FabSwingers.com forum: Is that little voice in your head.....

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

...speaking again?

What's it saying now?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Log out as Im on one

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Did I leave the iron on? I must get on with work today no perving. Should I stop killing and skinning people when I get to 100?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop procrastinating you lazy bitch!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Go and get on with what you should be doing, you lazy mare. You'll regret it if you don't.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Shall I have another coffee?

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Please go to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its telling people to shut the fuck up

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Is telling me to walk the dog before I have lunch.

Claire

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

You have 8 minutes of your break left. Avoid answering the work phone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its telling people to shut the fuck up

They havn't listened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore it,it's just a baby. It doesn't know crawling in and out of a paper bag is annoying

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

"You have 8 minutes of your break left. Avoid answering the work phone!"

I know the feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did I return to the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did I return to the forums

To give us a view of your bum. Thank you very much

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

E Suffolk

sex.....I'm a bloke so every twenty (sex) seconds I find the voice (sex) saying sex...................(sex) see I told you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank or lunch first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate and death to all humans

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Wank or lunch first? "
Hello honey.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Im working tonight why aren't I asleep

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Maybe I will have Tea instead of Coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat the fresh cream meringue out the fridge and deny all knowledge...blame the gas man

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Eat the fresh cream meringue out the fridge and deny all knowledge...blame the gas man "
What would the gasman be doing in your fridge?

Blame Mister Nobody...everyone knows he's a sneaky fucker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...speaking again?

What's it saying now?

it's say i could do with a shag

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

Hurry up and answer your PMs and DO NOT go perving around on chat coz you'll never get to Chams if you start that malarky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't fall asle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I take one or three bottles of wine to my Daughters tomorrow. It's her birthday and grand opening of her new business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I take one or three bottles of wine to my Daughters tomorrow. It's her birthday and grand opening of her new business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat the fresh cream meringue out the fridge and deny all knowledge...blame the gas man What would the gasman be doing in your fridge?

Blame Mister Nobody...everyone knows he's a sneaky fucker."

The gas man was in the fridge last week...he made me a cuppa while he was here and emptied the bin. Hoping it's the same one this afternoon.

Anyway Mr.Nobody ate the last of the chocolate fingers last night...it would be too much of a coincidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not wrong to eat all the Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...speaking again?

What's it saying now?

I can't say sadly the forum rules dictate it wouldn't be acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck your diet go and eat that block of strawberry ice cream that is in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got headache! Graham Norton or bed. Bed empty. Why bed empty? Bloody horny. Got headache! Bloody horny though! Ah well!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I can see Funky's monkey!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Its saying go to sleep as you got to get up in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play. Sleep. No, play. No, sleep. PLAY.... SLEEP....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Jaffa cakes were not enough, open that biscuit jar NOW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I can't wait to see my FWB's face when he sees the Xmas present I'm getting him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the spanner off the walrus.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do I get the car cleaned or is it waste of time as it's going to rain this week?

That line would go well in the piece you're writing, don't forget it.

Should I take chocolate or biscuits to choir tonight?

Find out about yoga classes in Bristol.

Don't forget your 2pm appointment.

Book theatre tickets for next week.

Why am I procrastinating when I have things to do?

My voice is too busy today. Must get it to shut up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batter your colleague who won't shut up singing random carols

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I here?

Why are easy things made more difficult by people?

Why don't people just get it?!

(all work related).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...speaking again?

What's it saying now?

There's an internal monologue going on about whether to put the heating on, or to put a jumper on, or to just stay snuggled up on the sofa

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Feed me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all about the bass, about the bass, more treble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now mine's saying why am I one of the few who have face pics on my public pics?

Is it coz I is brave - Or is it coz I is stupid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its willing some people to bend

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"its willing some people to bend

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How far?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...speaking again?

What's it saying now?

Holidays are coming, holidays are coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its willing some people to bend

How far?

as far as they are willing to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the fuck bought granola when there's a bottle of cobra in the fridge

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