FabSwingers.com forum: You don't spell it like that, lol

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A house I pass on the way to and from work everyday had a sign outside last night that read "Baby Buggies for sale".

When I drove passed tonight it said "Baby Budgies for sale"

Made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A house I pass on the way to and from work everyday had a sign outside last night that read "Baby Buggies for sale".

When I drove passed tonight it said "Baby Budgies for sale"

Made me chuckle

Tomorrow Bugles ?

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

I saw one that read "hores manure for sale"

Also, an egg farm near me had "eggs, please drive in"

Didn`t know eggs could drive

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"I saw one that read "hores manure for sale"

Also, an egg farm near me had "eggs, please drive in"

Didn`t know eggs could drive

I saw one that said "Free range eggs"

so I went in and asked for some range eggs and asked as they were free, how many could I have

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

1st person to mention any of the following gets shot in the head;

'spelling police'

'dyslexia'

'learning difficulty'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1st person to mention any of the following gets shot in the head;

'spelling police'

'dyslexia'

'learning difficulty'

Why?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"1st person to mention any of the following gets shot in the head;

'spelling police'

'dyslexia'

'learning difficulty'

Fuck me its like Cumbria in ere!

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By *undebigaryMan
over a year ago

dundee

"A house I pass on the way to and from work everyday had a sign outside last night that read "Baby Buggies for sale".

When I drove passed tonight it said "Baby Budgies for sale"

Made me chuckle

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Are they going cheep mate lol

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Driving to see family a couple of weeks back we past a roadside sign that read….

‘Cat’s eyes removed for one mile’…

Helen said, “I’ve not seen an offer like that before”.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ears pierced while you wait.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

pssst

'spelling police'

'dyslexia'

'learning difficulty'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as topy ikng poeps understnd me and why the fook is dyslexia so hard to spell no wonder peps have got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Psst.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

have the spelling police arrived yet?

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

my personal favourite sign is p free toilets but i once saw o sign on someones gate that stated RABBITS please shut gate

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

BANG.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"BANG."
post your gangbang meet on the right forum please mister!!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"BANG."

If that was a question, you're too far away.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Clint east wood and Eli Wallach in a shoot out!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Clint east wood and Eli Wallach in a shoot out!

*lights cheroot*

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Clint east wood and Eli Wallach in a shoot out!

*lights cheroot*"

Don't drop ash on your poncho

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Clint east wood and Eli Wallach in a shoot out!

*lights cheroot*

Don't drop ash on your poncho

This Honcho has thrown his Poncho over his shoulder.

*scratches stubble moodily*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CAUTION: Water on the road during rain

Paddy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw this in DUBLIN during a march a few years ago

"AMENSTY"

Paddy xx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Clint east wood and Eli Wallach in a shoot out!

*lights cheroot*

Don't drop ash on your poncho

This Honcho has thrown his Poncho over his shoulder.

*scratches stubble moodily*"

*Tips Hat*

Get off your horse and drink ya milk Hombre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't a grammatical or spelling mistake but a very very fine sign that I've never forgotten.

A small camping supplies shop near where I grew up once had a sale on and to advertise they had put up a sign saying "And now is the winter of our discount tents"

Always makes me titter. I feel the person who came up with it was wasted on tent sales...

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Clint east wood and Eli Wallach in a shoot out!

*lights cheroot*

Don't drop ash on your poncho

This Honcho has thrown his Poncho over his shoulder.

*scratches stubble moodily*

*Tips Hat*

Get off your horse and drink ya milk Hombre

Finds pastuerised semi skimmed milk difficult to locate in New Mexican desert at this time of night.

Watches tumble blow past.

*unscrolls 'wanted poster' - "Femme, for crimes against womens calves, Dead or Alive"*

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Clint east wood and Eli Wallach in a shoot out!

*lights cheroot*

Don't drop ash on your poncho

This Honcho has thrown his Poncho over his shoulder.

*scratches stubble moodily*

*Tips Hat*

Get off your horse and drink ya milk Hombre

Finds pastuerised semi skimmed milk difficult to locate in New Mexican desert at this time of night.

Watches tumble blow past.

*unscrolls 'wanted poster' - "Femme, for crimes against womens calves, Dead or Alive"*"

he said "do you want it pasteurised, cos past yer eyes is best?"

she said "Ernie, i'll be happy it if comes upto me chest"

That tickled old Ernie ......

Genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where I work someone put a notice on the door.

BEFORE OPENING THE CELLAR DOOR PLEASE RELEASE THE BOLT.

Kind of a no brainer I thought.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Head along the cost of the Kingdon of Fife in Scotland and marvel at he signs for 'Scotlands secret bunker'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pub near me used to have a sign which read

"...genuine authentic Italian food..."

As opposed to the fake authentic I suppose.

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By *arryandlilCouple
over a year ago

scunthorpe

I always giggled at Duck Eggs signs in the country when I was younger

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple
over a year ago

poole

The one that always makes us laugh is

Caution blind drivers cornering!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always remember at youth club there was this boy who was 18 or so, and from the wrong side of town, if you get my drift, all leather jacket and handmade tattoos (we all fancied him), anyway this one night he took the leather jacket off and he had a sleeveless tshirt on and his arms were covered with various indian ink tattoos - one of which read "SEZ" still makes me laugh today - hes probably a bank manager now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It wasn't a grammatical or spelling mistake but a very very fine sign that I've never forgotten.

A small camping supplies shop near where I grew up once had a sale on and to advertise they had put up a sign saying "And now is the winter of our discount tents"

Always makes me titter. I feel the person who came up with it was wasted on tent sales... "

that is brilliant !!!made me really laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1st person to mention any of the following gets shot in the head;

'spelling police'

'dyslexia'

'learning difficulty'

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lolol i am shot me with your gun ,, i am ready ,, lolol xx jo

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Seen after some roadworks...

"Clearing up your litter puts road workers at risk"

...So I didn't. That'll keep them safe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on a restaurant door up town theres a sign with;

'Need a hole filled?'

maybe it's just me, but i find it amusing

lol

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