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If someone wanted to impress you, what would they need to do?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Be realistic guys n gals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get my dog to do as he's fecking told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be honest and me not have to shout up their arse as in having their head up there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk passionately about something..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show general intrest and be genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow I've just realised how easily impressed i am

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Be comfortable with who they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn up naked (Ladies that is, lol)

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

make me cum with their tongue in UNDER 10 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

walk on water..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"make me cum with their tongue in UNDER 10 minutes."

Sounds like a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make me laugh an feel special

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Be comfortable with who they are

"
Thats a good one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make me laugh an feel special "

Wow you Certainly are special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"make me cum with their tongue in UNDER 10 minutes."

All guys can do that if done right just "some" think all ladies like the same thing so will never learn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to be honest and genuine make a change on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To impress me, quite simple. just have a caring attitude to others and other life forms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn up naked, bring beer... I am a bloke!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Know the offside rule

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Know the offside rule "
WOOOOOOHOOOOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be Honest,have a sense of Humour and dont give all the Milk Tray Bollox.

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make a change if all the time wasters and fakes bastere's would fck off

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Someone who is being themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now that would be impressive on here

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"now that would be impressive on here "
Are you not yourself then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the most interesting people I know are what society would deem as oddballs.

I like anyone with manners who can hold a reasonable conversation without referring to what was on the telly last night.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Some of the most interesting people I know are what society would deem as oddballs.

I like anyone with manners who can hold a reasonable conversation without referring to what was on the telly last night."
Good call.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't watch much TV so I wouldn't be saying that

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Engage me, make a real connection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But me Jaffa cakes

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Message us after reading our profile, make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Know the offside rule "

i think the op meant things that were actually possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's not any particular thing but there's just "something" that makes me tick but I'm not sure what

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By *aitMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Respond to a message.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Know the offside rule

i think the op meant things that were actually possible "

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till _aiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Know the offside rule

i think the op meant things that were actually possible

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till _aiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!"

shoe shop?!

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE


"make a change if all the time wasters and fakes bastere's would fck off "

Is someone not feeling the love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay in touch if you say you will.

Be honest all the time (it really doesn't hurt I promise.)

And last, be yourself

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"Know the offside rule

i think the op meant things that were actually possible

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till _aiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!"

Wow! Thankyou so much! I understand it so much more now diolch x

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Know the offside rule

i think the op meant things that were actually possible

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till _aiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!

Wow! Thankyou so much! I understand it so much more now diolch x"

croeso

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To impress me a guy has to have just a little bit of 'having it all' - not too perfect - but kinda good looking - with twinkly eyes that look like they laugh a lot, a mouth that smiles a lot, a brain that thinks a lot, lips that can kiss you until you melt, strong arms that make you feel protected - and a fairly toned body from there downwards. So not much really! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be willing to overlook my imperfections and accept me for who I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not let me down

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Turn up naked, bring beer... I am a bloke!"

Turn up in well fitting, faded Levis, a tight white tee shirt, bring champagne......I am a woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a laugh, not be up your own arse all good then

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be natural, be glad to meet ( at least for the meet lol )

Everythimg else may follow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not care about what other people thought and have a mind of his own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've got yo have the look and have the touch and be able to keep me warm in the middle of the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm afraid I'm not easily impressed.

:-/

OH MY GOD A BLUE CAR!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn up in tight jeans (but not those stupid skinny jeans that make ya legs look like sparrow legs!) Tight tshirt, either black or white! Bring wine and nibbles oh and by built like a rugby player, preferrably a prop im npt asking for much haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to be honest and genuine make a change on here "

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Know the offside rule WOOOOOOHOOOOO "

Be able to teach me the offside rule. Several have tried but I get bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be completely Altruistic.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make me laugh"

Guys do that every time I strip off! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest and funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be confident in themselves be happy cheeky and make me laugh and preferably be amazing in bed x

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Be confident in themselves be happy cheeky and make me laugh and preferably be amazing in bed x"

Yes...Yes...Yes.....ahhhh no, nevermind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be confident in themselves be happy cheeky and make me laugh and preferably be amazing in bed x"

that sooooooooooo sounds like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Complete a Rubix cube.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


" Be completely Altruistic. "

Tall order!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be polite and cheerful and bombared me with sexy text about what they are going to do to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Turn up in well fitting, faded Levis, a tight white tee shirt, bring champagne......I am a woman! "

Amen to that!

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Be confident and be your self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be a complete geek like me.

Be able to beat me on Xbox.

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