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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You just know you shouldn't look, but you do

Well we had an offer for a blumpkin

We looked it up

Now wish we hadn't

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You just know you shouldn't look, but you do

Well we had an offer for a blumpkin

We looked it up

Now wish we hadn't

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Are they going to provide the Andrex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the heads up, will know not to look.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my word!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)..."
Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...

Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.

I knew it had to be something really classy.

OP... you only live once.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.

Nooooooo!

There was something on the forum earlier this week I haven't looked up in case it was something like this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...

Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.

I knew it had to be something really classy.

OP... you only live once.....

I think not

One prefers peace and solitude whilst enthroned

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...

Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.

I knew it had to be something really classy.

OP... you only live once.....

I think not

One prefers peace and solitude whilst enthroned

Doesn't the dog follow you? My old cat used to like to sit looking up at me. It was really intimidating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blump to blump...

69 and you both dump.. According to UD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wonder if they get added thrill if said sucker throws up between your thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you time the reverse blumpkin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...

Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.

I knew it had to be something really classy.

OP... you only live once.....

I think not

One prefers peace and solitude whilst enthroned

Doesn't the dog follow you? My old cat used to like to sit looking up at me. It was really intimidating.

He does if I am not quick enough to shut the door

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"wonder if they get added thrill if said sucker throws up between your thighs

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That would include snot as well surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrong on so many levels

Gazunda Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wonder if they get added thrill if said sucker throws up between your thighs

That would include snot as well surely?

and tears - and who holds the hair back out of the way - this is too complex

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.

Succinct. Thank you (well, for the information rather than the concept!).

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

I would find it difficult to have both at the same time - but I am a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wonder if they get added thrill if said sucker throws up between your thighs

That would include snot as well surely?

and tears - and who holds the hair back out of the way - this is too complex

If the dumper clamps their thighs around the sucker's head, that might work.

Try Googling Images.

Or ask the OP for tips.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.

Succinct. Thank you (well, for the information rather than the concept!)."

I read succinct as suck sphinct.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.

yuk..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"wonder if they get added thrill if said sucker throws up between your thighs

That would include snot as well surely?

and tears - and who holds the hair back out of the way - this is too complex

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don't forget cock snot too, if the said person completes the task.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...

Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.

I knew it had to be something really classy.

OP... you only live once.....

I think not

One prefers peace and solitude whilst enthroned

They won't be able to say much with their mouth full.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I don't think sitting on a toilet is an absolute necessity when blumping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wonder if they get added thrill if said sucker throws up between your thighs

That would include snot as well surely?

and tears - and who holds the hair back out of the way - this is too complex

don't forget cock snot too, if the said person completes the task.

my belly flipped -

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't think sitting on a toilet is an absolute necessity when blumping

You're making it worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who the hell thinks up the names for these things i keep learning about - they need to stop - if it has no name the info cant be looked up and passed on -

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I don't think sitting on a toilet is an absolute necessity when blumping

glass topped table..?

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By *he one in the middleMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

What ever makes them do something like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think sitting on a toilet is an absolute necessity when blumping

glass topped table..?

Human centipede?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"who the hell thinks up the names for these things i keep learning about - they need to stop - if it has no name the info cant be looked up and passed on - "

It's because it gets too confusing when everyone says lets do that thing.

I can't find the name of the other thing that was posted recently. Something about Star Trek creature, I think.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I don't think sitting on a toilet is an absolute necessity when blumping

glass topped table..?

Human centipede?

or a millipede if they had the trots..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.

Well there's an offer you can't refuse

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield, centralish

Shame really, blumpkin is quite a cute name. Can't use it for anything now. Imagine standing at the front door shouting "Blumpkin! Here Blumpkin! '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.

Shitting where?!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.

Shitting where?!

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On the toilet, glass table, a Tiffany Box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.

Shitting where?!

Imagine a lavatory,there's a man sitting on it....the rest is self explanatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think sitting on a toilet is an absolute necessity when blumping

glass topped table..?

i have a phobia about glass tables - you have just increased it tenfold

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I don't think sitting on a toilet is an absolute necessity when blumping

glass topped table..?

i have a phobia about glass tables - you have just increased it tenfold

its only an issue if you happen to be underneath one..

and someone decides to, well you know..

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

could we merge this thread with "Best thing to have with Chips"

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield, centralish

"could we merge this thread with "Best thing to have with Chips"

I second this motion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you stand and comfortably poop with someone sucking your cock? Anyone??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"could we merge this thread with "Best thing to have with Chips"

I second this motion

I'm taking imodium.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could we merge this thread with "Best thing to have with Chips"

I second this motion

I turd it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"could we merge this thread with "Best thing to have with Chips"

I second this motion

I turd it

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Can you stand and comfortably poop with someone sucking your cock? Anyone??"

can honestly say no, the 2 just don't go together..

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield, centralish

"could we merge this thread with "Best thing to have with Chips"

I second this motion

I turd it

I just laughed then coughed so much my heart is now pounding in my ears.thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could we merge this thread with "Best thing to have with Chips"

I second this motion

I'm taking imodium.

dont think you will need it - if this carries on any food in you will be upchucked - not even going to reach the intestinal tubing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could we merge this thread with "Best thing to have with Chips"

I second this motion

I turd it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This crappy thread really sucks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you stand and comfortably poop with someone sucking your cock? Anyone??"

You poop standing up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not googling if it's minging so please explain. In euphemistic terms if necessary (I am already a little under the weather)...Cock sucking whilst owner of said cock is shitting.

Shitting where?!

Imagine a lavatory,there's a man sitting on it....the rest is self explanatory "

I thought it meant shitting on the person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shame really, blumpkin is quite a cute name. Can't use it for anything now. Imagine standing at the front door shouting "Blumpkin! Here Blumpkin! '"

Hysterical

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

This is something new to me and I can safely say that I won't be partaking. Yuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could we merge this thread with "Best thing to have with Chips"

I second this motion

I turd it

I just laughed then coughed so much my heart is now pounding in my ears.thanks

Me too!! You guys are a tonic xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shame really, blumpkin is quite a cute name. Can't use it for anything now. Imagine standing at the front door shouting "Blumpkin! Here Blumpkin! '

Hysterical

my brother in law used to have two cats - pussy and minge - was ok until he had a daughter who used to tell school,, friends etc - he will laugh if i told him this pmsl

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