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"4. Apologise to single bi fem from last meet for leaving her bound and gagged with two vibrators running inside her when the doorbell rang. 3 days ago..." 5. Replace her false teeth and phone her a taxi - meanwhile smother vaseline all over the .......... | |||
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"For God's SAKE Evesham !!! What are we supposed to do with the vaseline and vibrators while YOUR bloke is sloshin in egg n mince !" i'm sorry - i take it back, dont do that as you'll get salmonella on your knob - leave it to Granny with her vibrators and vaseline!! | |||
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"For God's SAKE Evesham !!! What are we supposed to do with the vaseline and vibrators while YOUR bloke is sloshin in egg n mince ! i'm sorry - i take it back, dont do that as you'll get salmonella on your knob - leave it to Granny with her vibrators and vaseline!!" Too late - I've gone for a pound of mince and six eggs now ! | |||
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"For God's SAKE Evesham !!! What are we supposed to do with the vaseline and vibrators while YOUR bloke is sloshin in egg n mince ! i'm sorry - i take it back, dont do that as you'll get salmonella on your knob - leave it to Granny with her vibrators and vaseline!! Too late - I've gone for a pound of mince and six eggs now !" its ok, you can still make some nice burgers | |||
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"get some mince meat in a cup, make a 'well' crack an egg in it and there you go your very own blue peter fanny (not to be confused with a blue waffle fanny ) for the boys obviousy!!!" wtf is a blue waffle fanny?! the other one sounds gross though. | |||
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"get some mince meat in a cup, make a 'well' crack an egg in it and there you go your very own blue peter fanny (not to be confused with a blue waffle fanny ) for the boys obviousy!!! wtf is a blue waffle fanny?! the other one sounds gross though. " google blue waffle and you will find out | |||
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"Howdo you know if its nearly to warm ???? " dip an appendage it it - if it burns you've done it too long | |||
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"While you are out buying the eggs and mince can you get us some AA batteries please. The vibrators gone flat and me hands are too greasy. Thank you. " I'll bring the rechargeables... Uhmmm stick the vaseline back in the microwave.. or get some axle grease. | |||
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"Howdo you know if its nearly to warm ???? " Stick it on the dogs bollocks - measure the whine level ....... | |||
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"get some mince meat in a cup, make a 'well' crack an egg in it and there you go your very own blue peter fanny (not to be confused with a blue waffle fanny ) for the boys obviousy!!! wtf is a blue waffle fanny?! the other one sounds gross though. google blue waffle and you will find out " good lord you nasty bugger. i wont sleep for weeks now and i can still taste the bile. ...and they have a site dedicated to it!!! stayed open for as long as it took me to close it down seriously though...i feel sick | |||
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"get some mince meat in a cup, make a 'well' crack an egg in it and there you go your very own blue peter fanny (not to be confused with a blue waffle fanny ) for the boys obviousy!!! wtf is a blue waffle fanny?! the other one sounds gross though. google blue waffle and you will find out good lord you nasty bugger. i wont sleep for weeks now and i can still taste the bile. ...and they have a site dedicated to it!!! stayed open for as long as it took me to close it down seriously though...i feel sick " muwahahahahahahaha | |||
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"google blue waffle and you will find out good lord you nasty bugger. i wont sleep for weeks now and i can still taste the bile. ...and they have a site dedicated to it!!! stayed open for as long as it took me to close it down seriously though...i feel sick muwahahahahahahaha " you're not nice. sometimes ignorance is bliss | |||
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"google blue waffle and you will find out good lord you nasty bugger. i wont sleep for weeks now and i can still taste the bile. ...and they have a site dedicated to it!!! stayed open for as long as it took me to close it down seriously though...i feel sick muwahahahahahahaha you're not nice. sometimes ignorance is bliss" i so am nice!!!!! this way you can have the pleasure of making others look | |||
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"google blue waffle and you will find out good lord you nasty bugger. i wont sleep for weeks now and i can still taste the bile. ...and they have a site dedicated to it!!! stayed open for as long as it took me to close it down seriously though...i feel sick muwahahahahahahaha you're not nice. sometimes ignorance is bliss i so am nice!!!!! this way you can have the pleasure of making others look " yes, my first thought was "hmm, i should email this link to my mother" | |||
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"think i ate something resembling a "blue waffle" from a late night kebab shop once... covered in plenty of chilli sauce it tasted great " You have put me of my lunch now! | |||
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"think i ate something resembling a "blue waffle" from a late night kebab shop once... covered in plenty of chilli sauce it tasted great You have put me of my lunch now! " you is all bad peeps | |||
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"Did anyone else make the mistake of clicking through to 'special fried rice'?? I am now SERIOUSLY re-considering some lifestyle choices! " NO | |||
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"Did anyone else make the mistake of clicking through to 'special fried rice'?? I am now SERIOUSLY re-considering some lifestyle choices! " i dont want to know!!!!!!!! [fingers in ears] lalala i'm not listening lalala lalala | |||
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"Did anyone else make the mistake of clicking through to 'special fried rice'?? I am now SERIOUSLY re-considering some lifestyle choices! NO " My cock is NEVER leaving my Calvins again. I will use it to pee, and that's it. | |||
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"Did anyone else make the mistake of clicking through to 'special fried rice'?? I am now SERIOUSLY re-considering some lifestyle choices! i dont want to know!!!!!!!! [fingers in ears] lalala i'm not listening lalala lalala" shut your eyes also so you carnt see what i type | |||
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"Did anyone else make the mistake of clicking through to 'special fried rice'?? I am now SERIOUSLY re-considering some lifestyle choices! NO My cock is NEVER leaving my Calvins again. I will use it to pee, and that's it. " i totally support you on that! my chi chi will be doing likewise and have one use only... ...at the very least for today | |||
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"Did anyone else make the mistake of clicking through to 'special fried rice'?? I am now SERIOUSLY re-considering some lifestyle choices! NO My cock is NEVER leaving my Calvins again. I will use it to pee, and that's it. " never say never | |||
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"Did anyone else make the mistake of clicking through to 'special fried rice'?? I am now SERIOUSLY re-considering some lifestyle choices! " HOT DOG...anyone??? | |||
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"Did anyone else make the mistake of clicking through to 'special fried rice'?? I am now SERIOUSLY re-considering some lifestyle choices! HOT DOG...anyone??? " whay about the Giant Cheese Taco one???? | |||
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"I cant believe this ? believe what???" Excuse me ! This IS the masturbation thread! | |||
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