FabSwingers.com forum: Freaks!!

By *uss Puss OP Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

White chocolate is the freak on Sweetie Street

Bleuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mint choc is the freak grose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Hadrian`s wall was built outta white chocolate....... It would still be standing.

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By *uss Puss OP Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

I have a blow torch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But the white chocolate tips on the special Toblerone are so... nice...

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By *uss Puss OP Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"But the white chocolate tips on the special Toblerone are so... nice..."

Nooooooo freak eater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a blow torch

Too feckin wet n cold up here, wouldn`t work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooooo freak eater

Hey that's what the guy last night said to me!

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By *uss Puss OP Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White Chocolate is my favourite, I prefer it over Brown any Day,

I'm a Freak then !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

have to say i am a huge fan of white chocolate...

Terry's White Chocolate Orange is absolutely fantastic........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White chocolate is the freak on Sweetie Street

Bleuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

here here!!

i loathe loathe loathe loathe loathe loathe white chocolate

it's just eeeewwwwwwrong

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By *uss Puss OP Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"have to say i am a huge fan of white chocolate...

Terry's White Chocolate Orange is absolutely fantastic........

I just sicked in my mouth a bit then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White chocolate can be nice but cheapo fake stuff is like babysick.

Dark chocolate lovely lovely,milk chocolate ok i suspose.

Whos for some caramac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hate to upset everyone , but there is no real chocolate in white choc , only cocoa butter skimmed milk solids and vanilla flav but the good stufff is sooooo horny , because we assess choc with more than one sense its called organoleptic testing , so our senses go into overdrive , yummy like sex ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hate to upset everyone , but there is no real chocolate in white choc , only cocoa butter skimmed milk solids and vanilla flav but the good stufff is sooooo horny , because we assess choc with more than one sense its called organoleptic testing , so our senses go into overdrive , yummy like sex ,"

even reading the ingrediants is repulsive

i would much rather suck diarhhea through a dirty sock whilst sitting on top of a pile of months old mulched raw meat

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By *uss Puss OP Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

See thats why it tastes of gerbil piss....its an imposter and needs to be flushed down the loo

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By *uss Puss OP Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

even reading the ingrediants is repulsive

i would much rather suck diarhhea through a dirty sock whilst sitting on top of a pile of months old mulched raw meat"

Whats Dances says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i confess to work with chocolate as my job , mmmm now i might pull some ladies , i normally get through about 30 kg a week

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By *uss Puss OP Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"can i confess to work with chocolate as my job , mmmm now i might pull some ladies , i normally get through about 30 kg a week "

You biffa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i could make you a dildo of the size and shape you require out of the choc of your desire , then we could share it as it melted inside , come on ladies any takers

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"White chocolate is the freak on Sweetie Street

Bleuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Folk like you make me so angry.

Maybe the white chocolate has learning difficulties. Maybe the white chocolate is dyslexic.

But you don't care as long as you get a good laugh at it.

I know a lot of people/close relatives who have fought against white chocolate prejudice all their lives.

And they are better than you.

(anyone else tried the new cut and paste forum argument software on google ?)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"White chocolate is the freak on Sweetie Street

Bleuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Folk like you make me so angry.

Maybe the white chocolate has learning difficulties. Maybe the white chocolate is dyslexic.

But you don't care as long as you get a good laugh at it.

I know a lot of people/close relatives who have fought against white chocolate prejudice all their lives.

And they are better than you.

(anyone else tried the new cut and paste forum argument software on google ?)

"
you need to shag again

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By *uss Puss OP Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"White chocolate is the freak on Sweetie Street

Bleuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Folk like you make me so angry.

Maybe the white chocolate has learning difficulties. Maybe the white chocolate is dyslexic.

But you don't care as long as you get a good laugh at it.

I know a lot of people/close relatives who have fought against white chocolate prejudice all their lives.

And they are better than you.

(anyone else tried the new cut and paste forum argument software on google ?)

Its still a freak

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"White chocolate is the freak on Sweetie Street

Bleuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Folk like you make me so angry.

Maybe the white chocolate has learning difficulties. Maybe the white chocolate is dyslexic.

But you don't care as long as you get a good laugh at it.

I know a lot of people/close relatives who have fought against white chocolate prejudice all their lives.

And they are better than you.

(anyone else tried the new cut and paste forum argument software on google ?)

Its still a freak

Chocolatist!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"White chocolate is the freak on Sweetie Street

Bleuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Folk like you make me so angry.

Maybe the white chocolate has learning difficulties. Maybe the white chocolate is dyslexic.

But you don't care as long as you get a good laugh at it.

I know a lot of people/close relatives who have fought against white chocolate prejudice all their lives.

And they are better than you.

(anyone else tried the new cut and paste forum argument software on google ?)

you need to shag again

Look love, i won't tell you again. You had your turn, don't get me wrong, it was nice and everything. But move on pet.

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By *uss Puss OP Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Its not chocolate its a freak in albino chocolate clothing!! I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve dark chocolate...a lot!!!!!!! Yummmmie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as still no offers flooding in for me to make the chocolate dildo , how about the new improved version with white choc ganash dribbling out the end

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Its not chocolate its a freak in albino chocolate clothing!! I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve dark chocolate...a lot!!!!!!! Yummmmie "

People get strung up for using that kind of language!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i confess to work with chocolate as my job , mmmm now i might pull some ladies , i normally get through about 30 kg a week "

30kg of women...? how much does that equte to...and which parts do you weigh??

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By *uss Puss OP Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"Its not chocolate its a freak in albino chocolate clothing!! I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve dark chocolate...a lot!!!!!!! Yummmmie

People get strung up for using that kind of language!

Shhhhhhh wantsumluv will be offering to make chocolate rope next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats easy , just add 50% glucose then kneed till smooth leave to harden then rewarm by hand or micro and it can be plaited , or moulded , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

white chocolate is just plain wrong.

shouldnt be called chocolate at all. I like dark chocolate mmmmmm lovely

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By *uss Puss OP Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"white chocolate is just plain wrong.

shouldnt be called chocolate at all. I like dark chocolate mmmmmm lovely"

Good girl

i like you xx

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

You ladies are welcome to put your favour chocolate inside my foreskin and as it melts into a chocolate fountain you can suckle or play all you want...

Buttons slip in easiest... and melt lovely... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/08/10 15:42:03]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"white chocolate is just plain wrong.

shouldnt be called chocolate at all. I like dark chocolate mmmmmm lovely

Good girl

i like you xx"

Thanks. Its the tingle on the tongue of dark chocolate i like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

caramac yes please !!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"caramac yes please !!"

omg i havent had caramac in years, when we where kids my auntie used to buy us a bar on a saturday, didnt know you could still get it

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By *uss Puss OP Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"caramac yes please !!

omg i havent had caramac in years, when we where kids my auntie used to buy us a bar on a saturday, didnt know you could still get it"

You can fromn the sweetie shop just up the road from me

want some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi, yes they do caramac ice lollies too !! lust mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

popin candy thats freaky on your bits

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By *uss Puss OP Woman
over a year ago

east cheshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

depends on where you put the popin candy and at 10p a pack its a bargain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just dont forget to unwrap it first

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone say freaks ? Yes here "waves"

*sits on coffin*

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

White chocolate is fantastic stuff.

I won't hear a word said against it.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

See thats why it tastes of gerbil piss....its an imposter and needs to be flushed down the loo

Never tried gerbil piss, must take a few squeezes to get a worthwhile amount?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"White chocolate is the freak on Sweetie Street

Bleuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Folk like you make me so angry.

Maybe the white chocolate has learning difficulties. Maybe the white chocolate is dyslexic.

But you don't care as long as you get a good laugh at it.

I know a lot of people/close relatives who have fought against white chocolate prejudice all their lives.

And they are better than you.

(anyone else tried the new cut and paste forum argument software on google ?)

Is this the right room for an argument?

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By *aughtyinguMan
over a year ago

swindon

green and blacks, divine both are yummy

i like white chocolate too :p

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

anyone who likes chocolate of any sort is a freak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer dark (50% to 70%) and white chocolate, and seldom eat milk chocolate.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"anyone who likes chocolate of any sort is a freak

Ahh, but it's been proven not to *be* chocolate...so it's allowed! yayyyyy

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By *undebigaryMan
over a year ago

dundee

"White chocolate is the freak on Sweetie Street

Bleuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
No sorry got to disagree lol.cos white magnums are mmmm so good.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"White chocolate is the freak on Sweetie Street

Bleuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Folk like you make me so angry.

Maybe the white chocolate has learning difficulties. Maybe the white chocolate is dyslexic.

But you don't care as long as you get a good laugh at it.

I know a lot of people/close relatives who have fought against white chocolate prejudice all their lives.

And they are better than you.

(anyone else tried the new cut and paste forum argument software on google ?)

Is this the right room for an argument?

Yes. But you're an hour late.

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"anyone who likes chocolate of any sort is a freak

Ahh, but it's been proven not to *be* chocolate...so it's allowed! yayyyyy"

if it tastes like chocolate its horrible...other than the rare occasions when only fridge cold maltesers will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone who likes chocolate of any sort is a freak

suddenly i have decided i DO NOT LIKE CHOCOLATE at all no ma'am not even a little

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