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man going to get eaten by anaconda

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

will be shown soon on discovery ..think I will go in a snake why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freakiest thing ever :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck that, he for real?

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

hes going to be wearing a suit I want to see how they get him out

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What if the anaconda isn't hungry?

I thought the way that snakes eat is by squeezing/crushing their food so won't he get crushed?

I feel sorry for the snake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think the snake gets killed to recover the guy being eaten

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"think the snake gets killed to recover the guy being eaten "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think its on this weekend and from what i read its live. Agreed, don't like snakes but cruel all the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor snake.................how'd they sell that one to TV execs?...............'hey boss, I've got a great idea for telly......let me get eaten by a magnificent creature then kill it to save me'

All sounds a bit wrong and I feel sorry for the poor animal, to lose its life in pursuit of entertainment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought they had him attached to a rope and were going to pull him out?

All the same. Cruelty to animals

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

fucking ridiculous.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we nominate the PM as the one eaten.

Then again even snakes are not keen on eating shite.

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By *orthLincsIronCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Why doesn't he try it with a lion? See how fucking clever he is then.

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Humans and their quest for entertainment regardless of the potential of harming/killing a magnificent creature pfttt

humans suck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope the snakes crushes the stupid man to death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anacondas are nasty brutes. That why they don't get kept as pets

Absolutely crazy

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

This really happening?

Entertainment!!!! Terribly sad if true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fucking ridiculous......."

you swore

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Most constrictors will squeeze their prey to death before eating it to prevent getting clawed/bitten etc so I don't see how this is gonna happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2822765/Wildlife-filmmaker-EATEN-ALIVE-anaconda-using-snake-proof-suit-cameras-record-all.html

apparently the snake survives, i was wrong to think it would be killed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anacondas are nasty brutes. That why they don't get kept as pets

Absolutely crazy"

nasty brutes? its an animal...nothing nasty about it.

what is nasty is the human concept of using animals for entertainment to this degree especially.

choose a man over a large reptile?

or choose a large reptile over a stupid man...

I know who my sympathy will be for if either dies.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I was also under the impression that a snake couldn't eat grown man because of the width of the shoulders.

What the fuck possesss people to do this? He's meant to be a reptile lover so he should know exactly how much effort and energy it takes a massive heavy snake like an anaconda to constrict/eat it's prey. It's just cruel.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Anacondas are nasty brutes. That why they don't get kept as pets

Absolutely crazy

nasty brutes? its an animal...nothing nasty about it.

what is nasty is the human concept of using animals for entertainment to this degree especially.

choose a man over a large reptile?

or choose a large reptile over a stupid man...

I know who my sympathy will be for if either dies."

I totally agree with this!

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"I was also under the impression that a snake couldn't eat grown man because of the width of the shoulders.

What the fuck possesss people to do this? He's meant to be a reptile lover so he should know exactly how much effort and energy it takes a massive heavy snake like an anaconda to constrict/eat it's prey. It's just cruel. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear..it takes all sorts I suppose..fucking numpty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you are consumed are you still human or part of the snake ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought anacondas were constrictors so surely it would have to squeeze the life out of him first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also would like to say hi chrisma sassy

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

I would prefer my snake to be eaten by a woman, ok I lie my worm then lol

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By *erseyridersCouple
over a year ago

wallasey

absolute disgrace ,,leave the poor snake alone ,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anacondas are nasty brutes. That why they don't get kept as pets

Absolutely crazy

nasty brutes? its an animal...nothing nasty about it.

what is nasty is the human concept of using animals for entertainment to this degree especially.

choose a man over a large reptile?

or choose a large reptile over a stupid man...

I know who my sympathy will be for if either dies."

where did I say anything about wanting the snake to die? Pythons and boas are kept as pets because they can be kept in domestic situations whereas anacondas can't. They are much more aggressive than other snakes and I really wouldn't want to be anywhere near one. Controlled situation or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a month python sketch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once you are consumed are you still human or part of the snake ? "

You are dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anacondas are nasty brutes. That why they don't get kept as pets

Absolutely crazy

nasty brutes? its an animal...nothing nasty about it.

what is nasty is the human concept of using animals for entertainment to this degree especially.

choose a man over a large reptile?

or choose a large reptile over a stupid man...

I know who my sympathy will be for if either dies.where did I say anything about wanting the snake to die? Pythons and boas are kept as pets because they can be kept in domestic situations whereas anacondas can't. They are much more aggressive than other snakes and I really wouldn't want to be anywhere near one. Controlled situation or not. "

my comment was more about the snake being a nasty brute, the rest of it was general discussion about the topic lol..calm ur jets lol

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

dec 7th its being aired they pull him out with rope apparantely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anacondas are nasty brutes. That why they don't get kept as pets

Absolutely crazy

nasty brutes? its an animal...nothing nasty about it.

what is nasty is the human concept of using animals for entertainment to this degree especially.

choose a man over a large reptile?

or choose a large reptile over a stupid man...

I know who my sympathy will be for if either dies.where did I say anything about wanting the snake to die? Pythons and boas are kept as pets because they can be kept in domestic situations whereas anacondas can't. They are much more aggressive than other snakes and I really wouldn't want to be anywhere near one. Controlled situation or not.

my comment was more about the snake being a nasty brute, the rest of it was general discussion about the topic lol..calm ur jets lol"

not calming my jets for anyone! There are wild animals out there that I would take my chances with. An anaconda isn't one of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was also under the impression that a snake couldn't eat grown man because of the width of the shoulders.

What the fuck possesss people to do this? He's meant to be a reptile lover so he should know exactly how much effort and energy it takes a massive heavy snake like an anaconda to constrict/eat it's prey. It's just cruel.

"

this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think it is a publicity stunt.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"dec 7th its being aired they pull him out with rope apparantely "

Probably destroying the snakes insides in the process...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he gets eaten he will not survive. Anacondas are constrictors. Usually they will wrap themselves around their prey and tighten their coils every time their prey exhales.

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

use a corn snake then id be impredded lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not trying to be a smart ass or anything but as a reptile owner i can categorically confirm that anacondas are kept in captivity. Whilst im at it, they aren't particularly aggressive either - their size rules out aggression as they are just too big to expend lots of energy chasing things around.

In regards to the original thread - i cant see this actually taking place, as someone else alluded too, the shoulder width of humans mean we are almost impossible to swallow, even for a 20ft plus snake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't there one that swallowed a cow?

Im sure I saw pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasn't there one that swallowed a cow?

Im sure I saw pics "

I watched the vid of a snake regurgitating (sp?) One

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasn't there one that swallowed a cow?

Im sure I saw pics

I watched the vid of a snake regurgitating (sp?) One "

Thats the one,it was gruesome

A cow has got to be wider than a human?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not just about width - more bone structure. Human shoulders/bones are very dense and thus hard to be crushed. Cattle have different physiology and can therefore be crushed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its not just about width - more bone structure. Human shoulders/bones are very dense and thus hard to be crushed. Cattle have different physiology and can therefore be crushed "

Ah ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the different width between head and shoulders. It's difficult for a snake to stretch its mouth from the head over the shoulders. Although a cow is bigger. The change in size is gradual making it much easier for the snake to get its jaws around the body

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