FabSwingers.com forum: What one thing would you not want near your genitalia?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fish hooks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any instrument that could shear of the bobby dazzler

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A knife.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any instrument that could shear of the bobby dazzler"

Like a razor sharp trombone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above and my choice...a dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think most people don't want mine anywhere near theirs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy.

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any instrument that could shear of the bobby dazzler

Like a razor sharp trombone?

Might allow that as the user could play a jaunty ditty as me cocks being chopped off

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Chainsaw

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Chilli

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think most people don't want mine anywhere near theirs

Its refreshing to know some people have standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebodys pet

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

A swarm of angry bees...

And dont care how big the swelling is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think most people don't want mine anywhere near theirs

Its refreshing to know some people have standards

yep I wouldn't want to shag anyone who wanted to shag me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stinging nettles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue waffle

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

An electric whisk.....a hungry crocodile....napalm.....gentlemen ben*

* one is a fib......but which one?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger....dont get it. And I mean ginger as in the root plant thing....not ginger men....oooofffftttt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think most people don't want mine anywhere near theirs

Its refreshing to know some people have standards

yep I wouldn't want to shag anyone who wanted to shag me

Lol. Good philosophy my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Std's knob rot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blue waffle

Some people are so fussy

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

98% of the men on fab haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think most people don't want mine anywhere near theirs

Its refreshing to know some people have standards

yep I wouldn't want to shag anyone who wanted to shag me

Lol. Good philosophy my friend

Working well so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"98% of the men on fab haha"

Harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vicks vapour rub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"98% of the men on fab haha

Harsh

But truthful...might even be conservative

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vicks vapour rub"

Lovely tits!

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"98% of the men on fab haha

Harsh

Leaves her more than 500,000 in this country to work her way through! So maybe not as fussy as it would first seem...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The surgeon's scalpel who offered to take a skin tag off my ball sack

After the mess he made of the one on my side

I opted for a knotted piece of cotton

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

a shoal of or even a single hungry piranha..

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

"98% of the men on fab haha

Harsh

But truthful...might even be conservative

Actually with amounts on here should have said 99.5% lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"98% of the men on fab haha

Harsh

But truthful...might even be conservative

Actually with amounts on here should have said 99.5% lol"

More like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piranah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/11/14 18:15:53]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ralgex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A brillo pad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"98% of the men on fab haha"

well what ya doing on here then uuurh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any Fabber that uses "wanna fuk?" As a first message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a Stapler lol

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

another mans bum hole

(him)

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

An angry dog or chainsaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimmy Savile

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

"98% of the men on fab haha

well what ya doing on here then uuurh

Because 2% are really hot & good in bed.. Funnily enough you dont have to be on fab to sleep with everyone.. Shock horror you can have preferences and standards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jimmy Savile"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanessa Feltz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jimmy Savile

good one brill

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Kryptonite, or a toaster, or a toaster made out of kryptonite, or kryptonite made out of toaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweetcorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotch bonnet chillies

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By *utumnWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Sand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ginger....dont get it. And I mean ginger as in the root plant thing....not ginger men....oooofffftttt

Figging eeeeeek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scotch bonnet chillies "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My family

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sand

What about sandpaper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the hand blender ive just made soup with - nothing to do with my soup i might add

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Deep heat.

Go a free tube of 'sensation enhancing lube' that smells just like deep heat, going free to a good home....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Custard

That's quite funny because I've had tinned ambrosia custard licked off my cock an balls and really enjoyed the sensation of cold clinging stickiness with an eager hot tongue licking it all off. Takes all sorts, don't it just?

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Liquid nitrogen.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"Deep heat.

Go a free tube of 'sensation enhancing lube' that smells just like deep heat, going free to a good home....

When I used to run cross country I (we as all competitors) used to coat our legs and nether regions with horse liniment (much hotter that fiery jack, which is ultra hot deep heat) just before races...

it helped reduce the pain of freezing mud being splashed over our parts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deep heat.

Go a free tube of 'sensation enhancing lube' that smells just like deep heat, going free to a good home....

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Yeah bin it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Deep heat.

Go a free tube of 'sensation enhancing lube' that smells just like deep heat, going free to a good home....

it helped reduce the pain of freezing mud being splashed over our parts!

Yes, even horses don't get horse linament anymore - I wonder if it's still available?? The bloody EU has probably banned it along with everything else useful....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A polar bear

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Deep heat.

Go a free tube of 'sensation enhancing lube' that smells just like deep heat, going free to a good home....

Yeah bin it

I might put it on ebay under s&m.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electrodes

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Electrodes

Hahaha!

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By *y2funMan
over a year ago

DUDLEY

"Fish hooks

a hungry bear........ either type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A taser gun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie Hopkins!!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A radioactive spider.

I don't want it shooting webs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dad.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The clapper board used in Hollywood. The bored fluffer is ok, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deep heat.

Go a free tube of 'sensation enhancing lube' that smells just like deep heat, going free to a good home....

it helped reduce the pain of freezing mud being splashed over our parts!

Yes, even horses don't get horse linament anymore - I wonder if it's still available?? The bloody EU has probably banned it along with everything else useful....

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Mothballs being banned also had their use,s.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Custard

Freak

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

a scalpel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lad........

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Deep heat.

Go a free tube of 'sensation enhancing lube' that smells just like deep heat, going free to a good home....

That 'tingle' stuff stings like fuck.

And I once licked up the inside of a guys thigh - couldnt smell anything but he forgot to mention that he'd used some sort of Deep Heat ointment of his groin and I wondered why my lips swelled up and blistered and my tongue wouldnt fit back into my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lava.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Deep heat.

Go a free tube of 'sensation enhancing lube' that smells just like deep heat, going free to a good home....

That 'tingle' stuff stings like fuck.

Now thats funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Animals or a cucumber

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By *moke itMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Back of my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once squatted for a pee over some nettles, not something I wish to repeat

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By *amesGBMan
over a year ago

Cyprus

My ex wife's mother !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wasps nest

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Deep heat.

Go a free tube of 'sensation enhancing lube' that smells just like deep heat, going free to a good home....

That 'tingle' stuff stings like fuck.

Now thats funny

He thought so too

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By *R26Man
over a year ago

Wearside

Hannibal Lecter or someone with an angle grinder or . . . . Hannibal Lecter with an angle grinder :-//

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hungry crocodile?

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Nitrogen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Deep heat.

Go a free tube of 'sensation enhancing lube' that smells just like deep heat, going free to a good home....

That 'tingle' stuff stings like fuck.

Yikes!! Yes, one sniff of the tube convinced me never to let it anywhere near any delicate parts of my anatomy!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Jeremy Kyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeremy Kyle

Almost ironic, what with him being a cunt.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Jeremy Kyle

Almost ironic, what with him being a cunt."
Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hyd

uoric acid or caustic soda.

You don't want those behind your flange.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Hyd

uoric acid or caustic soda.

You don't want those behind your flange."
You have a flange?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a very technical term, its the bit just behind the bobby's helmet.

You really need to invest in a copy of Rogers Profanisaurus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could show you, but I think you can work out what I mean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mans arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything painful! I am a lover of pleasure - not pain! Oh - and Justin from cbeebies! Xx

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Steamroller

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

A wood chipper or a sausage meat mincer, electric or otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex wife!

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By *ardwired IVMan
over a year ago

Shefffield

kittens....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"My ex wife! "

LOL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aftershave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vicks vapour rub"

How about deep heat or deep freeze

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A mouse trap or Billy Pipers teeth... which is roughly the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A zombie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hubby's cook.. O hang on I don't have a hubby ..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A bee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bee!

Want some of my venom?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A bee!

Want some of my venom?

"
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bee!

Want some of my venom?

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Thats more fly than bee

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A bee!

Want some of my venom?

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Thats more fly than bee

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No, bees buzz, flies hummmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An angry gardener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blunt razor

ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bee!

Want some of my venom?

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Thats more fly than bee

No, bees buzz, flies hummmmmmmmmmmm

My bee buzzes behind my flies

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Garden shears

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

A scorned woman

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By *ycra ladsCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Ross on wye

Lorena Bobbitt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butternut squash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blue waffle

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lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a shark or a sledge hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Velcro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ebola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dumbos foot

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

a snake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep heat spray or rub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or the steel zipper on my jeans. yer it fucking kills when you get the end of your bell in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butternut squash

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why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything green

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whiring blades of a combine harvester.

Funnily enough I've had six of the previous options near my bits and only one caused any grief. Three were neither here nor there and two....were actually rather delicious....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butternut squash

why not"

Have you seen how big they are

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A snake with its fangs out about to bite me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie price

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Anne Widecombe

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blue waffle

Some people are so fussy

I only meet classy ladies doncha know!

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