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Worst thing about having a poo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"Neptune's kiss".

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

worse when it happens in the african long drop toilets at Glastonbury festival

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"worse when it happens in the african long !drop toilets at Glastonbury festival "

yuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat sitting at your feet staring at you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine like to collapse on my feet, and I get his ears with my toes.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Kirk's nemesis and mine - Klingons

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"An experienced woman is like a warm toilet seat....it's nice when you're on it, but you're always worried about who was there before you..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kirk's nemesis and mine - Klingons"

Moist toilet tissue..

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"Kirk's nemesis and mine - Klingons

Moist toilet tissue.."

I prefer phasers set to stun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When yer in a hurry and yer knob gets caught up and yer end up pissin down the back o yer pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cat sitting at your feet staring at you "

Our new kitten was hooking it's paw under the door causing an amusing distraction this morning.

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Not going for 4 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine like to collapse on my feet, and I get his ears with my toes."

Can you press down and poo at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cat sitting at your feet staring at you

Our new kitten was hooking it's paw under the door causing an amusing distraction this morning. "

They have no toilet etiquette cats

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Let me know when would be a good time to start a thread on rimming

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


""An experienced woman is like a warm toilet seat....it's nice when you're on it, but you're always worried about who was there before you...""

A sexually experienced man is like a sloppy turd. Sit's there looking soft and you can smell him a mile off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me know when would be a good time to start a thread on rimming"

After you've wiped.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let me know when would be a good time to start a thread on rimming

After you've wiped. "

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""An experienced woman is like a warm toilet seat....it's nice when you're on it, but you're always worried about who was there before you..."

A sexually experienced man is like a sloppy turd. Sit's there looking soft and you can smell him a mile off."

That's a good'un!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me know when would be a good time to start a thread on rimming

After you've wiped. "

Disinfected,bleached and nuked clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let me know when would be a good time to start a thread on rimming"

Before you follow through with that curry fuelled fart

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

being desperate when the toilet is engaged ..... then just as it becomes vacant you get turtle recall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lack of waiter service

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The lack of waiter service "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Grabbing a book that you've not long since read.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No paper......

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Having to read about them on here

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Having a nervous dump at work...

The toilets are fixed to the wall. Unfortunately the wall it's bolted to is a false wall made of mdf. Every time you move the toilet moves and the wall creaks... Every time you go, you expect to end up on the floor in a puddle of poo and pee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In public loos where someone has set the auto timer to 'long enough to have them scratching around in the dark' OR

as I discovered to my peril and as someone who is colour blind; toilets with UV lights. Now that really fucks up your 'am I wiped or not' senses!

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thin toilet paper.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

when your in there doing the poo dance & dont quite get your kecks down in time

or, the previous user has not flushed

or, giant skidmarks and pebble dashing on the pan from previous user

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""An experienced woman is like a warm toilet seat....it's nice when you're on it, but you're always worried about who was there before you..."

A sexually experienced man is like a sloppy turd. Sit's there looking soft and you can smell him a mile off."

you should publish a book of your sayings - id buy it would make me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding only three squares of paper left the day after an extra hot chilli

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo


"A cat sitting at your feet staring at you "

Mine used to jump up on my lap for a cuddle

Now my dog follows me into the loo and insists on sitting with his bum pushed against the pedestal of the loo and his head between my knees

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Snakes, Red Back spiders and cockroaches.

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By *moke itMan
over a year ago

Bristol

You should try building site toilets shitting on top of shit not nice

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

When the Mrs walks in and starts running a bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not drawing an ace.

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By *one IdolMan
over a year ago

your imagination

I had a go on a Geberit automated shunky last week , sit down , drop anchor , press the button , washed with warm water and blow dried ! No contact with ones own arse , ace though a bit paranoia inducing as to whether the jobs a good un , wiped anyway just to be sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a go on a Geberit automated shunky last week , sit down , drop anchor , press the button , washed with warm water and blow dried ! No contact with ones own arse , ace though a bit paranoia inducing as to whether the jobs a good un , wiped anyway just to be sure "

We have some toilets like this at work I used it on a patient once, the poo ended up dried and cemented to his bum hole! We had to then scrub this poor mans bottom to get the concrete poo off him! Never again

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By *one IdolMan
over a year ago

your imagination


"I had a go on a Geberit automated shunky last week , sit down , drop anchor , press the button , washed with warm water and blow dried ! No contact with ones own arse , ace though a bit paranoia inducing as to whether the jobs a good un , wiped anyway just to be sure

We have some toilets like this at work I used it on a patient once, the poo ended up dried and cemented to his bum hole! We had to then scrub this poor mans bottom to get the concrete poo off him! Never again "

Oohh ! Not ideal !

I faired rather better though I wouldn't fork out £4k for one , that's a lot of paper

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