FabSwingers.com forum: The Ten Commandments of a single guy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Ten Commandments of a single guy on fab are......

Thou shall not post a message, then post it again and again hoping persistence pays off

Thou shall have a face pic at least available to send with a message

Thou shall not be married and state you are single

Thou shall not expect a hook up within an hour of joining

Mans cock and sky remote shall not lay together

Thou shall not ask the forum why I'm getting no meets

Thou shall read the profile not just look at the dirty pics

Thou shall respect people's boundarys and not get arsey if you get rejected

Thou shall not chase bbw ladies because you think they are an easy lay, there not.

Thou shall not covert thy neighbours ass unless invited to do so

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Ten Commandments of a single guy on fab are......

Thou shall not post a message, then post it again and again hoping persistence pays off

Thou shall have a face pic at least available to send with a message

Thou shall not be married and state you are single

Thou shall not expect a hook up within an hour of joining

Mans cock and sky remote shall not lay together

Thou shall not ask the forum why I'm getting no meets

Thou shall read the profile not just look at the dirty pics

Thou shall respect people's boundarys and not get arsey if you get rejected

Thou shall not chase bbw ladies because you think they are an easy lay, there not.

Thou shall not covert thy neighbours ass unless invited to do so

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Ten Commandments of a single guy on fab are......

Thou shall not post a message, then post it again and again hoping persistence pays off

Thou shall have a face pic at least available to send with a message

Thou shall not be married and state you are single

Thou shall not expect a hook up within an hour of joining

Mans cock and sky remote shall not lay together

Thou shall not ask the forum why I'm getting no meets

Thou shall read the profile not just look at the dirty pics

Thou shall respect people's boundarys and not get arsey if you get rejected

Thou shall not chase bbw ladies because you think they are an easy lay, there not.

Thou shall not covert thy neighbours ass unless invited to do so

Lol

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think these should go on the tips and advice page

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mans cock and sky remote shall not lay together

Dvd remote is kinder...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mans cock and sky remote shall not lay together

Dvd remote is kinder..."

My DVD remote is tiny it just looks like cheating to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall conduct thyself with respect, both to thyself and to others at all times

Thou shall not compromise thy own principles, or the principles of others, to lay with another man's wife.

Covet thy neighbours ass, but remember they may not be into the lifestyle.

Thou shall not not take pictures in thine (or any other persons) water closet.

Do not covet false idols - a ladies Mimsy is not thy God.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Great thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not covert thy neighbours ass unless invited to do so

Lol

My neighbour doesn't own a donkey, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mans cock and sky remote shall not lay together

Dvd remote is kinder...

My DVD remote is tiny it just looks like cheating to me lol"

I won't judge you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mans cock and sky remote shall not lay together

Dvd remote is kinder...

My DVD remote is tiny it just looks like cheating to me lol

I won't judge you...

When you put your manhood next to a sky remote you just asking to be judged lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Ten Commandments of a single guy on fab are......

Thou shall not post a message, then post it again and again hoping persistence pays off

Thou shall have a face pic at least available to send with a message

Thou shall not be married and state you are single

Thou shall not expect a hook up within an hour of joining

Mans cock and sky remote shall not lay together

Thou shall not ask the forum why I'm getting no meets

Thou shall read the profile not just look at the dirty pics

Thou shall respect people's boundarys and not get arsey if you get rejected

Thou shall not chase bbw ladies because you think they are an easy lay, there not.

Thou shall not covert thy neighbours ass unless invited to do so

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Ten Commandments of a single guy on fab are......

Thou shall not post a message, then post it again and again hoping persistence pays off

Thou shall have a face pic at least available to send with a message

Thou shall not be married and state you are single

Thou shall not expect a hook up within an hour of joining

Mans cock and sky remote shall not lay together

Thou shall not ask the forum why I'm getting no meets

Thou shall read the profile not just look at the dirty pics

Thou shall respect people's boundarys and not get arsey if you get rejected

Thou shall not chase bbw ladies because you think they are an easy lay, there not.

Thou shall not covert thy neighbours ass unless invited to do so

Lol

Excellent - and above all 'Though shalt retain thy sense of humour at all times - as thy wilt definitely bloody need it on here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shall conduct thyself with respect, both to thyself and to others at all times

Thou shall not compromise thy own principles, or the principles of others, to lay with another man's wife.

Covet thy neighbours ass, but remember they may not be into the lifestyle.

Thou shall not not take pictures in thine (or any other persons) water closet.

Do not covet false idols - a ladies Mimsy is not thy God.

Much prefer this list. Has more self respect about it.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Mans cock and sky remote shall not lay together

Dvd remote is kinder...

My DVD remote is tiny it just looks like cheating to me lol"

looking at my Apple TV remote

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Thou shalt not assume that just because someone is online they are looking to meet.

Thou shalt not tell fibs about the size of ones winky.

Thou shalt not confuse politeness for a desire to fuck your brains out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thou shalt not assume that just because someone is online they are looking to meet.

Thou shalt not tell fibs about the size of ones winky.

Thou shalt not confuse politeness for a desire to fuck your brains out.

Winky lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot

Thou shalt not put 30 pics of your member in various states of arousal on your profile

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Thou shall conduct thyself with respect, both to thyself and to others at all times

Thou shall not compromise thy own principles, or the principles of others, to lay with another man's wife.

Covet thy neighbours ass, but remember they may not be into the lifestyle.

Thou shall not not take pictures in thine (or any other persons) water closet.

Do not covet false idols - a ladies Mimsy is not thy God.

Much prefer this list. Has more self respect about it."

I think both lists should be combined and read as one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regarding the Sky Remote commandment. My spam javelin can select channels and alter volume on the telly . . Should I include that feature in my profile ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not inform anyone when visiting a hotel/BnB/airport/workplace in another area

Thou shalt not cut and paste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I follow these rules without exception everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thou shalt not assume that just because someone is online they are looking to meet.

Thou shalt not tell fibs about the size of ones winky.

Thou shalt not confuse politeness for a desire to fuck your brains out.

Thou shalt not put pics of other guys cocks on ones profile and pretend they are yours!

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

I think the thread should be renamed as we now have considerably more than just 10 commandments ... why not "The Unbreakable Rules for Single Guys (which may be added to at any time should the ladies think of a new rule)"

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