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By *uv2lick11 OP   Man
over a year ago

r c t

Being a left hander, are there simple things right handed take for granted everyday that you find difficult?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scissors are a nightmare.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Nothing that I can think of..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uv2lick11 OP   Man
over a year ago

r c t

Dont know about anyone else but can openers does my head in lolx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Writing on notepads , the coil bit that joins the paper together always gets in the way, ohh and left handers always smudge there writing , right handed people never do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont know about anyone else but can openers does my head in lolx"

Use the " Jamie Oliver " can opener. You won't have any problems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Writing on notepads , the coil bit that joins the paper together always gets in the way, ohh and left handers always smudge there writing , right handed people never do."

Not left handed myself but my daughter is and she has commented about the coil on note pads many times

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By *uv2lick11 OP   Man
over a year ago

r c t

200 yrs ago we wouldve been burnt at the stake as a witch lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Writing on notepads , the coil bit that joins the paper together always gets in the way, ohh and left handers always smudge there writing , right handed people never do.

Not left handed myself but my daughter is and she has commented about the coil on note pads many times "

Surprisingly it gets frustrating after a while!

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Being a left hander, are there simple things right handed take for granted everyday that you find difficult?"

Wanking with your right hand

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My ex couldn't use a spud peeler so muggins here got the job

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"My ex couldn't use a spud peeler so muggins here got the job "

She had you done like a kipper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Writing on notepads , the coil bit that joins the paper together always gets in the way, ohh and left handers always smudge there writing , right handed people never do."

I think that why a lot of left handers write arkwardly

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I've always found 10 pin bowling a little awkward cos the finger holes in the balls are set out for right handed players

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont know about anyone else but can openers does my head in lolx"

YES!!

lol ring pull cans all the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex couldn't use a spud peeler so muggins here got the job

She had you done like a kipper "

no years ago they were designed for right haded people but use lefties had to scrape away and the skin used to go flying every where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going in for a hand shake

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By *uv2lick11 OP   Man
over a year ago

r c t

Good point! But i work on the rails and couldnt do my tool ticket coz no1 ever does a left handed chainsaw or disc cutter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good point! But i work on the rails and couldnt do my tool ticket coz no1 ever does a left handed chainsaw or disc cutter?"

i agree also playing guitar

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By *uv2lick11 OP   Man
over a year ago

r c t

Thats mad u say that! I turn um upside down! But as a kid in school many yrs ago i cudnt do violin lessons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl its so fooking hard to to as not only its all backwards but you have to learn to play it upside down and i think this is why left handed people have got the better ability to learn

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Writing on notepads , the coil bit that joins the paper together always gets in the way, ohh and left handers always smudge there writing , right handed people never do."

Never?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opening a tuna tin would be hard lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

daughter is left handed - nothing bothers her - things like scissors tinopeners spud peelers she just uses right handed - bit more cack handed sometimes but she copes

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By *uv2lick11 OP   Man
over a year ago

r c t

Love that last msg! First 1 to say cack handed lol! i remember my mum trying to teach me to do my laces as a kid! How she used to get frustrated lolx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love that last msg! First 1 to say cack handed lol! i remember my mum trying to teach me to do my laces as a kid! How she used to get frustrated lolx"

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By *uv2lick11 OP   Man
over a year ago

r c t

Any other funny stories?x

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

Cheque books, thank fuck they are dying out!

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By *uv2lick11 OP   Man
over a year ago

r c t

Simple things that people dont realise! Door handles for example!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scissors are a nightmare. "

Yep scissors are a nightmare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrighting with a proper ink pen, I end up smudging everything I wright, and my hand gets covered in ink,

Scissor are a nightmare, can opens turn the wrong way, ironing boards have the metal iron holder at the wrong end,

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By *uv2lick11 OP   Man
over a year ago

r c t

Omg i cant believe u just said the ironing board! Its a long standing joke with me and my mate pmsl!x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ironing board ??? stand the other side surely

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By *ovemenotWoman
over a year ago

yeovil

I am ambi so best of both to be honest I think I am a lefty but went to a school where they tied my left behind my back so I had to right with my right . I put in the taps in are new bath room and they all turn the other way , drives everyone that comes over mad . My children all eat left handed and tie there laces left because I was the one teaching them lol even though there all rightys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pmsl its so fooking hard to to as not only its all backwards but you have to learn to play it upside down and i think this is why left handed people have got the better ability to learn "

Plenty of left handed guitars available!

I enjoy teaching lefties as it's actually easier because they can mirror exactly want I'm playing when sitting facing me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheque books, thank fuck they are dying out! "

Lloyds introduced a left handed cheque book around 10-15 years ago which made life much easier as it was impossible to write on the stub. Thankfully they're not used much now but when I used it to pay a cheque in a while back, it confused the hell out of the lady behind the counter. Now she knows how us lefties find right handed ones!

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By *obnessMan
over a year ago

york

I am left handed for writing but right for everything else.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"daughter is left handed - nothing bothers her - things like scissors tinopeners spud peelers she just uses right handed - bit more cack handed sometimes but she copes "

^^^^ this... I can do pretty much everything with either hand.... Except write, thats left only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"200 yrs ago we wouldve been burnt at the stake as a witch lol! "

Sometimes they repeal laws without giving due thought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Power / volume buttons on smart phones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know how right handed people manage with car gears sticks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People do say I peel potatoes/carrots weird with a peeler I go outwards rather than inwards

being cackhanded you can adjust to almost everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any time pen is chained its always on the right , thankfully for most things I'm amphibious.

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By *uv2lick11 OP   Man
over a year ago

r c t

Ha ha some great posts! Saying that it aint all bad an u can have some fun with it! I.E, if i play darts or pool in the pub i ask for a left handed cue or darts! Had many pple with that! The look on their faces is priceless!

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

I'm a leftie and no real problems but do you know that Aug 13th is left handers day. Just sayin ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any time pen is chained its always on the right , thankfully for most things I'm amphibious."

Amphibious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son is left handed but is a right footed footballer,a right handed batter and a left handed bowler and darts thrower. I think he plays snooker and golf right handed too. I'm right handed and hold things like a left hander I've been told. I'm proper cack handed

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By *oxy-blonde-vixenWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

Teaching my daughter to knit she's right handed

But due to her CP she has weakness in her right hand so teaching her left handed ended up being easier

D x

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Any time pen is chained its always on the right , thankfully for most things I'm amphibious."

Wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You people are just plain sinister!

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

I write left handed (I can write right handed, its equally as scruffy) and hold my fork left handed but use my right for everything else.

Odd.

We knew that though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheque books, thank fuck they are dying out! "

Barclays used to do left handed cheque books plus theres a shop in Worcester that sells everything a left handed person needs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My son is left handed but is a right footed footballer,a right handed batter and a left handed bowler and darts thrower. I think he plays snooker and golf right handed too. I'm right handed and hold things like a left hander I've been told. I'm proper cack handed "

that is exactly like me even eat right handed

oh a dreaded thought is you mum pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pmsl its so fooking hard to to as not only its all backwards but you have to learn to play it upside down and i think this is why left handed people have got the better ability to learn

Plenty of left handed guitars available!

I enjoy teaching lefties as it's actually easier because they can mirror exactly want I'm playing when sitting facing me."

not in school lessons lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My son is left handed but is a right footed footballer,a right handed batter and a left handed bowler and darts thrower. I think he plays snooker and golf right handed too. I'm right handed and hold things like a left hander I've been told. I'm proper cack handed

that is exactly like me even eat right handed

oh a dreaded thought is you mum pmsl "

How old do you think I am?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My son is left handed but is a right footed footballer,a right handed batter and a left handed bowler and darts thrower. I think he plays snooker and golf right handed too. I'm right handed and hold things like a left hander I've been told. I'm proper cack handed

that is exactly like me even eat right handed

oh a dreaded thought is you mum pmsl

How old do you think I am?? Lol "

sorry couldnt resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using frigging scissors some wont cut anything if you use them with left hand

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You cant get left handed hockey sticks.

You can play left handed but often your hands are the wrong way round.

Might aswell just go in goals if you want to succeed

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I use a knife & fork right handed, use a mouse right handed, play golf right handed, play baseball or rounders either hand, everything else I'm left handed or left footed. Always confuses my doubles partner at badminton :-/

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

I couldn't agree more about the scissors...

Writing I don't have a problem with, even using a fountain pen...

I can't cut a straight slice of bread to save my life...

Power tools, I adapt to...

Cack handed....

I'm surprised that the PC brigade haven't been in to slap your wrists...

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE


"Scissors are a nightmare. "

john has a left handed pair..

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE


"ironing board ??? stand the other side surely "

yep but the wire from the iron is normally set to the right so get in the way..

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

There's a higher percentage of lefties in prison than in everyday life.

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By *ambslass48Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Being a left hander, are there simple things right handed take for granted everyday that you find difficult?"

Everything at the moment as after my surgery can't use my left arm or hand well and am totally useless with my right lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an archery coach, we work on the basis of eye dominance, often finding that some people are better with the opposite hand than they are used to.

The amount of people who are flummoxed working cack handed ay first get used to it. Give them an hour and they are reasonable shots.

If I offer them a left or right handed bow (opposite of what they had) they couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Being a lefty myself, the one thing that does confuse me at times, are the 'round door knobs' as I always want to turn it anticlockwise so always have to double think which hand to use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a higher percentage of lefties in prison than in everyday life."

Is it because we're shit at opening doors so can't make good our escape ?

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"You cant get left handed hockey sticks.

You can ive got one}"

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

As a leftie myself I wear my watch on my left wrist. My mam who was also a leftie, when she was alive she would wear hers on her right wrist. She would always complain about scissors and tin openers.

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it almost impossible to high 5 anyone...

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By *uv2lick11 OP   Man
over a year ago

r c t

It annoyed my work mates when i made tea! And used to leave the kettle on the wrong side for them!!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"There's a higher percentage of lefties in prison than in everyday life.

Is it because we're shit at opening doors so can't make good our escape ? "

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By *uv2lick11 OP   Man
over a year ago

r c t

A bit to much info i expect, but loo roll holders in toilets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm used to being left handed, but I'am ambidextrous when it comes to my feet. I'm equally crap at kicking a ball whichever foot I use!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a left hander, "

do you smear your ink when you write?...

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By *uv2lick11 OP   Man
over a year ago

r c t

Yes! Its like a spider have walked through ink on the page lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes! Its like a spider have walked through ink on the page lol!"

jahaha

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