FabSwingers.com forum: Homeless holding orgies in cemetery

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or as one witness put it "it was like a swingers party but without the car keys in the bowl and the house obviously"

Homeless people have been holding drink and drug fuelled orgies in Londons prettiest cemetery and residents are complaining

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By *one IdolMan
over a year ago

your imagination

"Or as one witness put it "it was like a swingers party but without the car keys in the bowl and the house obviously"

Homeless people have been holding drink and drug fuelled orgies in Londons prettiest cemetery and residents are complaining "

Complaining that it's too dark and they can't get a decent view ?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

What residents?

Their all dead other than the vicor if he lives on site

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By *om Tom 1969Man
over a year ago

liverpool

all good clean fun, no doubt!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I doubt this is something new, its where we drank our merrydown cider

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"What residents?

Their all dead other than the vicor if he lives on site"
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol the other guy's.

Tramps having gangbang in back of will ferells stolen prius lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it sounds like a daily fail story, give them another hostel to share so they can at least get a bath and a shave first, but the problem sells more papers than the answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If clubs weren't so dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If clubs weren't so dear"
couples . .10 quid. . Solo males 90. . Tramps . . One can of special brew and a string belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good on them..

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

How do we know they are homeless people? They could be horny ghosts of swingers' past.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The dog on a rope is a dead giveaway

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"The dog on a rope is a dead giveaway "

You would think a soap on a rope would be better for these shower dodgers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're braver than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They will wake the dead

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's a definite 'newspaper' struggling to horrify. I'm surprised they didn't insinuate that corpses weren't involved. It gives their poor readers a mix of titillation and faux outrage.

The homeless deserve their fun too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's wrong with a multi storey car park?

They can then play when it's raining

Signed

Outraged of tunbridge wells

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I don't imagine being homeless is a bundle of laughs, so if they aren't upsetting anyone, fair play to them.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I expect they need a Big Tissue

Doesn't quite work but you get the idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope I'm that much fun when I'm homeless

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

i hope they howled like hounds then and woke the dead & the neighbours.

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By *uestandpinkCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Funniest thread in ages. Hilarious even!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope I'm that much fun when I'm homeless"
More about satisfying basic human instincts I'd imagine

Sarah x

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