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Marshmallow meltdown

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had a marshmallow meltdown earlier.

Normal service has now resumed.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What colour was it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What colour was it?

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White and freakishly large...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What colour was it?

White and freakishly large... "

You toasted my penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been looking for handmade marshmallows for ages ..does anyone know where they sell them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What colour was it?

White and freakishly large... "

From morrisons? ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like melted marshmallows but I feel I may have missed the essence of this post white mallow always taste better than pink....even though they're the same flavour.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What colour was it?

White and freakishly large... "

Just pass it off as something else, clean it up and walk away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been looking for handmade marshmallows for ages ..does anyone know where they sell them x "

Look up a recipe on you tube? I can't remember off the top of my head, but they sounded fairly simple to make, a bit like jelly.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


" I like melted marshmallows but I feel I may have missed the essence of this post white mallow always taste better than pink....even though they're the same flavour."

The Refreshers ones are good, if we're talking marshmallow flavours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What colour was it?

White and freakishly large...

Just pass it off as something else, clean it up and walk away.

"

It was like that film...you know the one....

The Blob.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What colour was it?

White and freakishly large...

From morrisons? ..."

No in *whispers* Tesco.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been looking for handmade marshmallows for ages ..does anyone know where they sell them x

Look up a recipe on you tube? I can't remember off the top of my head, but they sounded fairly simple to make, a bit like jelly."

Thanks ...I've not even thought about making them myself ...looks like it's time to get my hands dirty lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What colour was it?

White and freakishly large...

Just pass it off as something else, clean it up and walk away.

It was like that film...you know the one....

The Blob."

Sometimes that's the way your marshmallow melts. If you can't clear it up you just have to consign it all to the bin and still walk away.

My marshmallow has melted when I have left it in the fire for too long. Sometimes I had a bigger marshmallow on the end of the stick than I thought sometimes it was smaller. When it's all melty it just looks such a horrible mess and cleaning up is so much effort but it's possible and there are new marshmallows to toast and get it just right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What colour was it?

White and freakishly large...

Just pass it off as something else, clean it up and walk away.

It was like that film...you know the one....

The Blob.

Sometimes that's the way your marshmallow melts. If you can't clear it up you just have to consign it all to the bin and still walk away.

My marshmallow has melted when I have left it in the fire for too long. Sometimes I had a bigger marshmallow on the end of the stick than I thought sometimes it was smaller. When it's all melty it just looks such a horrible mess and cleaning up is so much effort but it's possible and there are new marshmallows to toast and get it just right.

"

A philosophical look at marshmallow melting....refreshing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What colour was it?

White and freakishly large...

Just pass it off as something else, clean it up and walk away.

It was like that film...you know the one....

The Blob.

Sometimes that's the way your marshmallow melts. If you can't clear it up you just have to consign it all to the bin and still walk away.

My marshmallow has melted when I have left it in the fire for too long. Sometimes I had a bigger marshmallow on the end of the stick than I thought sometimes it was smaller. When it's all melty it just looks such a horrible mess and cleaning up is so much effort but it's possible and there are new marshmallows to toast and get it just right.

"

It....*sobs* it was in my hair, (MY HAIR!)...on my chin, on my clothes, all down the side of the cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What colour was it?

White and freakishly large...

Just pass it off as something else, clean it up and walk away.

It was like that film...you know the one....

The Blob.

Sometimes that's the way your marshmallow melts. If you can't clear it up you just have to consign it all to the bin and still walk away.

My marshmallow has melted when I have left it in the fire for too long. Sometimes I had a bigger marshmallow on the end of the stick than I thought sometimes it was smaller. When it's all melty it just looks such a horrible mess and cleaning up is so much effort but it's possible and there are new marshmallows to toast and get it just right.

A philosophical look at marshmallow melting....refreshing.

"

Yes you are right.

I am forgetting there will be other marshmallows to come.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What colour was it?

White and freakishly large...

Just pass it off as something else, clean it up and walk away.

It was like that film...you know the one....

The Blob.

Sometimes that's the way your marshmallow melts. If you can't clear it up you just have to consign it all to the bin and still walk away.

My marshmallow has melted when I have left it in the fire for too long. Sometimes I had a bigger marshmallow on the end of the stick than I thought sometimes it was smaller. When it's all melty it just looks such a horrible mess and cleaning up is so much effort but it's possible and there are new marshmallows to toast and get it just right.

It....*sobs* it was in my hair, (MY HAIR!)...on my chin, on my clothes, all down the side of the cupboard.

"

You know you aren't going to cut off your hair, you know you can change your clothes and you know you have to clean up the sides of the cupboards. Then it's just a story.

A bit like the one about the mouse in my hair or the spider in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What colour was it?

White and freakishly large...

Just pass it off as something else, clean it up and walk away.

It was like that film...you know the one....

The Blob.

Sometimes that's the way your marshmallow melts. If you can't clear it up you just have to consign it all to the bin and still walk away.

My marshmallow has melted when I have left it in the fire for too long. Sometimes I had a bigger marshmallow on the end of the stick than I thought sometimes it was smaller. When it's all melty it just looks such a horrible mess and cleaning up is so much effort but it's possible and there are new marshmallows to toast and get it just right.

It....*sobs* it was in my hair, (MY HAIR!)...on my chin, on my clothes, all down the side of the cupboard.

You know you aren't going to cut off your hair, you know you can change your clothes and you know you have to clean up the sides of the cupboards. Then it's just a story.

A bit like the one about the mouse in my hair or the spider in my mouth.

"

Oh christ!

Hahaha....that reminds me of a bat in my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is worth two in the loft

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is worth two in the loft"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've never had a toasted marshmallow

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've never had a toasted marshmallow

"

Handle with care - they can melt or you can bite into them when they will feel like molten lava in your mouth. However, if you like burnt sugar then you'll enjoy a toasted marshmallow.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

A bit like the one about the mouse in my hair or the spider in my mouth.

Oh christ!

Hahaha....that reminds me of a bat in my hair."

Did it flap?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

A bit like the one about the mouse in my hair or the spider in my mouth.

Oh christ!

Hahaha....that reminds me of a bat in my hair.

Did it flap? "

Flapped like a flannelette sheet on the washing line on a windy day.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

A bit like the one about the mouse in my hair or the spider in my mouth.

Oh christ!

Hahaha....that reminds me of a bat in my hair.

Did it flap?

Flapped like a flannelette sheet on the washing line on a windy day."

Things in my hair is up there in my top ten unreasonable fears.

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