FabSwingers.com forum: Time On The Loo

By *exine x OP Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

This isn't meant to be dirty, filthy or anything else but when the male goes for a sit down it's normally at least a 20 minute session.

This is especially true now there is so much "On Throne" entertainment using the iPhone/iPad.

On the other hand, females are usually in out quick as a flash!

Is this the general rule? Thoughts people lol.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Im usually about 7 minutes wether Im playing Angry Birds or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If women are in and out in a flash why are there always queues out of the door in womens toilets?

Drives me mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoosh n flush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and this is why I loathe handling other peoples tablets and smartphones....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love that 15 minutes on my throne on my own time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was Jack not Vera btw!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...and this is why I loathe handling other peoples tablets and smartphones...."

Do you have to on a day to day basis?

Oooh yuk

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"This isn't meant to be dirty, filthy or anything else but when the male goes for a sit down it's normally at least a 20 minute session.

This is especially true now there is so much "On Throne" entertainment using the iPhone/iPad.

On the other hand, females are usually in out quick as a flash!

Is this the general rule? Thoughts people lol.

No not me in and out in the morning 5 mins cant stand the smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality time

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By *exine x OP Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

I think you have a secret door in there that leads to a mass orgy.

A bit like the Lion, Witch and the wardrobe but on a much naughtier scale lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shit is gods little equalizer and his way of bringing us all down to the same level,,whether you are the prince of Monaco.queen Cleopatra.elvis Presley.marilyn Monroe or a d*unken tramp living on the streets of London..everyone shits smells basicly the same..its a nice thought knowing that my shite is very similar to that of Robert de niro or brad pitt or any other Hollywood A lister..yes I enjoy my 15 minutes on the throne as the shithouse is a very good place to philosophise and ponder on the meaning of life..

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By *exine x OP Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

"shit is gods little equalizer and his way of bringing us all down to the same level,,whether you are the prince of Monaco.queen Cleopatra.elvis Presley.marilyn Monroe or a d*unken tramp living on the streets of London..everyone shits smells basicly the same..its a nice thought knowing that my shite is very similar to that of Robert de niro or brad pitt or any other Hollywood A lister..yes I enjoy my 15 minutes on the throne as the shithouse is a very good place to philosophise and ponder on the meaning of life..

Like it. Like it a lot.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"...and this is why I loathe handling other peoples tablets and smartphones...."

yep! Bleurgh

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