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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Due to the somewhat dizzying array of topics which come up with frightening regularity, may I suggest that forum posters keep to a precise regime, freeing up space for other topics.

All single men are bastards - daily 09.00 and 14.00 ( post and pre school run)

Cheating bastards - 18.30 and 20.30 (to avoid clashing with the soaps)

Look at me threads (male) - 23.30 Friday only after last orders.

Look at me (female) - Sunday 11.00 before Sunday Dinner.

Kiss, fuck, lick, stick, bang, blow, rub, suck, slap, marry, avoid, block - 04.00 daily when it is quiet enough for people to keep track of.

Lack of "quality" rants - Wednesday 12.00 allowing sufficient time for enough messages from non quality people to justify the rant.

Who has the best/worst biggest etc. - once a fortnight to allow time for ego's to recover to normal proportions.

Face Pic Friday - Approved as a standing forum topic.

Monthly Posts

Use of filters rant - First Monday of a calendar month.

Bye bye - please restrict your look at me/ persuade me to stay threads to a friday, clearing the servers for fresh members to find the site on a Saturday.

Block - all whines about blocks to occur last Sunday of a month.

Bi-annual posts

Fab Clique. Can only be called outright every 32 weeks. The clique can be mentioned in whispered tones in other forums but only get its own thread occasionally.

Other occurences

Single guys are ok - 29th February.

Feel free to add any I may have missed

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

big beautiful women ...how did you overlook that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have a limit on the number of pass the popcorn comments too please? One a week per user maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh That seriously made me tittle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or at least mix it up with Nachos now and then

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

How big is WE?

Peoples' right to preferences without them being in any way prejudiced (bonus points if 'each to their own' gets used within the first three replies

Straight guys wondering if sucking cock makes them gay

Squirting - what is it? How is it done? Who does it? Why does it matter?

And a plethora of others. I trust the OP to schedule accordingly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"big beautiful women ...how did you overlook that ?"

Oh my!

Bbw v skinny - That has to be an early one 08.00 allowing time for the White Knights to mount their trusty steeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When are the 'how big is average/WE/VWE?' allowed? I was hoping to start one tomorrow, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I will have to catalogue all these and timetable accordingly

*grabs notebook, pen, and popcorn flavoured nachos*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will have to catalogue all these and timetable accordingly

*grabs notebook, pen, and popcorn flavoured nachos*"

I'm glad you didn't say nacho flavoured popcorn. I don't really like popcorn except toffee crisp popcorn you can only get at the cinema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear.. You forgot bbc, bbw, Bi guys bashing....to name a few off the top if my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A total ban on any reference to snot threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaha that's superb!!

I feel we need to remind forum users of the standard disclaimers when posting on shall we say the sensitive repeated threads listed above ^^

"Each to their own"

"In my opinion"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and young men v older men...I ought to stop contributing to that one really.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

When are the 'Whats wrong with my profile' threads allowed??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What times are available for The fake vs real thread ? ..... Need to post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving the organised chaos x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You forgot the Christmas threads even though its only November.

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By *igboobies42Woman
over a year ago

Essex

This thread has really made me giggle. Thanks for brightening up the last little bit of the weekend x

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I don't see Timewasters on the schedule

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By *SweetVioletxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I would totally support this schedule - you would also need to add limits to the "live and let live" "everyone has a preference" "moral police" and "judgmental" comments. Maybe one per person per day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah I see no slot for Cut or Uncut .....put that after Shaved or natural

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Oh no! We forgot the bareback mention...

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

Can we ban the use of the word UNLOS its really fucking annoying

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By *SweetVioletxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I don't see Timewasters on the schedule "

They're rebels and throw the whole schedule off kilter x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Morning threads??

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Nice work!

Is the 'who's still up' one scheduled for? How about political meanderings? Oh and all the '...ist' ones, possibly some time allowed for anything but fab related news?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Morning threads?? "

It's Bora Da. Don't you know nuffink Femme!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot the "trying hard to be funny" brigade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A total ban on any reference to snot threads"

This I'm still in recovery

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Lovely to see these.

Perhaps costrain 'genuine or fake' at the same time as picture collectors.

Celebrities you'd shag, an annual listing?

What is the restriction to be on reminding users that this is not instantshag.com etc? Never permitted?

What's the tv programme du jour's slot? Where any 'good' show I s discussed or if any show has a hint ty hat someone on it may just have been a swinger?

In my shame, I must desist from using UNLOS ever again. Free bullets will be provided for you, should I do it again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How the hell have we forgot about avatar challebges???? and the lotto threads.....HELLO!!!!!!! That one actually costs you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you forget the inevitable Kiss Pass Fuck games?

And I absolutely reserve the right to post a 'feelgood thread' whenever I think it's required - and so can anyone else! We had a blast with today's!! xx

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

How can we have forgotten Sydney University

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

And some of us actually have a beard ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning threads??

It's Bora Da. Don't you know nuffink Femme!"

Actually it's Bore da - get it right!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need to get a bigger notepad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tatts vs no tatts. Tall men, short women. What would you do if you saw someone in the street/someone you know messaged you threads...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the paranoid wierdo threads that think everyone is aiming other posts at them, is that best kept for shot through sundays

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Not forgetting:

How do you identify a swinger in your local supermarket?

My arm/leg/knob has fallen off. I'm sure the population of fab know better than the NHS - what should I do?

If two straight guys accidentally look at each others cocks during group play - can they catch the ghey?

And

Should I bang the hot new milf next door/my mates mum/my GF's sister/my new boss?

A

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

How about the 'if I shag a tranny, does that make me...' threads?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I must be seriously off my game missing these ever so popular threads!

We have had an early "must be cheating - daytime meeting" thread...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Can we have a limit on the number of pass the popcorn comments too please? One a week per user maybe? "

Thats so fucking shit, its not funny anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we have a limit on the number of pass the popcorn comments too please? One a week per user maybe?

Thats so fucking shit, its not funny anymore."

Someone pass the popcorn

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Can we have a limit on the number of pass the popcorn comments too please? One a week per user maybe? "

I never say it so someone can have my quota

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Due to the somewhat dizzying array of topics which come up with frightening regularity, may I suggest that forum posters keep to a precise regime, freeing up space for other topics.

All single men are bastards - daily 09.00 and 14.00 ( post and pre school run)

Cheating bastards - 18.30 and 20.30 (to avoid clashing with the soaps)

Look at me threads (male) - 23.30 Friday only after last orders.

Look at me (female) - Sunday 11.00 before Sunday Dinner.

Kiss, fuck, lick, stick, bang, blow, rub, suck, slap, marry, avoid, block - 04.00 daily when it is quiet enough for people to keep track of.

Lack of "quality" rants - Wednesday 12.00 allowing sufficient time for enough messages from non quality people to justify the rant.

Who has the best/worst biggest etc. - once a fortnight to allow time for ego's to recover to normal proportions.

Face Pic Friday - Approved as a standing forum topic.

Monthly Posts

Use of filters rant - First Monday of a calendar month.

Bye bye - please restrict your look at me/ persuade me to stay threads to a friday, clearing the servers for fresh members to find the site on a Saturday.

Block - all whines about blocks to occur last Sunday of a month.

Bi-annual posts

Fab Clique. Can only be called outright every 32 weeks. The clique can be mentioned in whispered tones in other forums but only get its own thread occasionally.

Other occurences

Single guys are ok - 29th February.

Feel free to add any I may have missed

"
At work, chuckling away to myself, like a loon at this

Sarah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must be seriously off my game missing these ever so popular threads!

We have had an early "must be cheating - daytime meeting" thread... "

I do hope you're spreadsheet skills are up to this task !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have noticed a few rogue posts today, i may be some time writing them all down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How as everyone missed Bareback?

How else is everyone gonna get the chance to jump up on the pedestal and tell the world how much of an angel they are, we need to somehow let everyone know how many hundred checks we have a week and that we don't play without condoms!

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By *ndy8goldMan
over a year ago

blackburn

N what about the obvious one lol

Marmite. Love it or hate it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Marmite has recently become a hot topic (although not involving me)

Bareback Wednesdays are on the list so you have plenty of time to board the outrage bus.

Just had a My cock is too big for Anal thread. A creative twist on Look at me I thought...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Cheese on toast every other week only.

What are we drinking/the bar is open only on Friday and Saturdays - I'm becoming a virtual alcoholic here.

Cake as when, of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cakes anytime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i see one more " whats wrong with me" you wont hear me but i will scream

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bu when do we have the recurring Forum Schedule posts. They are starting to get more frequent, so best to plan ahead.

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

What about the milf ones?? How old would u go?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think we need an updated master list/schedule to ensure compliance. There probably should be 'Anyone searching for me Grey?' too. As with bareback, these allow the high horse jumpers onto a firm favorite. Suggested as permitted once per millennium.

How far would you travel? posts. Once per month? We all know we'll go further when desperate or if the recipient has some hot pics up.

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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago

Derby

Good Morning posts...

Definitely NOT On a Monday... first day of the working week and (probably) no chance of playing on Monday because it's a school day.

Same goes for Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. And Sunday because Monday is the first day of the week.

So please, Good mornings only on Fridays and Saturdays.

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By *r and mrs willingCouple
over a year ago

SOUTH WEST & WALES

I hope you will be able to find a suitable slot for my favourite - spellin n grammer + . ,? ! ' "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope you will be able to find a suitable slot for my favourite - spellin n grammer + . ,? ! ' " "

Dewly noated

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Knicker sniffing... it's like buses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knicker sniffing... it's like buses!

"

Yes...I never seem to able to get the change right and there's always an unpleasant smell or someone sat where you want to be sat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yummy cocks tuesday and variations thereof it appears

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