FabSwingers.com forum: I'm so short I can't get a meet

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Really, it's true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll meet ya, I'm a short arse

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Get men to kneel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behave. You're not the shortest on here.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm so short I have to put my daughters six inch heels on to get a towel out of the airing cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am too ripped like van dam

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm surprised you get overlooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigger shoes you two

love a petite lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun sized?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So short I missed you on Friday

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Really, it's true.

Who said that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick on some huge heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the same problem

I'm too short for a lot of things

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Just face it.... you're doomed!

Unless you want to take cock up the arse.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Acording to some we're all the same size when we're laid down,

Or just use man inches and you'll be 6' tall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's measuring height?!

Be shorter bent over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Platform boots....?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't seem to have a problem and I'm a shorty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't matter when you're lying down surely???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try hanging from the ceiling to stretch out... then you can start a: "I'm too hung to get meets" threads

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Don't the nice things come in small packages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't seem to have a problem and I'm a shorty "

Is that a toy car you're standing next to?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So short I missed you on Friday

Exactly! I was looking for you too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really, it's true.

We like being small

Coupled with a cheeky smile and (cough) innocence, ya get away with all sorts

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Even my Tesco delivery guy said, 'my you are little'

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Stilts....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd like to meet with you x

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Don't the nice things come in small packages

So does poison, apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too tall for meets!

I try and wear sexy boots with heels as wearing flat shoes just doesn't look sexy on me, but then I tower above every guy I meet.

What's a girl to do? *sob*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zip it you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoa whoa whoa!

Completely unscheduled thread!

Complete anarchy will ensue...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Really, it's true.

But there are so many cute men below my preferred height range?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd bring a box for you to stand on xx

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Just face it.... you're doomed!

Unless you want to take cock up the arse."

Only if it's a little 'un. (No, not really before I get messages.)

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"I'm too tall for meets!

I try and wear sexy boots with heels as wearing flat shoes just doesn't look sexy on me, but then I tower above every guy I meet.

What's a girl to do? *sob*"

*Ahem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too tall for meets!

I try and wear sexy boots with heels as wearing flat shoes just doesn't look sexy on me, but then I tower above every guy I meet.

What's a girl to do? *sob*"

This

I'd love to be small!

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Just face it.... you're doomed!

Unless you want to take cock up the arse.

Only if it's a little 'un. (No, not really before I get messages.)"

Too small for that meat too?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

But I'm invisible so you still wouldn't see me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems to be the night to post this kinda thread

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"I'm too tall for meets!

I try and wear sexy boots with heels as wearing flat shoes just doesn't look sexy on me, but then I tower above every guy I meet.

What's a girl to do? *sob*

This

I'd love to be small! "

*Ahem, part II

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Just face it.... you're doomed!

Unless you want to take cock up the arse.

Only if it's a little 'un. (No, not really before I get messages.)

Too small for that meat too?

Yes!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It seems to be the night to post this kinda thread

I'm easily led.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd bring a box for you to stand on xx"

What if I fall off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really, it's true.

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i had to have a look awww yer are ickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really, it's true.

I'm a short arse....would you meet??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too tall for meets!

I try and wear sexy boots with heels as wearing flat shoes just doesn't look sexy on me, but then I tower above every guy I meet.

What's a girl to do? *sob*

This

I'd love to be small!

*Ahem, part II

I don't think we should be in this thread, I just trod on someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too tall for meets!

I try and wear sexy boots with heels as wearing flat shoes just doesn't look sexy on me, but then I tower above every guy I meet.

What's a girl to do? *sob*

This

I'd love to be small! "

Do you find when a guy decides to pick you up with your legs wrapped around his waist, you are terrified he's gonna drop you?

We are not some petite thing to be thrown around the bed. Wish I was sometimes.

I used to be 5'10, same as you, then I shrank with age. Lost an inch somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm surprised you get overlooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So short I missed you on Friday

Exactly! I was looking for you too.

I spent most of my time in the hot tub,

In the Shallow end actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too tall for meets!

I try and wear sexy boots with heels as wearing flat shoes just doesn't look sexy on me, but then I tower above every guy I meet.

What's a girl to do? *sob*

This

I'd love to be small!

Do you find when a guy decides to pick you up with your legs wrapped around his waist, you are terrified he's gonna drop you?

We are not some petite thing to be thrown around the bed. Wish I was sometimes.

I used to be 5'10, same as you, then I shrank with age. Lost an inch somewhere!"

Oh hun, I weigh the same as a rugby player - and I haven't yet managed a meet with one of the world's strongest man contestants - so no man would ever dare try and pick me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really, it's true.

You are kidding right!

You're a very sexy lady.

I'd meet you given half the chance x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good things come in small packages!

Well that's what I'm told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It doesn't matter when you're lying down surely???

My thoughts exactly

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

Im average height.. Perfect to meet decent height men

Dont worry i'll get ye a stepladder

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Good things come in small packages!

Well that's what I'm told

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So does poison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good things come in small packages!

Well that's what I'm told

So does poison.

Erm

what you trying to say femme?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too tall for meets!

I try and wear sexy boots with heels as wearing flat shoes just doesn't look sexy on me, but then I tower above every guy I meet.

What's a girl to do? *sob*

This

I'd love to be small!

Do you find when a guy decides to pick you up with your legs wrapped around his waist, you are terrified he's gonna drop you?

We are not some petite thing to be thrown around the bed. Wish I was sometimes.

I used to be 5'10, same as you, then I shrank with age. Lost an inch somewhere!

Oh hun, I weigh the same as a rugby player - and I haven't yet managed a meet with one of the world's strongest man contestants - so no man would ever dare try and pick me up! "

You definitely aren't missing anything, it's scary as fuck and I wish they would stop doing it. I swear one day their back is gonna go and I will end up breaking a limb!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Good things come in small packages!

Well that's what I'm told

So does poison.

Erm

what you trying to say femme?

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Nowt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good things come in small packages!

Well that's what I'm told

So does poison.

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By *yke-iteMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Small (or short) is beautiful.xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would also appear that I'm invisible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good things come in small packages!

Well that's what I'm told

So does poison.

Oi are you agreeing with femme?

A girl can get a complex you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can rebuild you. Faster, stronger, taller, slightly more unsteady on your feet.

Stilts. They are the answer.

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

"It would also appear that I'm invisible

Who said that

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"Really, it's true.

*takes lickety to one side for some 'coaching'*

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"It would also appear that I'm invisible

Who said that"

who said what....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would also appear that I'm invisible

Who said that

who said what...."

Quiet, my knees are speaking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 6"4.

Least you can stay standing instead of wearing those knees out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor you. I'm 5ft8 and batting them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 6"4.

Least you can stay standing instead of wearing those knees out!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm 6"4.

Least you can stay standing instead of wearing those knees out!

If I wore your rugby shirt do you think it would have gone down to my knees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move up to the northwest. They like tiny women here lol.

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

"I'm 6"4.

Least you can stay standing instead of wearing those knees out!

Id just sit on the edge of the bed and indulge

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Really, it's true.

I Have met you..

never mind being short .. you have beautiful boobies.. I'm sure your height really isn't that important

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

"It would also appear that I'm invisible

Who said that

who said what...."

I dont know think ive got tinnitus and hearing stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 6"4.

Least you can stay standing instead of wearing those knees out!

If I wore your rugby shirt do you think it would have gone down to my knees?

You could probably live in it let alone down to your knees xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am 5 foot and can share with Lickety some of the 6 foot plus guys I have no time for.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am bulk standardly average height wise. At least tall or short allows people to have a preference, I am just 'meh'.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I am bulk standardly average height wise. At least tall or short allows people to have a preference, I am just 'meh'."

I don't think anyone has ever referred to you as meh.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I am 5 foot and can share with Lickety some of the 6 foot plus guys I have no time for.

Thanks, that's exactly what is needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys quite like short women so I thought x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really, it's true.

I'm vertically challenged too.

They don't make diamonds as big as bricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OP is never overlooked when lying down

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Nah you've definitely grown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too tall for meets!

I try and wear sexy boots with heels as wearing flat shoes just doesn't look sexy on me, but then I tower above every guy I meet.

What's a girl to do? *sob*

This

I'd love to be small!

*Ahem, part II

I don't think we should be in this thread, I just trod on someone "

Lmfao you make me chuckle chickadee x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares! I'm 6ft 3 and had a lovely meet with a young lady who was 5ft 2, she looked like she was stood in a hole next to me

top of her head came to my chest, didn't stop us having a damn good time.

It's just a pity she can't meet in December as she's in panto every night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who cares! I'm 6ft 3 and had a lovely meet with a young lady who was 5ft 2, she looked like she was stood in a hole next to me

top of her head came to my chest, didn't stop us having a damn good time.

It's just a pity she can't meet in December as she's in panto every night

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oh no she isn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really, it's true.

It could be worse.... Watch the last episode of she devil tomorrow x

I'm short.... But was never short of meets when I was active !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember, a little person is for life, not just for Halloween, even if they do get to dress in some of the best costumes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it dosnt matter how big or small you are it,s nigh near impossible to get a meet on here .

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"Bigger shoes you two

love a petite lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amy Im 5ft 6 and would meet you willingly. There are height requirements for some ladies, 6ft plus etc so each to their own. You should get a meet though no problem. Date me!

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

"I'm 6"4.

Least you can stay standing instead of wearing those knees out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really, it's true.

Isn't really is it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Just meet really tall guys so you don't need to kneel down. I'm still looking for this, though he could always stand on a box.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Methinks the lady is joshing........

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

"Really, it's true.

My ex was 4'11" x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remember, a little person is for life, not just for Halloween, even if they do get to dress in some of the best costumes..."
once the panto season is over, put them back in the box

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Really, it's true.

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time to grow up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it like the usual tall stories you see on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick on some huge heels

"Unless you want to take cock up the arse."

I like this thread

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Well it like the usual tall stories you see on here

More of a shaggy dog story.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Well it like the usual tall stories you see on here

More of a shaggy dog story. "

What sort of dog? One of those stylish ones you can fit in a handbag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More of an afghan Tina

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

It's fair to say you are incredibly tiny but I would have thought that might appeal to men because you make their cocks look bigger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do believe she get hundreds of offers, but might be to selective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

while we're on about heights did you know statistically only 1 out of 7 dwarfs are happy.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's fair to say you are incredibly tiny but I would have thought that might appeal to men because you make their cocks look bigger?"

Is that why I get the few offers I do get?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I do believe she get hundreds of offers, but might be to selective

The last time I got hundreds of offers was the day I created the profile. But I am fussy too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The last time I got hundreds of offers was the day I created the profile.

Ahhh, nothing like being 'fresh meat'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really, it's true.

My ex was 4'11" x"

Errr 4'10" here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so short I have to put my daughters six inch heels on to get a towel out of the airing cupboard

Lmao

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Really, it's true.

Haha...sorry sweetie, that just made me laugh

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

"I am 5 foot and can share with Lickety some of the 6 foot plus guys I have no time for.

Thanks, that's exactly what is needed.

At might height it would save you both on knee pads

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I am 5 foot and can share with Lickety some of the 6 foot plus guys I have no time for.

Thanks, that's exactly what is needed.

At might height it would save you both on knee pads

You could stack us so that you can kiss one all at the same time.

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Good things come in small parcels so they say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love being short ... So what if my husband refers to me as "hobbit"!?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I love being short ... So what if my husband refers to me as "hobbit"!?"

At the last social Mr No Winks asked if I was the same species as everyone else and Chippy called me an Oompah Loompah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love being short ... So what if my husband refers to me as "hobbit"!?

At the last social Mr No Winks asked if I was the same species as everyone else and Chippy called me an Oompah Loompah!"

ouch!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I love being short ... So what if my husband refers to me as "hobbit"!?

At the last social Mr No Winks asked if I was the same species as everyone else and Chippy called me an Oompah Loompah!

ouch!"

I know! I'm obviously a Weeble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love being short ... So what if my husband refers to me as "hobbit"!?

At the last social Mr No Winks asked if I was the same species as everyone else and Chippy called me an Oompah Loompah!

ouch!

I know! I'm obviously a Weeble.

And thats why you can't get meets. No one can get you on your back long enough before you right yourself

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I love being short ... So what if my husband refers to me as "hobbit"!?

At the last social Mr No Winks asked if I was the same species as everyone else and Chippy called me an Oompah Loompah!

ouch!

I know! I'm obviously a Weeble.

And thats why you can't get meets. No one can get you on your back long enough before you right yourself

But I'm fun to play with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love being short ... So what if my husband refers to me as "hobbit"!?

At the last social Mr No Winks asked if I was the same species as everyone else and Chippy called me an Oompah Loompah!

ouch!

I know! I'm obviously a Weeble.

And thats why you can't get meets. No one can get you on your back long enough before you right yourself

But I'm fun to play with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wish you were closer, I love short women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really, it's true.

I feel your pain sister.

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