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ShagTonights weekly friday status check.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its another Friday and a status check. What does your say? mine sais:

"I am looking for a cock milking sex meet today, anal, tit wanking and cum in mouth, can meet with short notice, my balls are full of goodness"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a bit of a mouthful in all honesty how about shortening it to make it snappy and more dynamic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its a bit of a mouthful in all honesty how about shortening it to make it snappy and more dynamic! "
Its ok. I like to tease with a long sentence you know, settle the mood and ambience of it to the build up lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a bit of a mouthful in all honesty how about shortening it to make it snappy and more dynamic! Its ok. I like to tease with a long sentence you know, settle the mood and ambience of it to the build up lol."

Go food related it works every time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its a bit of a mouthful in all honesty how about shortening it to make it snappy and more dynamic! Its ok. I like to tease with a long sentence you know, settle the mood and ambience of it to the build up lol.

Go food related it works every time! "
Yes good idea, will try that one to

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mine presently says:

"I have a partial nut allergy. I'm discerning about whose nuts on here I drink."

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bollox to "Hump Day", I want to know when" Fuck me so hard I cannot walk the next day" is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bollox to "Hump Day", I want to know when" Fuck me so hard I cannot walk the next day" is."

Come here I've got a sledge hammer

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bollox to "Hump Day", I want to know when" Fuck me so hard I cannot walk the next day" is.

Come here I've got a sledge hammer "
You are not putting that up me chuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bollox to "Hump Day", I want to know when" Fuck me so hard I cannot walk the next day" is.

Come here I've got a sledge hammer You are not putting that up me chuff! "

You said a hard fuck

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bollox to "Hump Day", I want to know when" Fuck me so hard I cannot walk the next day" is.

Come here I've got a sledge hammer You are not putting that up me chuff!

You said a hard fuck "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine said thanks for all the marriage proposals, had to take it off lol,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bollox to "Hump Day", I want to know when" Fuck me so hard I cannot walk the next day" is.

Come here I've got a sledge hammer You are not putting that up me chuff!

You said a hard fuck "

well it's hard and you'd be fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine says

I need a meet with my fwb soooon!

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

Mine says

"You are ... too young, too short, too far away, otherwise you're perfect!"

(Story of my life really)

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I used vaseline to give a guy a hand job. poor fucker came 4 times trying to wash it off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Go moning campers. I am going to work but will be back around 3pm x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Originality?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mine is now:

"Tiger on the loose near Paris. 20 males under 21 have been stopped from searching, as they only hoped it was a cougar."

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

met my wife at a Singles Bar. Funny thing is, I thought she was at home looking after the kids....

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Id love to fingerblast you. You dont know who you are

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I don't have one yet, but I'm considering asking for a sympathy shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its another Friday and a status check. What does your say? mine sais:

"I am looking for a cock milking sex meet today, anal, tit wanking and cum in mouth, can meet with short notice, my balls are full of goodness"

"

"Cock milking" isn't a phrase that will get pulses racing! Good luck with it though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Afternoon campers. I am home, forecast for the day is to relax and watch tv

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its another Friday and a status check. What does your say? mine sais:

"I am looking for a cock milking sex meet today, anal, tit wanking and cum in mouth, can meet with short notice, my balls are full of goodness"

"Cock milking" isn't a phrase that will get pulses racing! Good luck with it though. "
I know lol. I am just doing this for fun I don expect anything really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its another Friday and a status check. What does your say? mine sais:

"I am looking for a cock milking sex meet today, anal, tit wanking and cum in mouth, can meet with short notice, my balls are full of goodness"

"

Mine says 'can someone lend me the train fare to milk shags cock and take his load!! xx

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

When you hear the noise of the tartan army boys, we'll be coming down the road!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Id love to fingerblast you. You dont know who you are

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By *carineMan
over a year ago

Armthorpe, Doncaster

If it wasn`t for the flashbacks, i wouldn`t be able to remember anything...

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial..."
. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Evening everyone. I got haribos, crisps and Fanta, see if any movies are on for later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks everyone. Was a fun status check day.. looking forward to next weeks one

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