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Ten Good Reasons For Having an Elephant as a Mate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nota Bene..... The interpretation of Mate is open.

Number them pls.

1. So I can get past the hosepipe ban !

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

They will never forget your birthday...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

and he'd remind you to put the number on :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3. You'd know it wasn't mice in the kitchen if he

left footprints in the butter.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

4.Your flowers will grow well with all the elephant dung about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

5. He'd eat the doughnuts before I did.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

6. you'd never have to pay for airfare again if you had Dumbo as a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"6. you'd never have to pay for airfare again if you had Dumbo as a friend "

Wouldn't that be a JUMBO jet.? ouch

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

7. He'd be able to tell you how he got into Groucho Marxs' pyjamas.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

8. Your friend Noddy would always know where to find "Big Ears"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9. get his trunk and give you a hug.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"9. get his trunk and give you a hug."

15. They have more wrinkles than grannies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"9. get his trunk and give you a hug.

15. They have more wrinkles than grannies "
who care thay are my friend , lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

9a. The wife would stop saying "does my arse look big in this?"

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


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9a. The wife would stop saying "does my arse look big in this?""

Not atall darling, though the elephant could get the top button done up.

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

he'd remember all the things I forget

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

An opening to tell old jokes :

What's grey and comes in cups? Works tea.

What's grey and comes in buckets ? Elephants

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

10. Everyone would be willing to talk about the elephant in the room.

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