FabSwingers.com forum: Thought experiment

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let us assume that the Universe is infinite. Let us also assume that God exists and he is also infinite.

Given this scenario, would anyone like a ham and cheese toasted sandwich?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

with red onion..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thank you.

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

cheshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thank you."

ahh! So you're a waffle man!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Let us assume that the Universe is infinite. Let us also assume that God exists and he is also infinite.

Given this scenario, would anyone like a ham and cheese toasted sandwich?"
What cheese have you got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the cheese actually there or is it just an illusion of perceptive sensors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red dwarf? haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Something else I must ask all of you...

Would anybody like any toast?

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Sounds lovely but just had mince pie as practicing for crimbo

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By *rcher XMan
over a year ago

Ghost Town

You need to remember that perception is a very subjective experience.

A room full of people may be able to point to the yellow ball but the colour each one actually sees might be very different but they were just told as a child that the colour they saw was called yellow so they call it yellow.

Then there are those who are blessed or cursed with tetrachromacy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds lovely but just had mince pie as practicing for crimbo"

there is something else! Something that every one else must know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need to remember that perception is a very subjective experience.

Then there are those who are blessed or cursed with tetrachromacy."

but would those tetrachromatic sufferers like a crumpet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something else I must ask all of you...

Would anybody like any toast?"

I have maltezers chocolate spread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish people wouldn't assume so much. I hate toasted ham and cheese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Schrodinger's cat just coughed up a fur ball for those that don't like crumpets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish people wouldn't assume so much. I hate toasted ham and cheese!"

ah so you're a toasted teacake man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am calorie counting so no thanks

Im trying to get as many in as possible with honey roasted cashews and Baileys,cheese and ham toastie will slow me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish people wouldn't assume so much. I hate toasted ham and cheese!

ah so you're a toasted teacake man!"

'scuse me!

Do men have huge tits like me? Actually,don't answer that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something else I must ask all of you...

Would anybody like any toast?"

Now you listen here, you will not offer any grilled bread products...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If God is infinite then why does he have a particular sex?

Also.....

Can I have a toasted hot cross bun please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something else I must ask all of you...

Would anybody like any toast?

Now you listen here, you will not offer any grilled bread products..."

but it is my raison d'etre!! I toast...therefore I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something else I must ask all of you...

Would anybody like any toast?

Now you listen here, you will not offer any grilled bread products...

but it is my raison d'etre!! I toast...therefore I am."

haha

shut your grill.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something else I must ask all of you...

Would anybody like any toast?

Now you listen here, you will not offer any grilled bread products...

but it is my raison d'etre!! I toast...therefore I am.

haha

shut your grill."

what; you think just because I'm a toaster I'm tone deaf?

(Ahem) Fly me to the moon and let me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something else I must ask all of you...

Would anybody like any toast?

Now you listen here, you will not offer any grilled bread products...

but it is my raison d'etre!! I toast...therefore I am.

haha

shut your grill.

what; you think just because I'm a toaster I'm tone deaf?

(Ahem) Fly me to the moon and let me..."

...play among the stars.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have just consumed ma last pistachio, so I could be in the market for some snack based substance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You watching this now? I am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You watching this now? I am."

would you like a toasted teacake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You watching this now? I am.

would you like a toasted teacake?"

hehehe ffs, i'll not ask again, can see why Lister committed toasticide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something else I must ask all of you...

Would anybody like any toast?

I have maltezers chocolate spread

I want some!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheese and onion for me please - hot ham doesnt appeal just now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You watching this now? I am.

would you like a toasted teacake?

hehehe ffs, i'll not ask again, can see why Lister committed toasticide."

Involving me; Lister and a ten pound lump hammer?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please my last meal before i strap a bomb to myself and use said god reality as a lame excuse to kill a few people for no other reason than a misguided view he will love me for it and supply me lots of unsullied girls to pleasure my every need!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please my last meal before i strap a bomb to myself and use said god reality as a lame excuse to kill a few people for no other reason than a misguided view he will love me for it and supply me lots of unsullied girls to pleasure my every need!"

unfortunately for you, the God in question is Cthulhu.

Also; it's 'a thousand virgins'...nowhere does it say they are girls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did say misguided!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also; it's 'a thousand virgins'...nowhere does it say they are girls.

Would be a better offer if it was half a dozen experienced lovers...

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Are we to assume that your ham and cheese is infinite

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Infinite ham implies infinite pigs ... Is god a pig

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I seriously need to know which god you're saying is infinite , the ham in the sandwich could be more detrimental to my infinite happiness than just it's overly salty processing , then there's the added sugar and gluten in the bread and as for cheese

What are you the devil xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, just how big is this sandwich then?

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By *econdhand RoseWoman
over a year ago

Nr Dumfries

Could the ham be exchanged for jam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All he was offering was a toasted sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese can evoke very powerful responses ! How about a sugar puff sandwich ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's too early for this thread....

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"Something else I must ask all of you...

Would anybody like any toast?"

Does said toast come with tea, if so.

Yes please 1 sugar, stirred anti clockwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8.45 ? What are you ? A doormouse ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese can evoke very powerful responses ! How about a sugar puff sandwich ? "
Double entendre? Or are my thought processes working overtime

Sarah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry honey. . It's a Red Dwarf reference . . Thought I noticed a mention of it earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unfortunately for you, the God in question is Cthulhu.

Also; it's 'a thousand virgins'...nowhere does it say they are girls.

He may be talking about a different God and his own version of the afterlife

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

unfortunately for you, the God in question is Cthulhu.

Also; it's 'a thousand virgins'...nowhere does it say they are girls.

He may be talking about a different God and his own version of the afterlife

Yes...silicon heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seriously need to know which god you're saying is infinite , the ham in the sandwich could be more detrimental to my infinite happiness than just it's overly salty processing , then there's the added sugar and gluten in the bread and as for cheese

What are you the devil xxx

from now on called the death butty

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