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I can't get meets becos of my swarve suffistikashun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not everyone can burp the national anthem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can. Duet sometime ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not everyone can burp the national anthem"

I can fart the Flight of the Bumblebee.

I can also play the recorder with my nose, mainly Sting songs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh I can't neither! Fecked if I kno's why dude it's crap innit just! Proper crap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it!

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not everyone can burp the national anthem

I can fart the Flight of the Bumblebee.

I can also play the recorder with my nose, mainly Sting songs "

Sting songs don't count speshully bloo turtles

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Not everyone can burp the national anthem"

I've just tried and I can't do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What about lighting farts to music?

Like a Disney firework show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been walking round the house all evening emiting loud and smelly farts! Even my 10 yr old son was suitably impressed!!

Wonder if that's why all my meets 'cum and go' after ten minutes?? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not to be sniffed at

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Not everyone can burp the national anthem"

Ideal for when a meet has outstayed their welcome and it is getting late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more into my Tuvan throat singing.

Goes down well if I throw some in mid meet.

Maybe even a bit of Cossack Dancing... If the mood takes me

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Not everyone can burp the national anthem

I can fart the Flight of the Bumblebee.

I can also play the recorder with my nose, mainly Sting songs "

I can do one fart over 3 octaves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not everyone can burp the national anthem

I can fart the Flight of the Bumblebee.

I can also play the recorder with my nose, mainly Sting songs

I can do one fart over 3 octaves."

We have our descant in the burp and fart philharmonic orchestra!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A fart covering three octaves should be on BGT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fart covering three octaves should be on BGT"

With all the other Arseholes

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm safistikayted, I can cum, burp, fart and roll over and fall asleep all in one swift movement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I busk in Camden Town . . I have 8 friends with differing sized heads. And i bang out the tune 'popcorn' using my spunk trumpet on each bonce to make the notes. Does that make me part of the sofistikaytid upper echalon ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I busk in Camden Town . . I have 8 friends with differing sized heads. And i bang out the tune 'popcorn' using my spunk trumpet on each bonce to make the notes. Does that make me part of the sofistikaytid upper echalon ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to fart the 1812 overture. Trouble was, when I came to the bit with guns in it, I used to have a follow through!!

I learned a serious lesson, I shall never be as good as my hero Le Petomane.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is that William B Le Petomane from blazing Saddles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has made me really giggle love a thread that makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that William B Le Petomane from blazing Saddles?"

Nope it is Joseph Pujol (June 1, 1857 – 1945) who was an entertainer and a flatulist. Check him out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who is William B LePetomane then?

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