FabSwingers.com forum: Sex and Marmite

By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Sometimes simple pleasures are the best. My partner woke me up with his erection this morning and we had what he described as a grunting little rut fuck... Brief, urgent, knocking his cum into me in a spooning position and then both falling asleep again with his cock still in me. When we woke up, he went down for toast and tea and brought it all up on a tray. Simple pleasure number two was dipping my knife into a new jar of Marmite for the first time. An untrammelled circle of deep brown joy for me to plunder! Given that Marmite lasts for ages, this equates to a kind of edible eclipse. Rare and delicious.

What kind of small pleasures do you enjoy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing! Man after my own heart there. Though it'd have to be thick honey for me........

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sniffing a new jar of coffee

Peanut Butter

Plus other stuff

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

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Love that part 1 bit... Best way to wake up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crunchy peanut butter on toast....my usual after sex treat

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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Love that part 1 bit... Best way to wake up "

Isn't it just!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a lovely wake up call.

I'm on my way to Norwich to wake up with you both & get marmite on toast in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I saw the thread title, I shuddered a little. I actually thought you might mean using Marmite, in a kinky way. That is a big taboo.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

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"Love that part 1 bit... Best way to wake up

Isn't it just!"

You are soo right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sniffing a new jar of coffee

Peanut Butter

Plus other stuff"

New jar of coffee is one of my fave things, and pb&j

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"When I saw the thread title, I shuddered a little. I actually thought you might mean using Marmite, in a kinky way. That is a big taboo."

I'm actually disappointed she didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I saw the thread title, I shuddered a little. I actually thought you might mean using Marmite, in a kinky way. That is a big taboo.

I'm actually disappointed she didn't

You dirty little Herbert! Chocolate is bad enough, but Marmite....just .....No!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"When I saw the thread title, I shuddered a little. I actually thought you might mean using Marmite, in a kinky way. That is a big taboo.

I'm actually disappointed she didn't

You dirty little Herbert! Chocolate is bad enough, but Marmite....just .....No!"

I'm hanging out for marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I saw the thread title, I shuddered a little. I actually thought you might mean using Marmite, in a kinky way. That is a big taboo.

I'm actually disappointed she didn't

You dirty little Herbert! Chocolate is bad enough, but Marmite....just .....No!

I'm hanging out for marmalade

That, I can respect! Thick shredded?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm for Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monday morning,when everyone has been bundled off to school and work,cup of tea and marmite or marmalade on toast in silence x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite lasts a week or two in this house. Too many greedy people

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"When I saw the thread title, I shuddered a little. I actually thought you might mean using Marmite, in a kinky way. That is a big taboo.

I'm actually disappointed she didn't

You dirty little Herbert! Chocolate is bad enough, but Marmite....just .....No!

I'm hanging out for marmalade

That, I can respect! Thick shredded?"

The stuff with no bits in. It's a bugger under your foreskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I saw the thread title, I shuddered a little. I actually thought you might mean using Marmite, in a kinky way. That is a big taboo.

I'm actually disappointed she didn't

You dirty little Herbert! Chocolate is bad enough, but Marmite....just .....No!

I'm hanging out for marmalade

That, I can respect! Thick shredded?

The stuff with no bits in. It's a bugger under your foreskin

Dirty git

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"When I saw the thread title, I shuddered a little. I actually thought you might mean using Marmite, in a kinky way. That is a big taboo.

I'm actually disappointed she didn't

You dirty little Herbert! Chocolate is bad enough, but Marmite....just .....No!

I'm hanging out for marmalade

That, I can respect! Thick shredded?

The stuff with no bits in. It's a bugger under your foreskin

Dirty git

How good is your tongue at getting in nooks n crannies Mrs F

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Sometimes simple pleasures are the best. My partner woke me up with his erection this morning and we had what he described as a grunting little rut fuck... Brief, urgent, knocking his cum into me in a spooning position and then both falling asleep again with his cock still in me. When we woke up, he went down for toast and tea and brought it all up on a tray. Simple pleasure number two was dipping my knife into a new jar of Marmite for the first time. An untrammelled circle of deep brown joy for me to plunder! Given that Marmite lasts for ages, this equates to a kind of edible eclipse. Rare and delicious.

What kind of small pleasures do you enjoy?

I would enjoy Both those pleasures with relish..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm for Marmite

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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

"When I saw the thread title, I shuddered a little. I actually thought you might mean using Marmite, in a kinky way. That is a big taboo.

I'm actually disappointed she didn't

You dirty little Herbert! Chocolate is bad enough, but Marmite....just .....No!

I'm hanging out for marmalade

That, I can respect! Thick shredded?

The stuff with no bits in. It's a bugger under your foreskin

Just don't get your pubes in the marmalade jar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The quiet, with the tick of a clock, each tick making the quiet stand out that little bit more...or that moment when a droning background noise stops and you realise you hadn't even noticed it was there, that's fairly cool, surrealism for the ears!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An unexpected text in the middle of the night from someone who knows you won't be sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite is just wrong on so many levels and to be honest even mid shag would turn me off

And believe me there's not a lot that can do that

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

An " untrammelled circle"..... Nice...

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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

"An " untrammelled circle"..... Nice..."

Deep brown bliss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get him to dip his cock in the marmite!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a morning like that! It's been way too long!

I was a bit worried about the involvement of marmite! Far too sticky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get him to dip his cock in the marmite!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex yes marmite no

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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Get him to dip his cock in the marmite!!"

No it must be sex first and marmite second. A, because he hates marmite and wouldn't kiss me if he could taste it, and B, because it would sting his bell end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still dont like the idea of cocks being dipped into me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I saw the title of the thread I immediately thought ....yeast infection.

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