FabSwingers.com forum: Fab sayings

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know the ones ?

It's their loss!

What does that mean?

So let's list all the fab sayings and make some up as we go along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boils my piss

Im horny, fancy a fuck/suck my cock

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You know the ones ?

It's their loss!

What does that mean?

So let's list all the fab sayings and make some up as we go along. "
Its their loss, male to female= I would do you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you get a chance to meet them dont pass it by

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

At the end of the day...........

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I need a hug.......

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Cuddles needed.....

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Each to their own = I totally disagree with you but won't say so in case it stops me getting a fuck

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I am feeling ill.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am feeling ill.......

are these genuine lol -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck/snog/kiss/yawn

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Someone hurt my feelings, come in a plethora of ways...TOO NUMEROUS TO TYPE.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

It's just personal preference..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat them with respect

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Goes to get popcorn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am feeling ill.......

Aw what's up? Do you need a hug?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

'Well what can I say, treat this lady with respect and blah blah blah'

FUCKING SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP AAAAAHHHGGGG!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Owned by ......"

Where's the self respect ?

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"'Well what can I say, treat this lady with respect and blah blah blah'

FUCKING SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP AAAAAHHHGGGG!!!!

My friend Mark (who's a ninja)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah baby stick that lego up my bum........oh just me that uses that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking bitch! I'm too good for you anyway!

Goes in all my PM's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GENUINE ! The most over used word on fabswingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My monthly pixies showed up today"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would meet again when in fact they never do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"GENUINE ! The most over used word on fabswingers

I'm going to challenge you on that one,

Is the most used word GENUINE or TIME WASTER?

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By *exymatcplMan
over a year ago

doncaster

"You know the ones ?

It's their loss!

What does that mean?

So let's list all the fab sayings and make some up as we go along. "

Great hands and mouth = couldn't get it up tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

It's an open forum - expect to get a good shafting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tin hats at the ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your face fits....

Blah fucking blah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just me/us as an opening to threads. On a site with thousands of members NO you're NOT the only one/s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"GENUINE ! The most over used word on fabswingers

I'm going to challenge you on that one,

Is the most used word GENUINE or TIME WASTER? "

Lol you could be right there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dare we say the C. Word?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Dare we say the C. Word? "
No its only 12th of November!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I wish all this popcorn bollocks would stop, yeah I know I have said it before but its not funny anymore, wasnt first time around but was slightly clever

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Be nice

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Hi hun (as the opening to a message) = I looked at your pics and couldn't even be arsed to read your name off your profile let alone the rest of it. Also using a generic term of endearment means I can copy and paste to my heart's content and you'll still think it makes you special.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dare we say the C. Word? "

Started on TV lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish all this popcorn bollocks would stop, yeah I know I have said it before but its not funny anymore, wasnt first time around but was slightly clever"

It reminds me of a load of cackling hags over excited at the opportunity of seeing a public execution

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Puts the fab into fab.

You what?

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Carlsberg made swingers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat them with respect"

Or you'll have me to deal with

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

So n so enters the room and brings the popcorn (smiley)

Dirty: enters the room, pulls down his pants and does a shit in the style of Mr Whippy the famous Ice Cream vendor.

Enjoy your popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your in the clique too

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

"I'm Leaving"

Still here 12 months later

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Nothing will beat this one!

I received a message asking why do I have to shop in Asda.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bbw-I'm festively plump (shameful Christmas plug)

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By *y2funMan
over a year ago

DUDLEY

"It's just personal preference..........

is this before or after I'm not raciest I just don't like blacks and Asian comment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you meet an ass hole before breakfast your very unlucky ! but if you meet them all day maybe it's you that's the ass hole !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't I get any meets after only being here for two weeks

Profile advice

What am I doing wrong

etc...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Some people do

Some people don't

Well aint you fucking clever. Some people point out the fucking obvious

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"'Well what can I say, treat this lady with respect and blah blah blah'

FUCKING SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP AAAAAHHHGGGG!!!!

My friend Mark (who's a ninja)

Let me tell you! If I ever see my friend Mark (who is a ninja) type that out he will not be my friend Mark (who is a ninja) anymore!

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"You know who you are"

Translation - "I'm a sad attention seeker who wants everyone to think I'm having the time of my life".

Can otherwise be found befriending hundreds of strangers on Facebook in a futile attempt to feel "popular".....

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

""You know who you are"

Translation - "I'm a sad attention seeker who wants everyone to think I'm having the time of my life".

Can otherwise be found befriending hundreds of strangers on Facebook in a futile attempt to feel "popular".....

You know who you are - Well fucking inbox them then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't send a pic cos I'm a profeshonal...

I'm discrete...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaved/unshaven genitals debate.

Cut/circumcised/love helmet cheese debate.

Usually followed with a "once and for all".......

Oh and if you don't like.......whatever........ Jog on!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

RIP........

It's like a race who can get the thread up the quickest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

READ THE PROFILE

READ THE FUCKING PROFILE

FUCKING IDIOTS

I see that a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine = Timewaster.

Not here for games = Head fuck

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

FOS was a bit unnerving

After receiving the 17th 'FOS' I was told it stands for 'Fuck Off Steve'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here for real sex = Cock teaser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your nice = ugly fecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yummy/tasty cock = doesn't taste/smell of stale piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she had a fanny like a wizards sleeve = man who has a small cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"GENUINE ! The most over used word on fabswingers

I'm going to challenge you on that one,

Is the most used word GENUINE or TIME WASTER? "

Seems to be more of the later than the former...

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

"I would do you.

Reply : you might like to think so but you're not going to!

BLOCK!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Popcorn.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not really single...

Straight (All 20 listed friends are male or Tv/Ts)

I need to empty my balls/Suck my dick/Need a fuck...And, any other variation of the Instashag Crew.

I'm leaving...(Well take your ball and feck off

)

Any profiles, demanding wine, beer, cheese on toast, money!...ok, may of made one up there.

And so on and so on

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

"VERY GENUINE ! "

I wasn't aware that there were varying degrees of genuine ... you either ar or you're not!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couples profile: Oh my partner isn't playing at the mo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To: Sydney University and all other institutions using this site or its associated sites for projects............

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Don't pass him by. In fact keep going.

Claire

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By *AC and LACCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Chesterfield

[Removed by poster at 12/11/14 16:41:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm staying over night at a hotel for business. Fancy meeting for a drink and a chat and see where that gets us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The oh I hope that was in a condom inside you. Or oh with a condom on of course,when someone mentions penetration or coming inside. Also the I would never have bareback sex,when someone mentions the above and doesn't state they had a condom on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody posts on my threads...my face doesn't fit. Or I'm not in the clique. Or both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages yesterday with a potential meet... After telling him FIVE times no you can't bareback me cause I'm on no contraception and etc etc etc. The man couldn't hear me saying no. Seriously thought he was hard of hearing

People take my breath away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any more fab sayings?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The old junk mail analogy always seems to pop up even when Fabio doesn't post. Its not the best analogy though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not read most of the thread so apologies if this has been mentioned.

On the name and shame threads, I can guarantee there will be the 'I arranged a meet with the OP last night but they didn't show' post. I wish people could be more original

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't message me/us if you have no face pic on your profile

or Must send a face pic

....but we won't post one on our profile.

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Your not my usual sort but will you still have sex....

Erm no thanks.

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone hurt my feelings, come in a plethora of ways...TOO NUMEROUS TO TYPE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do this, do that, be this, be that

.... or we will block you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You 'll never know till you've tried. The proof is in the pudding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not my sort anyway...use after being rejected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my opinion... meaning no other opinion is valid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweetest tasting pussy

Sucked my cock for hours

Treat with respect and you'll be well rewarded

Fuck, kiss or pass? Zzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Receive a friend invite. click on profile.

Capital letters... Don't send me invites to be your friend if we haven't chatted for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if in doubt just pout" that's one of my sayings

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Don't pass them by.

Why are they going off.

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just saying.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I wish all this popcorn bollocks would stop, yeah I know I have said it before but its not funny anymore, wasnt first time around but was slightly clever

It reminds me of a load of cackling hags over excited at the opportunity of seeing a public execution"

Thanks

Thinkin of leaving... Blah, blah

needed sympathy and attention of corse, as someone very needy or clueless

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