FabSwingers.com forum: not quite descartes...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...if someone tells you they are really really d*unk, it means they are about to do or say something that they are sober enough to comprehend is wrong...that's my philosophy.

what's yours?

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

I dont understand descartes...hang on im off to google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont understand descartes...hang on im off to google

Me neither, google here I come !

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By *nothercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Dont put Descartes before the horse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Descartes - that takes me back almost 20 years to my uni days...

My philosophy is "if you set your expectations low, you're rarely if ever disappointed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Descartes - that takes me back almost 20 years to my uni days...

My philosophy is "if you set your expectations low, you're rarely if ever disappointed""

Google was no help. What is descartes ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you dont have to! it's just the name of a philosopher

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Got it!!!

Its a transportation and supply chain management company which provides solutions for the logistics industry.

Or a dead French bloke.

Think im gonna go with the dead French bloke

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By *ylde FloozyWoman
over a year ago

preston

Ahh, Mr I think, therefore I must exist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got it!!!

Its a transportation and supply chain management company which provides solutions for the logistics industry.

Or a dead French bloke.

Think im gonna go with the dead French bloke

do you often go with dead french blokes?!

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Only on wednesdays

My philosophy is...if you piss on your shoes...you dont deserve Jimmy Choo's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you dont have to! it's just the name of a philosopher

That was a wicked OP heading, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, dead french bloke.

In a nutshell he said we could prove the existence of ourselves, the universe and God from our own thinking.

In later life he went mad believing he was the square root of minus one.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

After a brief and unfruitful flirtation with Nietzsche, i've moved on and now follow the teachings of Cesar Millan.

"a dog lives in the moment" is his most famous tenet.

The long and the short of this is that dogs don't do much, other than go around the place looking at stuff, sniffing it and wondering 'can i eat this' or 'can i fuck this'.

So being a dog is just like being a man. But without lager.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After a brief and unfruitful flirtation with Nietzsche, i've moved on and now follow the teachings of Cesar Millan.

"a dog lives in the moment" is his most famous tenet.

The long and the short of this is that dogs don't do much, other than go around the place looking at stuff, sniffing it and wondering 'can i eat this' or 'can i fuck this'.

So being a dog is just like being a man. But without lager.

hitler flirted with him to...and looked what happened.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"After a brief and unfruitful flirtation with Nietzsche, i've moved on and now follow the teachings of Cesar Millan.

"a dog lives in the moment" is his most famous tenet.

The long and the short of this is that dogs don't do much, other than go around the place looking at stuff, sniffing it and wondering 'can i eat this' or 'can i fuck this'.

So being a dog is just like being a man. But without lager.

hitler flirted with him to...and looked what happened.

Cesar Millan? Now that would explain a LOT!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hitler flirted with him to...and looked what happened.

Cesar Millan? Now that would explain a LOT!"

there was no inferrence that you flirted with a can of dog food

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

hitler flirted with him to...and looked what happened.

Cesar Millan? Now that would explain a LOT!

there was no inferrence that you flirted with a can of dog food"

Neither was there inferrence that i didnt though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Pink therefore I'm Spam.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm Pink therefore I'm Spam. "

oh my love...come to mamma....preferably deep fried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to drink with Decartes. I said to him once shall I get you your usual.

He answered. I THINK NOT

I turned around and he'd disappeard !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to drink with Decartes. I said to him once shall I get you your usual.

He answered. I THINK NOT

I turned around and he'd disappeard !!"

ahhhhhhhhh hahaha....i wouldnt think much of that myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to drink with Decartes. I said to him once shall I get you your usual.

He answered. I THINK NOT

I turned around and he'd disappeard !!"

Brilliant!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My philosophy is when i tell you im having a menapausal day dont wind me up

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Cogito ergo spud.

I think, therefore i yam.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Dont put Descartes before the horse!"

Brilliant!!! This is why I come on the forums, I doff my hat to you!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I am trying to marry up Pavlov's dog and Shroedinger's cat, boy that would really put the cat amongst the pigeons, or erm, dogs... I think.. erm.... I'm confoosed now????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am trying to marry up Pavlov's dog and Shroedinger's cat, boy that would really put the cat amongst the pigeons, or erm, dogs... I think.. erm.... I'm confoosed now????

oooh, that reminds me of one very hillarious eddie izzard gag where he did a rendition of pavlovs cats....the unknown experiment

rang bell....cat looked at me with disdain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...if someone tells you they are really really d*unk, it means they are about to do or say something that they are sober enough to comprehend is wrong...that's my philosophy.

what's yours?"

Got him... or rather one of his quotes on a private part of my body

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I am trying to marry up Pavlov's dog and Shroedinger's cat, boy that would really put the cat amongst the pigeons, or erm, dogs... I think.. erm.... I'm confoosed now????

You'd love my 'I saved schroedingers cat' t-shirt...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...if someone tells you they are really really d*unk, it means they are about to do or say something that they are sober enough to comprehend is wrong...that's my philosophy.

what's yours?

Got him... or rather one of his quotes on a private part of my body

that's it?! no more info?!!!!

get offa my thread and dont come back until you're ready to spill lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...if someone tells you they are really really d*unk, it means they are about to do or say something that they are sober enough to comprehend is wrong...that's my philosophy.

what's yours?

Got him... or rather one of his quotes on a private part of my body

that's it?! no more info?!!!!

get offa my thread and dont come back until you're ready to spill lady!"

something along the lines of... thinking therefore being lol but not in English ...;-)

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"something along the lines of... thinking therefore being lol but not in English ..."

Please tell us that's not your tattoo verbatim.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"...if someone tells you they are really really d*unk, it means they are about to do or say something that they are sober enough to comprehend is wrong...that's my philosophy.

what's yours?

Got him... or rather one of his quotes on a private part of my body

that's it?! no more info?!!!!

get offa my thread and dont come back until you're ready to spill lady!

something along the lines of... thinking therefore being lol but not in English ...;-)"

so relieved it doesn't say "No entry".

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

The long and the short of this is that dogs don't do much, other than go around the place looking at stuff, sniffing it and wondering 'can i eat this' or 'can i fuck this'.

So being a dog is just like being a man. But without lager.

yeah i think your right i have seen a few people doing that in clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...if someone tells you they are really really d*unk, it means they are about to do or say something that they are sober enough to comprehend is wrong...that's my philosophy.

what's yours?

Got him... or rather one of his quotes on a private part of my body

that's it?! no more info?!!!!

get offa my thread and dont come back until you're ready to spill lady!

something along the lines of... thinking therefore being lol but not in English ...;-)

so relieved it doesn't say "No entry"."

lets just say.. it for the err... more discerning members

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my friend whispered to me that she was really d*unk last week while we were out. Then she threw up on my shoes.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The long and the short of this is that dogs don't do much, other than go around the place looking at stuff, sniffing it and wondering 'can i eat this' or 'can i fuck this'.

So being a dog is just like being a man. But without lager.

yeah i think your right i have seen a few people doing that in clubs

And clubs are often full of dogs.

Makes you think, doesnt it?

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

The long and the short of this is that dogs don't do much, other than go around the place looking at stuff, sniffing it and wondering 'can i eat this' or 'can i fuck this'.

So being a dog is just like being a man. But without lager.

yeah i think your right i have seen a few people doing that in clubs

And clubs are often full of dogs.

Makes you think, doesnt it?

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makes me think (where are these clubs~)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that could be a descartes quote, I drink therefore i throw up on your shoes.

Ella has expressly forbidden me from writing the following so i take full responsibilty for the crap pun

Descartes is in de garage ....

sorry i am sure i will be punished

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...if someone tells you they are really really d*unk, it means they are about to do or say something that they are sober enough to comprehend is wrong...that's my philosophy.

what's yours?

Got him... or rather one of his quotes on a private part of my body

that's it?! no more info?!!!!

get offa my thread and dont come back until you're ready to spill lady!

something along the lines of... thinking therefore being lol but not in English ...;-)"

the french version or the latin?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ella was right.

Go to the back of the room.

And have a good long think.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"I am trying to marry up Pavlov's dog and Shroedinger's cat, boy that would really put the cat amongst the pigeons"

Only if you open the box

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I am trying to marry up Pavlov's dog and Shroedinger's cat, boy that would really put the cat amongst the pigeons

Only if you open the box

Do we put the bell inside the box, or leave it on the outside?

This is getting tricky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"that could be a descartes quote, I drink therefore i throw up on your shoes.

Ella has expressly forbidden me from writing the following so i take full responsibilty for the crap pun

Descartes is in de garage ....

sorry i am sure i will be punished

my favourite pun was an advert for classic fm on the rear of busses.....it read "da back of debussy"

i just hijacked my own thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i just hijacked my own thread "

i was just commenting to Ella "the light hearted threads are more difficult to hijack."

does that count as a quote?

and is it a bit vain to quote yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i just hijacked my own thread

i was just commenting to Ella "the light hearted threads are more difficult to hijack."

does that count as a quote?

and is it a bit vain to quote yourself?"

yes, but perhaps not a philosophical one.... and not at all....carry on!

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"I am trying to marry up Pavlov's dog and Shroedinger's cat, boy that would really put the cat amongst the pigeons

Only if you open the box

Do we put the bell inside the box, or leave it on the outside?

This is getting tricky.

"
only if Dick Dastardly wants to catch the pigeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i just hijacked my own thread

i was just commenting to Ella "the light hearted threads are more difficult to hijack."

does that count as a quote?

and is it a bit vain to quote yourself?

yes, but perhaps not a philosophical one.... and not at all....carry on!

to continue the now hijacked thread my favorite quote is

"the palace of glorious wisdom is on the path of excess"

i thought it was a pearl of wisdom from a friend and was very sad when i read it in the qi book of the dead

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