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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Christmas tree that is

When me and my O/H lived in a small flat, we had a fake one which he hated, having always had a real one growing up. One year he decided to spray it with "pine fresh" spray to make it smell authentic, but it just smelled like a toilet. Ever since we moved to our house, we always buy a real one from a local animal/wildlife conservation centre and although the needles are a pain in the arse (and bare feet) we'd never go plastic again.

So what do you prefer - real or fake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like fake

She likes real

I always lose the argument

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I bought a short fibre optic tree from Woollies years ago. That plus the reindeer that lives on top of the TV and shits chocolate raisins when his tail is pulled are my concessions to Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before my nan was diagnosed with dementia, she hoovered her real tree as it was shedding its needles too quickly. Never seen a more sad looking Christmas tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a fake one for me now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was with ex I like real she wants fake we compromise and got a fake

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Before my nan was diagnosed with dementia, she hoovered her real tree as it was shedding its needles too quickly. Never seen a more sad looking Christmas tree. "

That is both funny but also very sad.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

We have a fake one, cos its easier to manage......basically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real: Looks, feels, smells much nicer. High maintenance but worth it imho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Before my nan was diagnosed with dementia, she hoovered her real tree as it was shedding its needles too quickly. Never seen a more sad looking Christmas tree.

That is both funny but also very sad."

Guess it's a little sad, but I was in stitches at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None, Trees are for the Garden not taking up room in the House.

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake for me....only because green wouldn't go with my colours in my front room and I am a bit OCD about thing matching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bought a short fibre optic tree from Woollies years ago. That plus the reindeer that lives on top of the TV and shits chocolate raisins when his tail is pulled are my concessions to Christmas."

Pmsl I need a reindeer like that!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Always real. The needles arent a problem with having wooden floors, plus I love the smell when you come downstairs in the morning.

And saves having to have to find somewhere for a fake tree to be stored for the rest of the year

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