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A big cup of shut the hell up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

and a severely pinched bottom for the next person to whine.

The ambience is sliding to critically grim here.

Tell me a filthy joke someone, please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and a severely pinched bottom for the next person to whine.

The ambience is sliding to critically grim here.

Tell me a filthy joke someone, please!

"

I don't know any filthy ones but I can tell you some classics??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm telling me Mum of you..Bully

Grouchy Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and a severely pinched bottom for the next person to whine.

The ambience is sliding to critically grim here.

Tell me a filthy joke someone, please!

I don't know any filthy ones but I can tell you some classics??"

Yes please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't tell any filthy jokes but I'd love to be filthy with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm telling me Mum of you..Bully

Grouchy Gimp "

I'll be waitin' on end of your road....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't tell any filthy jokes but I'd love to be filthy with you"

You're no good to me so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats the difference between a prostitute and a crème egg?? you can lick a crème egg for 49p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha

don't like filthy fun?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A big cup of 'Shut up about make believe popcorn'.

It never was funny, it was once clever along with a but that was a few years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and a severely pinched bottom for the next person to whine.

The ambience is sliding to critically grim here.

Tell me a filthy joke someone, please!

"

What is 6.9?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm telling me Mum of you..Bully

Grouchy Gimp

I'll be waitin' on end of your road.... "

Yeah Yeah bring ya Mates n all, I'm ard i am

Razor Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A big cup of 'Shut up about make believe popcorn'.

It never was funny, it was once clever along with a but that was a few years ago"

How about a chaise longue and a packet of digestive biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/11/14 09:57:24]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and a severely pinched bottom for the next person to whine.

The ambience is sliding to critically grim here.

Tell me a filthy joke someone, please!

I don't know any filthy ones but I can tell you some classics??

Yes please..."

Ok ,

Why are pirates called pirates???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..........and here we have a letter from little Jonny, he writes 'Dear Jim, please can you fix it for me to go on 'It's a Knockout'? Now then, now then"!

That's better!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I dont speak French but I do like digestives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the difference between Katie Price n a Kit Kat.

You only get four fingers in a Kit Kat

Harpo Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm telling me Mum of you..Bully

Grouchy Gimp

I'll be waitin' on end of your road....

Yeah Yeah bring ya Mates n all, I'm ard i am

Razor Gimp "

You are hard, are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and a severely pinched bottom for the next person to whine.

The ambience is sliding to critically grim here.

Tell me a filthy joke someone, please!

I don't know any filthy ones but I can tell you some classics??

Yes please...

Ok ,

Why are pirates called pirates???"

Oh you aren't tellin' that one...you're not..hahaha.

Go on so...why are pirates called pirates??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and a severely pinched bottom for the next person to whine.

The ambience is sliding to critically grim here.

Tell me a filthy joke someone, please!

What is 6.9?"

No idea....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"and a severely pinched bottom for the next person to whine.

The ambience is sliding to critically grim here.

Tell me a filthy joke someone, please!

"

A redhead tells her blonde step sister, "I slept with a Brazilian"

The blonde replies "oh my god! you slut! how many is a Brazilian ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

What's black white black white black white black white etc???

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By *he Master JMan
over a year ago

Southall

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Full

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha

don't like filthy fun? "

I'm partial to a spot of filthy fun of course. What are you suggesting young man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and a severely pinched bottom for the next person to whine.

The ambience is sliding to critically grim here.

Tell me a filthy joke someone, please!

What is 6.9?

No idea...."

A good thing screwed up by a period

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because they ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

What's black white black white black white black white etc???"

A newspaper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

What's black white black white black white black white etc???

A newspaper?"

A penguin rolling down a hill

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because they ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

What's black white black white black white black white etc???

A newspaper?

A penguin rolling down a hill "

I am going to tell that one to my son later.

Hahaha....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What Black n White then Red all over.

A Penguin in a Mincer......booom Booom

Confused Dot Gimp

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

What's black white red black white red black white red black white red etc???

A sunburnt penguin rolling down a hill

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""..........and here we have a letter from little Jonny, he writes 'Dear Jim, please can you fix it for me to go on 'It's a Knockout'? Now then, now then"!

That's better!!

"

Feck sake Giant...I mean gent.

Tut.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What Black n White then Red all over.

A Penguin in a Mincer......booom Booom

Confused Dot Gimp "

Complete with beak an' all?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

A. They can smell it but they can't eat it!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

An oldie but a goodie:

Q. What's the difference between jam and jelly?

A. You can't jelly your cock up my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

A. They can smell it but they can't eat it!

"

Nobody is going to a gynaecologist with a yummy pussy.. :L soo maybe if the delivery boy was delivering blue waffle pizza that'd be a affected good comparison :P

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"An oldie but a goodie:

Q. What's the difference between jam and jelly?

A. You can't jelly your cock up my arse.

"

But can you marmalade it?

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An oldie but a goodie:

Q. What's the difference between jam and jelly?

A. You can't jelly your cock up my arse.

But can you marmalade it?

A"

I reckon KY might disagree with ya there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno maybe that I also like dirty fun that a problem??

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