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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Doctors removing a lightbulb from a fanny

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it crushed?

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doctors removing a lightbulb from a fanny"

No need to worry about the possible electric cuts if there's voltage in a pussy!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Low energy or one of the old decent ones which they banned?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Positively illuminating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very illuminating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollox prof you beat me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One man one jar!

All I need to say. Oh and prepare the eye bleach.

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

Did she get turned on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't want to spoil it but a happy ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FaecesBook is the New Sunday Sport

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watt???

Sorry couldnt resist

Its the nurse humour i am afraid

L x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Best description I can give is a pearl bayonet fitting and it looked like it had blown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to work in a+e and seen some strange things wine bottles stuck in men and woman hover attachments stuck on men Blackpool candy dummy stuck in a man so a light bulb don't shock me but where is the lamp and shade

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Bayonet fitting! fucking ouch

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"Was it crushed?

Her"

more to point was it lit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many fannys does it take to change a light bulb?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was only a 40w......apparently she's not the brightest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One man one jar!

All I need to say. Oh and prepare the eye bleach. "

Oh bledi hell, I made the mistake of looking at that after it was mentioned on a thread once

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Someone sent me a vid of a fanny full of maggots last week.

If you can imagine a blue waffle that moves.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did someone mention 1 man 1 jar i just watched it i feel sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a turn off !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tbh I also wondered about the lamp as well, they would have been able to pull it out by the cord if it was still attached

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Cut the cord, cut the cord.

Congrats Mrs Smith you have a lovely, healthy lamp

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

A friend just posted that vid on FB, so yes I had to have a look. Why would you put something so fragile and made of glass up there

Have you seen the one of the Greek bloke having a strap-on surgically removed from his arse? It snapped off while his girlfriend was shagging him with it.

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By *ediceTV/TS
over a year ago

Wrexham

Talk about the light at the end of the tunnel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doctors removing a lightbulb from a fanny"

Sounds like a good idea x

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By *y2funMan
over a year ago

DUDLEY


"Doctors removing a lightbulb from a fanny"

why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look up 'potatoes and jelly'

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

How do these things get into social media?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doctors removing a lightbulb from a fanny

why?"

Because it got stuck

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By *y2funMan
over a year ago

DUDLEY

on a serious note, why would you shove anything liek that into yourself?

hands up who's done what? I can't even see the point of using fruit or veg......... Ang's little finger maybe, her butt plug on a good day.... anything else ain't going up me!

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By *y2funMan
over a year ago

DUDLEY


"Doctors removing a lightbulb from a fanny

why?

Because it got stuck"

no why where you watching it? www.thingsstuckupfannies.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it was dark up there .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so glad the people on my Facebook don't put things like this on

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

She sounds like a bright cunt ?

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By *y2funMan
over a year ago

DUDLEY


"Look up 'potatoes and jelly'"

why did I do that.... and he left his socks on..........

fuck shoving a jam jar up your bum isn't funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look up 'potatoes and jelly'

why did I do that.... and he left his socks on..........

fuck shoving a jam jar up your bum isn't funny."

Anything glass is extremely dangerous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doctors removing a lightbulb from a fanny

why?

Because it got stuck

no why where you watching it? www.thingsstuckupfannies.com"

it was boatbook not fannylightsRus

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Doctors removing a lightbulb from a fanny"

Ohh ohhhhh ohhhhhhhh

Mysterious Guy

Watches some funny shit

(to the tune of Peter Andres hit)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doctors removing a lightbulb from a fanny

Ohh ohhhhh ohhhhhhhh

Mysterious Guy

Watches some funny shit

(to the tune of Peter Andres hit)"

You have to do the dance when you sing it

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

so when we go for a medical procedure of any kin...especially an embarrassing one we can confidently expect it to appear of facebook and youtube?

Damn! I would never have got involved in that pineapple competition if I'd known that

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Was it one of those neon tubes, shaped to say 'seemed a good idea at the time'?

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By *andixxxMan
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Doctors removing a lightbulb from a fanny"

I've experienced in the theatres I worked in a surgeon removing a whiskey glass from a man's anus....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Doctors removing a lightbulb from a fanny

I've experienced in the theatres I worked in a surgeon removing a whiskey glass from a man's anus.... "

I bet he's not complained to a rough barman about a dirty glass in a pub since, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did she turn it on?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Doctors removing a lightbulb from a fanny

Ohh ohhhhh ohhhhhhhh

Mysterious Guy

Watches some funny shit

(to the tune of Peter Andres hit)

You have to do the dance when you sing it "

Mate I cant dance, I cant even shuffle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did she turn it on? "
light relief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

deffo a case of lights off and nobodys home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doctors removing a lightbulb from a fanny"

What wattage?

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

anyone see the sticky vicky show in benidorm,

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Light Bulb in fanny ....... don't believe it, bet it was planted there.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Before she appeared on facebook she was the star attraction at the Blackpool illuminations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One man one jar!

All I need to say. Oh and prepare the eye bleach.

Oh bledi hell, I made the mistake of looking at that after it was mentioned on a thread once "

Just watched and have to say, he seemed rather calm about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend just posted that vid on FB, so yes I had to have a look. Why would you put something so fragile and made of glass up there

Have you seen the one of the Greek bloke having a strap-on surgically removed from his arse? It snapped off while his girlfriend was shagging him with it."

Rather hilarious wifey poos

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BAE

Which bright spark thought that would shed some light on the situation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Low energy or one of the old decent ones which they banned?"
Osram...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do these things get into social media? "
same reason how most things do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"anyone see the sticky vicky show in benidorm, "

All over youtube

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