FabSwingers.com forum: Sexist "Euphemisms"

By *omCoyote OP Man
over a year ago

Northern England

Wrong, but funny nevertheless.

I heard this one the other day. The "Angry Pirate":

Well, you bend the lass (or indeed lad if you're that way inclined) in question over, stick it up her / his arse & fuck her / him.

When you're about to cum, whip it out & shoot your load in her / his eye - she / he puts her hand over her eye (of course); Then you kick her / him hard in the shin & she / he hops up & down on her / his good leg, shouting "AAAAARRRRRRRRR".

Crikey, the lengths one has to go to so as not be thought of as a misogynist!

Anyway, anyone care to contribute any more?