FabSwingers.com forum: Never shit on your own doorstep!

By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Come on.

Hands up.

Has anyone ever actually took a dump on their own doorstep? Or even a neighbours? Or a total strangers?

Even if you were desperate? Touching cloth? Struggling to hold back from curling out a mr whippy in your kecks?

It's a common phrase that crops up in the forums an awful lot - but why does it exist?

Surely in all of history it's never actually happened?

So come on - prove me wrong. And are there any other equally daft sayings that make you think WTF???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you taken into account the idiot factor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely in all of history it's never actually happened?

Careful what you ask Obi

This is Fab after all ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did once

Technically not my house doorstep but a holiday bungalow doorstep in the Caribbean

Dodgy tum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did once

Technically not my house doorstep but a holiday bungalow doorstep in the Caribbean

Dodgy tum

I rest my case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have!!!!! Genuinely!!

It was during a run that I needed to go, was about a mile from home. I couldn't walk as I'd do it there and then.

Managed to jog back, fumbled key in the door, so curled one out in the flower bed.........

Had to buy doggy poop bags to get rid of if. It was HUGE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did once

Technically not my house doorstep but a holiday bungalow doorstep in the Caribbean

Dodgy tum

I rest my case

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once put a load of dog muck on a neighbour's step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I have!!!!! Genuinely!!

It was during a run that I needed to go, was about a mile from home. I couldn't walk as I'd do it there and then.

Managed to jog back, fumbled key in the door, so curled one out in the flower bed.........

Had to buy doggy poop bags to get rid of if. It was HUGE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've fallen asleep on my doorstep after a night out... but never defecated!

I prefer to do that kind of thing in the woods with all the bears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm told this method is one way to keep the urban foxes away!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your all talking shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hand on heart i can say no never - who knows what old age may bring tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burning dog poo and the human response.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Yes I have!!!!! Genuinely!!

It was during a run that I needed to go, was about a mile from home. I couldn't walk as I'd do it there and then.

Managed to jog back, fumbled key in the door, so curled one out in the flower bed.........

Had to buy doggy poop bags to get rid of if. It was HUGE!!

why did i read this

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

When I was uni in Sheffield My mate quite purposefully took a dump on our neighbours doorstep after a night out. He felt that they weren't nice people and so left them a present.

On a totally separate occasion he also laid one out on the bonnet of a car that one of them owned

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Obi, QED.

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By *bi Haive OP Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Obi, QED.

Yep!

Just thought of a more useful saying.

"Hindsight is a wonderful thing'"

Maybe I should have kept this question in my head.

*or buried deep underground!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I have been waiting to use the green sick smilie....I think this is the time

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I have a private door entrance so would use it, but would more likely run to the bathroom if that close.

But it sounds an appalling state of affairs otherwise.

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