FabSwingers.com forum: Cheesy chat up lines.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's hear 'em.

..i'm running out of ideas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello babe...you rock my world"...

Is that cheesy enough?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?"

Dude that works...

It's HOW you say it....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?"

not sure that would tempt many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like you need something....me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

not sure that would tempt many"

It's how you say it. It's also dependent on the lucky lady not being lactose intolerant. I have Red Leicester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?"

You look like you like cheesy music? Let me guess....R'n'Brie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

not sure that would tempt many

It's how you say it. It's also dependent on the lucky lady not being lactose intolerant. I have Red Leicester."

If you say Stilton Blue Cheese they literally drop their pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

not sure that would tempt many

It's how you say it. It's also dependent on the lucky lady not being lactose intolerant. I have Red Leicester.

If you say Stilton Blue Cheese they literally drop their pants. "

You taking notes Pops?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

not sure that would tempt many

It's how you say it. It's also dependent on the lucky lady not being lactose intolerant. I have Red Leicester.

If you say Stilton Blue Cheese they literally drop their pants. "

You took the words right out of my mouth, I do like a tangy blue one

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

You look like you like cheesy music? Let me guess....R'n'Brie?"

Ha ha

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By *himaeraWoman
over a year ago

near derby.

"You look like you need something....me?

Hmm - oh go on then, get yer coat you've pulled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we're keeping on the cheesy theme .........I bet your surname is Jacobs, because you're a real cracker......bad I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cracker[s]

Pleuralise the verb and she'll slap you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will Camembert work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will Camembert work?

No, be mature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look like you need something....me?

Hmm - oh go on then, get yer coat you've pulled!

Ha ok...you get your...oh hang on you're naked

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By *ilkchocolate87Man
over a year ago

sw london

"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?"

That's woeful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey babe.. wanna feel my abs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to suck me off or fuck behind a bush in Penge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to suck me off or fuck behind a bush in Penge?

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That's a good one lol.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk past again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your beard is so fine can i stroke it?

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By *ilkchocolate87Man
over a year ago

sw london

Are you tired as you've been running through My mind all day.

Needless to say it didn't work

*shrugs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

not sure that would tempt many"

Beth is a huge cheese fan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you a fiver I can weigh your tits without touching them

* grab ( . Y . ) grab *

Wahey!

Well worth a fiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops your nuts one is best xx

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I bet you a fiver I can weigh your tits without touching them

* grab ( . Y . ) grab *

Wahey!

Well worth a fiver

I (Beth) also love Marmite, but you'd get a serious slap for that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

That's woeful"

I thank you.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Wow, you're Cheddar Gorgeous*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

not sure that would tempt many

Beth is a huge cheese fan!

I'm a huge Beth fan.

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

not sure that would tempt many

Beth is a huge cheese fan!

I'm a huge Beth fan."

Cheesy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

not sure that would tempt many

Beth is a huge cheese fan!

I'm a huge Beth fan.

Cheesy!

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Shame your not really Amish, got excited for a moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shame your not really Amish, got excited for a moment!

Haha, we can do role play.

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Does it involve cheeeeez?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it involve cheeeeez?

Fuck yeah.

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

& dorset knobs?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

You should be watching Dapper Laughs On The Pull, there are some stupendously cheesy lines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"& dorset knobs?

Whatever you desire. Nice part of the world Dorset.

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Too busy watching Benedict Cumberbatch interview in Film 14! Will now go back to cheeeeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too busy watching Benedict Cumberbatch interview in Film 14! Will now go back to cheeeeez

I like the way you say cheeeeez.

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"You should be watching Dapper Laughs On The Pull, there are some stupendously cheesy lines.

It is wierdly addictive & terrifying at the same level!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops, you can use my line. You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast......shall I call you or just give you a nudge?

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By *oom For 1 MoreMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Your a 9.....eh!!!!!!

I'm the 1 you need.......booooooom

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"You should be watching Dapper Laughs On The Pull, there are some stupendously cheesy lines.

It is wierdly addictive & terrifying at the same level!!

I wanted to hate it. I think I ought to hate it but other than the frequency with which he says "Oi Oi" and "she knows" I find it funny.

I'd not heard the term moisturiser in that context before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet you a fiver I can weigh your tits without touching them

* grab ( . Y . ) grab *

Wahey!

Well worth a fiver

I (Beth) also love Marmite, but you'd get a serious slap for that!!!

Well worth a slap too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet you a fiver I can weigh your tits without touching them

* grab ( . Y . ) grab *

Wahey!

Well worth a fiver

I (Beth) also love Marmite, but you'd get a serious slap for that!!!

Well worth a slap too

Well I'd accept the fiver and have a wee chuckle to myself at the cheek but walk away indignantly (not before grabbing your balls lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna come back to my place ?

My sofa pulls out but I don't .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy at the weekend just grab hold of me whilst shouting 'what can I give you, what can I give you ? I will do anything!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet you a fiver I can weigh your tits without touching them

* grab ( . Y . ) grab *

Wahey!

Well worth a fiver

My hubby tried that 1 on me many years ago ! I actually found it really funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does a polar bear weigh

I don't know

Neither do I, but it helps to break the ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a map?

Because I'm lost in your eyes.

Cheesey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a guy at the weekend just grab hold of me whilst shouting 'what can I give you, what can I give you ? I will do anything!!'

Yeah, sorry about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's hear 'em.

..i'm running out of ideas.

Hmmm someone once sent me a picture of a d*unk panda with the statement Nice Legs, when do they open?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a new one:

Hey. I got some haribos, fancy some fun later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet you a fiver I can weigh your tits without touching them

* grab ( . Y . ) grab *

Wahey!

Well worth a fiver

I (Beth) also love Marmite, but you'd get a serious slap for that!!!

Well worth a slap too

Well I'd accept the fiver and have a wee chuckle to myself at the cheek but walk away indignantly (not before grabbing your balls lol)

grabbing my balls and walking away! I would have to follow you then

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