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Fake ones or real ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No not boobs (.)(.) you filthy lot xmas trees which do you go for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake,real ones leave too much mess behind and I can never get the shape I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel the same way about fannies lol

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Fake one it's fibre optic so no lights to get in a tangle.

Claire

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

Went to a fake one fours years ago but now

have a little gran daughter so back to real this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A small gold coloured cone with lights

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By *itKatChunky80Woman
over a year ago

wirral

I tried a fake one last year......NEVER AGAIN

doesn't smell like christmas otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real - all the way, nothing better than getting yer chopper out and going for a hike out in the bush to find a nice one

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Fake.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake - an upside down red one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be fake. An investment for a good few years, no mess, no logistical nightmare trying to get it home.

Yes I am tighter than a nun's fadge..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No not boobs (.)(.) you filthy lot xmas trees which do you go for "
lolol real all the way .... xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like fake

Mrs likes real

She usually wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried a fake one last year......NEVER AGAIN

doesn't smell like christmas otherwise"

Brut 33

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake ones get dusty and look the same ... my real one is different size each year .. and recycled after .. I like blue cedar that last weeks inside.

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich

Definitely real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake one all the way....white one here

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Neither, I dont put decorations up.

When I move though to a nicer gaff I promise to do it properly, yeah for the sake of the children and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want one of those that pumps little polystyrene balls out of the top so it looks like its been snowing!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I want one of those that pumps little polystyrene balls out of the top so it looks like its been snowing! "

Spray paint the tree pink and see what else it reminds you of.

You could call it 'art' and get away with it

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By *hrissie1961Woman
over a year ago

dumfries and galloway

My current tree (fake) was purchased in Texas.....so it's almost as old as my son! It should get a long service medal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want one of those that pumps little polystyrene balls out of the top so it looks like its been snowing!

Spray paint the tree pink and see what else it reminds you of.

You could call it 'art' and get away with it"

Like the Parisian butt plug tree?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"My current tree (fake) was purchased in Texas.....so it's almost as old as my son! It should get a long service medal"

Was it boxed up when you flew it home?

Would love to see a crimbo tree come out the curtains on the conveyor belt at luggage collections.

You would hear a loud 'awwwwww'. It is only a tree though, not like a baby panda or a penguin.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I want one of those that pumps little polystyrene balls out of the top so it looks like its been snowing!

Spray paint the tree pink and see what else it reminds you of.

You could call it 'art' and get away with it

Like the Parisian butt plug tree?"

Yes, but better as its an ejaculating one.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I find the entire concept bizarre. Taking a tree into the living room and leaving it there for a month or so. It's akin to pebble dashing a feature wall.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

My sons 17, no need for trees anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally fake. But moving into a new house next week so planning on getting a huge real one this year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just moved house and the rooms look empty so this year I will be going all out and getting a huge fuck off massive real one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sons 17, no need for trees anymore. "

I'm considerably older than that, and I still need a Christmas tree!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Fake. Can't be doing with the mess of real ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just moved house and the rooms look empty so this year I will be going all out and getting a huge fuck off massive real one

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Me too! I may have also accidentally bought an 8ft inflatable snowman for the back garden! My new neighbours will love me!

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport


"My sons 17, no need for trees anymore.

I'm considerably older than that, and I still need a Christmas tree!"

Well if someone here wants one I'll get one, the cat loves them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a good fake one.

we,re havin three this year two big ones, one for the lounge one for the dining room n a little one for the conservatory,,,,oooooh I love christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just moved house and the rooms look empty so this year I will be going all out and getting a huge fuck off massive real one

Me too! I may have also accidentally bought an 8ft inflatable snowman for the back garden! My new neighbours will love me! "

I've got my eye on a big multicoloured light up tree thing for my front garden too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just moved house and the rooms look empty so this year I will be going all out and getting a huge fuck off massive real one

Me too! I may have also accidentally bought an 8ft inflatable snowman for the back garden! My new neighbours will love me!

I've got my eye on a big multicoloured light up tree thing for my front garden too "

oh yes outdoor lights on trees,love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just moved house and the rooms look empty so this year I will be going all out and getting a huge fuck off massive real one

Me too! I may have also accidentally bought an 8ft inflatable snowman for the back garden! My new neighbours will love me!

I've got my eye on a big multicoloured light up tree thing for my front garden too

oh yes outdoor lights on trees,love it "

I'm feeling all festive now can't wait for December

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just moved house and the rooms look empty so this year I will be going all out and getting a huge fuck off massive real one

Me too! I may have also accidentally bought an 8ft inflatable snowman for the back garden! My new neighbours will love me!

I've got my eye on a big multicoloured light up tree thing for my front garden too

oh yes outdoor lights on trees,love it

I'm feeling all festive now can't wait for December "

yeap,we,ve just bought our house n only moved in a few weeks back so super excited bout Christmas,big house so needs plenty xmas decorations,,lol means we can go buy MORE xmas goodie,,love it

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