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"I never watch it. One seldom observes that  "Very good 
But you're supposed to have re-written my opening post! | |||
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"I want to find a filthy bitch to take my massive hard cock up her shitter and pound her till she screams for more!" Becomes... I want to find a filthy bitch to take my massive hard cock up her shitter and pound her till she screams for more! But I'll buy her dinner first. | |||
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" I want to find a filthy bitch to take my massive hard cock up her shitter and pound her till she screams for more!" you seek out a dirty female dog to take your large chicken up her rectum until she calls for more 
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"Like Celebrity Juice from last night?" It was but people don't like to admit they copy and things are not as original as they make out.  | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 14/11/14 13:48:27]" I'd rather not say | |||
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"Like Celebrity Juice from last night? It was but people don't like to admit they copy and things are not as original as they make out. "Im not saying that. OP says he dosent watch it, thats good enough for me. He might of seen this written by someone who did watch it last night. Id love to play the 'no teeth' game though and have been in work, would never work on a forum though for obvious reasons | |||
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"Like Celebrity Juice from last night? It was but people don't like to admit they copy and things are not as original as they make out.
Im not saying that. OP says he dosent watch it, thats good enough for me.
He might of seen this written by someone who did watch it last night.
Id love to play the 'no teeth' game though and have been in work, would never work on a forum though for obvious reasons"lol i was in stitches last night watching that,, so gonna play that after a couple of drinks at xmas with my family. | |||
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"Like Celebrity Juice from last night? It was but people don't like to admit they copy and things are not as original as they make out.
Im not saying that. OP says he dosent watch it, thats good enough for me.
He might of seen this written by someone who did watch it last night.
"In which case they'd most likely be a game like this already going on the forums, and anyway, people are probably aware that I post new game ideas all the time, so coming up with this one off my own head isn't very unlikely. Anyway: "I want a hot nymphomaniac to swallow every inch of my cock till here eyes are watering and she's gagging in cock snot. "I would like a passionate woman to receive my penis deeply into her mouth, and suck it lovingly until my semen yearningly erupts into her
'I want to spank you furiously until your ass cheeks and purple and burning!' | |||
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" 'I want to spank you furiously until your ass cheeks and purple and burning!'" I wish to lavish such attention to your beautiful posterior in such a manner that it both blushes like a perfectly ripened grape yet radiates with the warmth of a thousand stars. And for conversion I offer Me and my mates are going to make you airtight and leave your pussy lips like John Waynes saddle bags  | |||
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"I want to take you and fuck you till you're screaming for mercy" I desire to sweep you off your feet and have such intercourse that you will request with much alacrity that I desist. *I'm starting to think I may be victorian* And... I'm going fist you so hard, blue waffle is going to look attractive compared to the ruining I'm about to cause. | |||
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"I'm going fist you so hard, blue waffle is going to look attractive compared to the ruining I'm about to cause." I am taken by a desperate need to insert my entire hand into you, to feel your warm wetness around it, to make you feel so deliciously stretched and relaxed that your face expression will resemble a golden, toasted waffle drenched in rich maple syrup, as you feel the love of my powerful yet gentle masculine desire
'I'm looking for a slut to choke and gag and beg me to stop, then beg me to start again when I do!' | |||
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" 'I'm looking for a slut to choke and gag and beg me to stop, then beg me to start again when I do!' " I seek a popular lady with a generous nature, who seeks breathless moments. A lady who knows her own mind but will succumb to my charms | |||
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"Like Celebrity Juice from last night?" that morning tv lot are great - gino de campo - well id not say no | |||
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"You didn't leave a new message to edit, grrr!" Thank you this has made me really laugh you start some great threads 
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I want a fit, filthy, dominant man with a massive cock to drag me off the street, Fuck me in every hole till I beg for mercy then piss on me and leave | |||
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"You didn't leave a new message to edit, grrr! Thank you this has made me really laugh you start some great threads
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" I want a fit, filthy, dominant man with a massive cock to drag me off the street, Fuck me in every hole till I beg for mercy then piss on me and leave "'I am seeking a strong, virile and exceptionally well endowed MAN to sweep me off my feet, ravish me until I'm left whimpering and pleading in a haze of sexual euphoria, before showering me with the warmth of his hot urine, and leave me lying there spent, used, and totally satisfied!' Get down your knees and so I can pecker slap you! | |||
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"Get down your knees and so I can pecker slap you!" If you would be so good as to assume a prayerlike position I can bring some colour to your lovely face with the judicious use of my erect velvety member. Flip me over, fuck me hard and use me like a dirty bitch in any way you fancy. | |||
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I want to sit on your face and grind myself on your tongue till I drown you in my gush  | |||
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"Flip me over, fuck me hard and use me like a dirty bitch in any way you fancy." 'I want a man who isn't afraid to get physical, take me in his strong arms and show me the power of his masculinity, enthral me so utterly that there's nothing I'll deny him!' "I want to sit on your face and grind myself on your tongue till I drown you in my gush "'I want a man who's face I can sit upon like a queen riding upon a mighty stallion, feel his lips and tongue passionately lick, kiss and suck upon my tender, quivering lady flower, before bringing me to an empowering climax and drinking deeply of my sweet nectar' Pull my ass cheeks apart and fuck my asshole with your tongue! | |||
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