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By *edheadsrule OP   Couple
over a year ago

lancashire

Mr Red just woke up mumbling "only another four and a half miles till the captain blows us off"

Whats the funniest thing youve ever heard from a sleeptalker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaha!

Fucking giggling here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a big sleepwalker the clown has no penis springs to mind.

So did mr red get blown by El capitano lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke my OH up talking about pyramids once,I was telling him we had to move them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I woke my OH up talking about pyramids once,I was telling him we had to move them "

Send me a postcard from Egypt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex once had a whole hour believing he was santa with a thick Welsh accent, weirdly he couldn't do a Welsh accent to save his life while awake lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad woke me up once making noises like a train! When he got to "choo choo!" I couldn't stop laughing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dad woke me up once making noises like a train! When he got to "choo choo!" I couldn't stop laughing!! "

Did the train find it's way into the tunnel Choo Choo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter used to have a sleep talk app on her phone which was quite amusing to listen to the next day

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

Not heard but apparently i sound like im speaking in tongues when i sleep talk x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaz was talking in her sleep once about naughty stuff and was actually playing with herself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not heard but apparently i sound like im speaking in tongues when i sleep talk x"

That would not freak you out much :///

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jane once said 'Tristan my knickers are at the zoo'

We don't know anyone called Tristan !

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER


"Not heard but apparently i sound like im speaking in tongues when i sleep talk x

That would not freak you out much :///"

It did apparently! x

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER


"Jane once said 'Tristan my knickers are at the zoo'

We don't know anyone called Tristan !"

Well Jane might... Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friend of mine woke up once and exclaimed

'we can go now!"

I was a bit taken aback and enquired where...she said

'Camping!' Before going back to sleep....

That was one......

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I didn't hear it... but my mum told me one night my stepdad woke her in the middle of the night and asked "Am I batman" ..... lay back down and started snoring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She assures me not,

I gave her the benefit of doubt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

both the kids used to and with my son used to have a half decent conversation with him - always about weird things mind you-

lately - over the past few months ive woken up sobbing - no idea what it is im crying about - once i wake i stop its all a bit strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww I woke up crying not that long back...earlier this year some time.

I was crying in the dream I woke from though so it kind of made sense. I did have to text my friend who I'd dreamed of and see if she was ok though just to settle my own mind. Was a bit odd to say the least

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By *ay_yes_to_pinkyWoman
over a year ago

manchester

I have random conversations all the time ive sang in my sleep shouted abuse as if I was in a fight I still freak my O.H out even after nearly 7 and half years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i did it once when he was here-full on tears and snotty sobs - he spoke to me and it woke me - apparently i just got up blew my nose and wiped my face and got back in bed and snuggled in close - things a girl has to do for a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i did it once when he was here-full on tears and snotty sobs - he spoke to me and it woke me - apparently i just got up blew my nose and wiped my face and got back in bed and snuggled in close - things a girl has to do for a cuddle "

The mind is a very strange and beautful thing....who knows exactly whats going on in there when your asleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i did it once when he was here-full on tears and snotty sobs - he spoke to me and it woke me - apparently i just got up blew my nose and wiped my face and got back in bed and snuggled in close - things a girl has to do for a cuddle

The mind is a very strange and beautful thing....who knows exactly whats going on in there when your asleep! "

some of the dreams ive had - i dont think i want to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex woke me up once telling me not to forget to mend the blouse, it took a few minutes and several questions before I realised he was talking in his sleep.

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By *edheadsrule OP   Couple
over a year ago

lancashire

Well hes just told me he had weird dreams last night haha

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Me and both my teenage daughters sleep talk....(oldest sleep walks too)

Had a full blown conversation with my oldest outside my bedroom door about chicken, and how we had to eat it or it would go off......all the time she was talking to my o.h who was naked and hiding his bits behind the door. Only knew she was asleep because shes incredibly prudish and would go mad if she seen Daves bare chest poking around the door....he was wondering what we weren't getting any sense....just turned her around and steered her into bed.....frightening when you wake up and they are just standing at the bottom of the bed

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