FabSwingers.com forum: Farting

By *harpDressed Man OP Man
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

We all do it, but usually only in private.

However, when you're sitting chatting and suddenly realise you have one ready to go...just as they start sucking your cock...you have to hold it.

But then you've had your cock sucked...so reciprocation must take place...so you hold it.

By this time, the lady has become sufficiently moist for coitus to take place...so you hold it some more...

...which is fucking tricky by this time!

No wonder the stereotype is that a man farts when he rolls off.....he's held it for 3 hours by then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only once farted when getting a BJ and it didn't get completed!

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

3 HOURS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bloody hell most let it go after 3 mins when they done lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

get a dog

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

get a dog"

I know they have long tongues...

but I think you can get prosecuted for that!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

get a dog

I know they have long tongues...

but I think you can get prosecuted for that!

hahaahaha!!!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

get a dog

I know they have long tongues...

but I think you can get prosecuted for that!

hahaahaha!!!!"

It's too true. I was in Court for fucking a dog and the Judge said "Really Mr Mush how low can a man get"?

"I've had a dachshund your honour."

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

get a dog

I know they have long tongues...

but I think you can get prosecuted for that!

hahaahaha!!!!

It's too true. I was in Court for fucking a dog and the Judge said "Really Mr Mush how low can a man get"?

"I've had a dachshund your honour.""

stop it...i keep needing to clean my screen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No comment except don't ever blame a dog, as dogs have feelings too!

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By *orthernlad57Man
over a year ago

Bolton

i farted other nite good job was silent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i farted other nite good job was silent

silent but deadly....like a stealth ninja

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