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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I put my chocolate biscuits in the fridge near the jar of "Lazy Garlic". Now my biscuits taste faintly of garlic .

Anyone else done something so daft?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Yep, last night I had an onion-flavoured melon after I forgot to wash the chopping board.

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"

I put my chocolate biscuits in the fridge near the jar of "Lazy Garlic". Now my biscuits taste faintly of garlic .

Anyone else done something so daft?"

yes got married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I deleted my single fem profile in a pmt fuelled rage so I have to start all over again....hate being a newbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allowed my OH to touch me in a delicate place after he'd been messing around earlier with a ghost chilli sauce

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I chopped everything for my slow cooker then had a banana - banana and garlic do not go!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Allowed my OH to touch me in a delicate place after he'd been messing around earlier with a ghost chilli sauce "
Ouchie!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Biscuits should never go in the fridge, chocolate or otherwise. I'm outraged!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Allowed my OH to touch me in a delicate place after he'd been messing around earlier with a ghost chilli sauce Ouchie! "

Major ouchie!

Foofoo on fire

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Allowed my OH to touch me in a delicate place after he'd been messing around earlier with a ghost chilli sauce Ouchie!

Major ouchie!

Foofoo on fire"
Your whooooha must have gone whooooha!

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"Allowed my OH to touch me in a delicate place after he'd been messing around earlier with a ghost chilli sauce Ouchie!

Major ouchie!

Foofoo on fire"

I know a woman who loves that. She used to make a chilli with her boyfriend, get him to mash up the chillis by hand and then masturbate her. She orgasmed from the burning of the juice on her clit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Allowed my OH to touch me in a delicate place after he'd been messing around earlier with a ghost chilli sauce Ouchie!

Major ouchie!

Foofoo on fire

I know a woman who loves that. She used to make a chilli with her boyfriend, get him to mash up the chillis by hand and then masturbate her. She orgasmed from the burning of the juice on her clit! "

A hot tingling sensation is rather nice and this started off nice and got hotter and hotter....

A furnace on the fanny isn't so pleasureable

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"

I put my chocolate biscuits in the fridge near the jar of "Lazy Garlic". Now my biscuits taste faintly of garlic .

Anyone else done something so daft?"

I love chocolate and garlic but not together

Throw biscuits out and get fresh ones

sod the expense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once rubbed my eye whilst chopping chillis. It did smart a bit. Still could have been worse I could have scratched my arse

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Biscuits should never go in the fridge, chocolate or otherwise. I'm outraged! "

I think you will find there is an ancient by-law in these parts that states and I quote

"It shall henceforth be deemed a heinous crime punishable by forfeit of two goats or one cow to keep chocolate biscuits outsideth of refrigerator"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Allowed my OH to touch me in a delicate place after he'd been messing around earlier with a ghost chilli sauce Ouchie!

Major ouchie!

Foofoo on fire"

lol sounds like a kings of leon parody

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"Allowed my OH to touch me in a delicate place after he'd been messing around earlier with a ghost chilli sauce "

Nice if you are into that type of thing, ouch.

Did something similar. I put on a very hot muscle warm up balm on my balls, I had put it on my thighs and shins. I was doing my inner thighs when my hand brushed my balls, how I raced I never know. But it was definitely great balls of fire that day.

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