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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

for example

sam sung, samsung

tes coe, tesco

phil ipps, phillips

mike crowave, microwave

alton towers, could be a west indian fast bowler

w d forte, wd40 could be a cricketer from 1920

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crystal Ball.... used to tease my ex (Surname was Ball) that if we had a daughter I wanted to call her Crystal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and no word of a lie I have an ex-colleague whose married name is Phillipa Hole.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Oh and no word of a lie I have an ex-colleague whose married name is Phillipa Hole."

now thats funny !

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

phillipe falop, flip flop french guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't afford that double barrel format for my name I am just

Jed Philips (anyone wanna buy a washing machine ?)

I am full of fame

Jed Clampitt of the hillbillies gave me my intelligence but not my money

Dudley Moore gave me his looks but not is skill on the Piano

Mr Bean gave me his mannerisms and actions but not his teddy bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Colchester many many years ago we had 3 Lieutennants that shared an office

Lt Dick

Lt Hand

Lt Pullin

When told to signwrite the names on a door a Pioneer in the unit got in a lot of trouble when he deliberately shortended the sign and re-arranged the names to

Lieutennants Hand Pullin Dick

any member of 19th Airportable back in 71 will vouch the story is true folks

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

kelly logs, cornflakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there's that top American guy Richard (dick for short) head that always makes me smile xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Honey pot..........simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OOOh another true army story

At an Officers Mess function at the Parachute Regiment Depot in Aldershot a comedian was advised by the other officers that the most "game" guy to get up on stage was Captain Richard Head.

During the act the comedian duly asked Captain Head to come up on stage and he dutifully obliged, the comedian swiftly said to him, "So Captain I understand your the Dick Head of the Mess"

The fellow officers were really amused as they stretchered the now unconcious comedian from the stage to a place where he could recover

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