride is about to fall to bits.

I was at skegness when that ride came of and injured all those people. Im sure they would appreciate it

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My grandad died at our annual Alton Towers trip.

On the Nemesis ride.

But at least we got a photo of him just before he passed away.

Well we would have, but twelve quid?

Fuck That!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My grandad died at our annual Alton Towers trip.

LOL ..... xxxxxxxx

On the Nemesis ride.

But at least we got a photo of him just before he passed away.

Well we would have, but twelve quid?

Fuck That! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was at skegness when that ride came of and injured all those people. Im sure they would appreciate it"

well how was I supposed to know that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's all going pete tong again.......

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I was at skegness when that ride came of and injured all those people. Im sure they would appreciate it

well how was I supposed to know that?

you wasnt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sure its been mentioned before but if you see a thread that you don't like, you don't have to comment on it

sorry if it opened an old wound

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I was at skegness when that ride came of and injured all those people. Im sure they would appreciate it

well how was I supposed to know that?

Is it possible for there to be ANY thread about ANY topic where someone won't have a reason to take offence, no matter how obscure the subject matter?

You name it, someone knows someone, or had a close relative who was affected deeply by 'whatever the subject of this thread' is.

A cynic might think that some people were just looking to cause trouble.

Yours

A. Cynic

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'm sure its been mentioned before but if you see a thread that you don't like, you don't have to comment on it

sorry if it opened an old wound

you didnt open an old wound, you cant open a thread and expect everyone to comment on it as you wish as you well know. Not everyone is going to agree with what you say and in this case i didnt

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I was at skegness when that ride came of and injured all those people. Im sure they would appreciate it

well how was I supposed to know that?

Is it possible for there to be ANY thread about ANY topic where someone won't have a reason to take offence, no matter how obscure the subject matter?

You name it, someone knows someone, or had a close relative who was affected deeply by 'whatever the subject of this thread' is.

A cynic might think that some people were just looking to cause trouble.

Yours

A. Cynic

There is a great difference between someone taking offense and someone thinking something is rubbish. But hey you carry on being a cynic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was at skegness when that ride came of and injured all those people. Im sure they would appreciate it

well how was I supposed to know that?

There is no way you could know Mally. If we all took those precautions we wouldn't speak about anything.

I have to say that I lost an aunty who used a keyboard so you are ALL bastards in my broken hearted book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it's all going pete tong again.......

Quick wobble your tits........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i give up

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Don't.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I was at skegness when that ride came of and injured all those people. Im sure they would appreciate it

well how was I supposed to know that?

There is no way you could know Mally. If we all took those precautions we wouldn't speak about anything.

I have to say that I lost an aunty who used a keyboard so you are ALL bastards

in my broken hearted book

He wasnt supposed to know and i wouldnt even have mentioned it until he decided to be condenscending to me telling me id obviously never been on a rollercoaster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was at skegness when that ride came of and injured all those people. Im sure they would appreciate it

well how was I supposed to know that?

There is no way you could know Mally. If we all took those precautions we wouldn't speak about anything.

I have to say that I lost an aunty who used a keyboard so you are ALL bastards

in my broken hearted book

He wasnt supposed to know and i wouldnt even have mentioned it until he decided to be condenscending to me telling me id obviously never been on a rollercoaster"

well not everyone likes rollercoasters so again, not having insight into your back ground how was I supposed to know, honestly I start the thread as a joke and it takes a massive nose dive cause i don't have personal knowledge of everyone on the site, I'm getting my coat

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

And by some strange coincidence, it's always Kaiser Sosee.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I was at skegness when that ride came of and injured all those people. Im sure they would appreciate it

well how was I supposed to know that?

There is no way you could know Mally. If we all took those precautions we wouldn't speak about anything.

I have to say that I lost an aunty who used a keyboard so you are ALL bastards

in my broken hearted book

He wasnt supposed to know and i wouldnt even have mentioned it until he decided to be condenscending to me telling me id obviously never been on a rollercoaster

I'll hold the door for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you wont be there next tuesday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it's all going pete tong again.......

Sadly...yep!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you wont be there next tuesday lol"

haha no, going there next saturday, off to Camelot Monday though, not by choice of course, ever been? its awful.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

This thread has made me laugh, great idea (notwithstanding dropping the nuts etc!!!) I'd pee myself if I saw you doing that on a ride! Sorry if that offends anyone by the way! Z

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Oh, can you change your avatar pic please as I lost a great aunty twice removed in a lycra related incident. Thank you. Z

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Try going on a roller coaster blindfolded, it is the wierdest feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try going on a roller coaster blindfolded, it is the wierdest feeling"

craig does hes been on the big one a few times and never once opened his eyes yet

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Try going on a roller coaster blindfolded, it is the wierdest feeling

craig does hes been on the big one a few times and never once opened his eyes yet

lol - are we still talking about fun fair rides?!?!? Z

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Try going on a roller coaster blindfolded, it is the wierdest feeling

craig does hes been on the big one a few times and never once opened his eyes yet

lol - are we still talking about fun fair rides?!?!? Z"

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well you never know with him ive often wondered myself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try going on a roller coaster blindfolded, it is the wierdest feeling

craig does hes been on the big one a few times and never once opened his eyes yet

lol - are we still talking about fun fair rides?!?!? Z"

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I used to do something similar when taking people abseiling.... they would inch themselves over the edge, and, just as they were past the point of no return, I would hold up the end of the rope (actually a spare!!) and say... "Oh heck, hold on, I havent tied this on yet!!!" You should see their faces!!!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"I used to do something similar when taking people abseiling.... they would inch themselves over the edge, and, just as they were past the point of no return, I would hold up the end of the rope (actually a spare!!) and say... "Oh heck, hold on, I havent tied this on yet!!!" You should see their faces!!!

Thats just really, really cruel! You should have had some one else there ready to take a pic of the victims faces - would have been priceless! Z

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats just really, really cruel! You should have had some one else there ready to take a pic of the victims faces - would have been priceless! Z"

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Thats just really, really cruel! You should have had some one else there ready to take a pic of the victims faces - would have been priceless! Z

Oi! Lycra, off now! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i goes ta Alton towers i likes the smaller rides xx

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"When i goes ta Alton towers i likes the smaller rides xx

lol - i thought you liked the big one? Z

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats just really, really cruel! You should have had some one else there ready to take a pic of the victims faces - would have been priceless! Z

Oi! Lycra, off now! Z

as you wish

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"When i goes ta Alton towers i likes the smaller rides xx

The Teacups ?

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