FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Dear families

Jump to newest
 

By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

When using public transport, please sit together. Not the mother at the front and the kids at the back.

I don't want to hear your family arguments.

Thanks

(I miss my headphones )

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Nutters

When seeing a vacant seat at the side of me on public transport, please sit somewhere else.

Dear OP

I feel your pain.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear d*unken reveller, please do NOT sit behind me ..... my hood is for keeping my ears warm, nothing else.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear public transport..

Please be a chauffeur driven limo next time with a really hot driver. Thank you.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the smelly weird folk. Even when all the other seats are empty. Go figure.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When using public transport, please sit together. Not the mother at the front and the kids at the back.

I don't want to hear your family arguments.

Thanks

(I miss my headphones )"

I remember sitting at the back just me and my brother thinking we were really cool

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the smelly weird folk. Even when all the other seats are empty. Go figure."

some people look for those similar to themselves

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear pissy incontintent people on public transport

You are why I walk

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's Noel in public transport.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Dear woman with a ridiculously large statement handbag. I understand that the weight of it balanced casually in the crook of your arm like you're on a shit reality show is comforting but if it necessitates you not being able to lift said arm to the post provided for standing up bus surfing meaning you grab my hair everytime we go round a corner or brake I may in fact tut at you in a passive aggressive style. I like having my hair pulled but only on my terms.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear woman with a ridiculously large statement handbag. I understand that the weight of it balanced casually in the crook of your arm like you're on a shit reality show is comforting but if it necessitates you not being able to lift said arm to the post provided for standing up bus surfing meaning you grab my hair everytime we go round a corner or brake I may in fact tut at you in a passive aggressive style. I like having my hair pulled but only on my terms."

You sure she wasn't coming onto you?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *y2funMan
over a year ago

DUDLEY


"I get the smelly weird folk. "

we are the smelly weird folks :O)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha all of you have reminded my why I tend to cycle everywhere these days!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Dear woman with a ridiculously large statement handbag. I understand that the weight of it balanced casually in the crook of your arm like you're on a shit reality show is comforting but if it necessitates you not being able to lift said arm to the post provided for standing up bus surfing meaning you grab my hair everytime we go round a corner or brake I may in fact tut at you in a passive aggressive style. I like having my hair pulled but only on my terms.

You sure she wasn't coming onto you?"

Pretty sure! I am generally placid but I was considering how to make a punch in the face seem accidental (not really, obviously but the thought amused me).

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear music lovers

Please turn the volume down when listening to your music through headphones.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top