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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I dont know CC, I cant even take naked selfies so havent a clue how to posistion 3 mirrors and a bic.

Maybe you use a nose trimmer because if it goes wrong you wont have to visit A+E for stitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick blast with a Blowtorch or gaffa tape?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...

I know you can have it waxed but I'm a bit self concious of the third eye winking at the poor sod that has to do it in the salon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contortionism and a careful hand. I've took my piles off a few times,carnage

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Contortionism and a careful hand. I've took my piles off a few times,carnage

Very rarely can I only speak in the way of a smiley but this is one of those times.

By the time I think of something to say I would of logged off and gone home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...

I know you can have it waxed but I'm a bit self concious of the third eye winking at the poor sod that has to do it in the salon

If they do it in a salon then it'd be nothing to them, probably the 20th browneye they've played with today :D

Just wipe a LOT before heading on in

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

In the bath, kneel up, soap it up loads, razor between your legs and off you go. Its a knack

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"In the bath, kneel up, soap it up loads, razor between your legs and off you go. Its a knack

Yes but You are slim...it would be like the hunt for red october finding my bum hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...

Veet lol

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By *orthLincsIronCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Tin of hairspray and a lit match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Epilator - couldn't shave: the stubbly bits would shred the toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Employ some assistance............

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...

Veet lol

.A"

Fuck that

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"In the bath, kneel up, soap it up loads, razor between your legs and off you go. Its a knack

Yes but You are slim...it would be like the hunt for red october finding my bum hole

Slim????

LMAO!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"In the bath, kneel up, soap it up loads, razor between your legs and off you go. Its a knack

Yes but You are slim...it would be like the hunt for red october finding my bum hole

Slim????

LMAO!!"

Well you ain't fat

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

i find thats when the Magic powder come in useful, just get the timing right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer someone a trade - if they get it smooth without drawing blood, they get to fuck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...

Veet lol

Fuck that

Dont be a pussy about get two mirrors and some feet assume the posistion and make your A hole look like a polo

Takes what 8 mins is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its easy use the shaver and a mirror

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"In the bath, kneel up, soap it up loads, razor between your legs and off you go. Its a knack

Yes but You are slim...it would be like the hunt for red october finding my bum hole

I can do mine this way cheeky and I'm not slim....there's nothing of you compared to me so go for it, just remember hot hot water

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By *hrissie1961Woman
over a year ago

dumfries and galloway

"In the bath, kneel up, soap it up loads, razor between your legs and off you go. Its a knack

Yes but You are slim...it would be like the hunt for red october finding my bum hole

This has to be quote of the month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squatting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head shaver

i have 2. One for my head the other for ass and cock

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Head shaver

i have 2. One for my head the other for ass and cock

Oh you live in the West Midlands fancy a part time job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic powder xx

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By *iscodave696969Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...

Really made me laugh this did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a Gillete Proglide Razor, sensitive shaving gel, a strategically placed shaving mirror and the toilet seat either for the shaving mirror, my feet or both depending which bit I doing.

Frankly I don't know why I bother noone gets the benefit lol...it's just a ritual I have

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

"In the bath, kneel up, soap it up loads, razor between your legs and off you go. Its a knack

Yes but You are slim...it would be like the hunt for red october finding my bum hole

This thread is so funny, had me in stitches but the post Ive quoted has to be the post of the year haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...

I do it by feel... always perfectly smooth. Never cut it .

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

I manage fine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the same problem. .. but if those I

Play with don't like it... they can shave it... lol. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal hairstylist here for hire

it can be a bit of a shitty job but someones got to do it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit in a bowl of imac.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic Powder + 2 Man-the-fuck-up pills= silky smooth chocolate starfish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic Powder + 2 Man-the-fuck-up pills= silky smooth chocolate starfish."

Classic

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Magic Powder + 2 Man-the-fuck-up pills= silky smooth chocolate starfish."

Can to do mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic powder xx "

I am not putting that evil potion anywhere near anything sensitive.

I shall continue to rely on a friend to look at my bottom and carry out any required maintenance. And if she is not available, my butt can sprout.

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By *om Tom 1969Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"In the bath, kneel up, soap it up loads, razor between your legs and off you go. Its a knack

Yes but You are slim...it would be like the hunt for red october finding my bum hole

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Just practicing my Sean Connery impressions!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"In the bath, kneel up, soap it up loads, razor between your legs and off you go. Its a knack

Yes but You are slim...it would be like the hunt for red october finding my bum hole

Just practicing my Sean Connery impressions!"

Hurry up and practise at this rate sprouts are spouting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic Powder + 2 Man-the-fuck-up pills= silky smooth chocolate starfish.

Can to do mine

Pop round and drop em!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Magic Powder + 2 Man-the-fuck-up pills= silky smooth chocolate starfish.

Can to do mine

Pop round and drop em!"

On my way stay away from the Bacardi lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just lay on the side and do mine by feel

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Hilarious thread

Totally sympathise I too struggle with this problem. A lot of praying happens when I do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic Powder + 2 Man-the-fuck-up pills= silky smooth chocolate starfish.

Can to do mine

Pop round and drop em!

On my way stay away from the Bacardi lol

Mojito + anal deforestation = baaad news!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I put a&e on standby?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Magic Powder + 2 Man-the-fuck-up pills= silky smooth chocolate starfish.

Can to do mine

Pop round and drop em!

On my way stay away from the Bacardi lol

Mojito + anal deforestation = baaad news!

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall I put a&e on standby?

The fire brigade would be a better idea. their hoses will cool the ring of fire!

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By *ittle Miss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Suffolk UK

Im actually in the process of having laser hair removal. Half way thru treatments amd I shall be totally hair free in all my nether regions in a couple of months.... bye bye razor.....

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Shall I put a&e on standby?

The fire brigade would be a better idea. their hoses will cool the ring of fire!"

A bit of Johnny cash as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall I put a&e on standby?

The fire brigade would be a better idea. their hoses will cool the ring of fire!

A bit of Johnny cash as well

I wouldn't mind falling into your ring of fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in bathroom, soap.up, one leg up on bath. If you put left leg up, only do the right side.

Then swap legs and do left side. Pull and flatten your bum cheeks to get any stragglers.

. Much easier than in the water...

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

here, try doing it blindfolded puts a whole new meaning to blind faith

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Shall I put a&e on standby?

The fire brigade would be a better idea. their hoses will cool the ring of fire!

A bit of Johnny cash as well

I wouldn't mind falling into your ring of fire!

You can go on the hunt for red October anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...

It's very easy. Put one foot on the corner of the bath liberally apply cello tape or a wax strip. Pull hard and scream. Job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall I put a&e on standby?

The fire brigade would be a better idea. their hoses will cool the ring of fire!

A bit of Johnny cash as well

I wouldn't mind falling into your ring of fire!

You can go on the hunt for red October anytime "

Up periscope captain!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Shall I put a&e on standby?

The fire brigade would be a better idea. their hoses will cool the ring of fire!

A bit of Johnny cash as well

I wouldn't mind falling into your ring of fire!

You can go on the hunt for red October anytime

Up periscope captain!

Oh yes darling

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Employ a glamorous assistant!

You'll like it. Not a lot - but you'll like it.

It's magic!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foot on the side of the bath and a very steady hand

If the hand isn't steady enough it bloody hurts

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

And now for a confession...I've never even attempted to shave my bumhole...I now think I'll need to have a bit of an exploration in the shower tonight to see if it's needed (I'm very ginger and have very light body hair anyway, so hopefully I can continue living in bliss without the need)

Of course, if anyone who's met me up close and personal thinks I should have investigated this before - please PM me rather than posting on the thread that you were a bit too shy to say anything at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foot on the side of the bath and a very steady hand

If the hand isn't steady enough it bloody hurts

This! Feel your way about..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And now for a confession...I've never even attempted to shave my bumhole...I now think I'll need to have a bit of an exploration in the shower tonight to see if it's needed (I'm very ginger and have very light body hair anyway, so hopefully I can continue living in bliss without the need)

Cling on caz

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Has anyone suggested a mirror and tweezers yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nose hair clipper!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Find a salon that specialises in intimate waxing with hot wax. They will do loads of Brazilians, Hollywoods and BS&Cs and won't bat an eyelid.

My waxing place provide wipes for you to use when you get yourself undressed before the wax, so you can be sure you're clean. If it's a concern and your salon don't provide wipes, take a packet of wet wipes with you.

It's so much easier to just go and get waxed. After the first couple of times it won't bother you at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really shouldn't read some of these threads whilst sat on the bus giggling to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foot on the side of the bath and a very steady hand

If the hand isn't steady enough it bloody hurts

This! Feel your way about..

It's definitely good to have a feel whilst doing it as well

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Find a salon that specialises in intimate waxing with hot wax. They will do loads of Brazilians, Hollywoods and BS&Cs and won't bat an eyelid.

It's so much easier to just go and get waxed. After the first couple of times it won't bother you at all."

Yes but look at the laughs that this thread has bought people..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melt a candle in your arse crack, let it cool and yank it off.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've had a feel...don't panic I washed my hands and to be fair it's not that bad I was worried it had more hair than monster out of the muppets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allow dangleberries to form and then pick them one at a time, thus removing the hairs too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a feel...don't panic I washed my hands and to be fair it's not that bad I was worried it had more hair than monster out of the muppets

TBH when you did that moony, I thought your arse was given birth to a gremlin

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've had a feel...don't panic I washed my hands and to be fair it's not that bad I was worried it had more hair than monster out of the muppets

TBH when you did that moony, I thought your arse was given birth to a gremlin

I've got a lard arse so a moonie is impossible you have me confused lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get my mum to do it when I'm on leave. What !!???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a feel...don't panic I washed my hands and to be fair it's not that bad I was worried it had more hair than monster out of the muppets

TBH when you did that moony, I thought your arse was given birth to a gremlin

I've got a lard arse so a moonie is impossible you have me confused lol "

BrightonSteve does mine with his teeth... He's like an anal flymo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big tin of beans+ a lighter for the resulting trumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get my mum to do it when I'm on leave. What !!???

LOL..might as well while she's waxing your back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried a few things none worked after you could say i rectum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Melt a candle in your arse crack, let it cool and yank it off.

Jesus I'm tempted...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...

i finish work at 9, do you want me to pop round and do it for you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Melt a candle in your arse crack, let it cool and yank it off.

Jesus I'm tempted...

Ill do it for you if you ask nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

try a mens 3 headed shaver rechargeable

the 3 heads adjust enough to get close and inside without shaving the skin off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Melt a candle in your arse crack, let it cool and yank it off.

Jesus I'm tempted...

Ill do it for you if you ask nicely

I don't do nice..get your arse here and bring wine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Melt a candle in your arse crack, let it cool and yank it off.

Jesus I'm tempted...

Ill do it for you if you ask nicely

I don't do nice..get your arse here and bring wine...

Any particular candles you'd like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get my mum to do it when I'm on leave. What !!???

LOL..might as well while she's waxing your back

Occupational hazard when you're a Silverback!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could use a Philips body groomer its about £25 and its very useful for these areas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there such things as hair eating lice you could shove up ya jacksie?

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

Razor, shaving cream, bend over slightly and voila shave away! I have never had any problem.. Nor with shaving my lady bits but ive been doing it all for over 15yrs so its second nature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best shaves for me after bath/shower...put towel on bed...position hand held mirror on the enlarger part nestling between just in front of your love mound...lie on your back...open legs...rub body lotion on lady garden 'n hairy bumhole....and shave away...no contortion and strained foofoo muscles AND yer get to see east yer doin'. Perhaps I should make a vid for YouTube

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...

i finish work at 9, do you want me to pop round and do it for you ?

Go on then feel free I'll supply skinny wine

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Best shaves for me after bath/shower...put towel on bed...position hand held mirror on the enlarger part nestling between just in front of your love mound...lie on your back...open legs...rub body lotion on lady garden 'n hairy bumhole....and shave away...no contortion and strained foofoo muscles AND yer get to see east yer doin'. Perhaps I should make a vid for YouTube

Oh go on then

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Yoga x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Melt a candle in your arse crack, let it cool and yank it off.

Jesus I'm tempted...

Ill do it for you if you ask nicely

I don't do nice..get your arse here and bring wine...

Any particular candles you'd like?

Big fuck off church candles...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...

i finish work at 9, do you want me to pop round and do it for you ?

Go on then feel free I'll supply skinny wine

Ladies, if you could leave this until Friday evening then I'd be available to lend a hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Melt a candle in your arse crack, let it cool and yank it off.

Jesus I'm tempted...

Ill do it for you if you ask nicely

I don't do nice..get your arse here and bring wine...

Any particular candles you'd like?

Big fuck off church candles...

Wow, just how hairy is your arse?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

My beautician always asks after my waxing of the front if I want her to do the 'other angle'. First time she regaled me with tales of attempting a self waxing, which made me laugh so much I forgot that holding my arse cheeks apart while someone coated me in wax front to back and then ripped it off was supposed to be embarrassing. Good beautician!

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

1 black one, 1 white one and one with a bit of shite on, and the hairs on her dickydido hung down to her knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My partner always sits on top of the cooker it usaully does the trick he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My partner always sits on top of the cooker it usaully does the trick he he

Gas hob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...

lol use veet or some other hair removal cream,,,,,,,,oh n DON'T leave it too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant stand hairy arseholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cant stand hairy arseholes

Ah well can't be everyone's cup of tea

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...

I had to laugh as I went to my lovely lady yesterday.. she is the only person I have found that does what I want. At the end she says right on ur knees .. I assume the position and she applies the sugar mix and rips.. she is morrocan and laughingly says no one wants a hairy bumhole..

( i have been a few times and doing that always makes me giggle. )

To answer your question.. Either sit on the floor with a mirror apply hair conditioner and shave. or better kneel over a mirror using a plastic spatula apply the nair sensitive cream to the area you wish to defluff. Time it very carefully.. no mor than 5 mins. Waddle to the shower and rince off with a warm water flow. dry and talc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It actually feels nice having the warm wax on your bum hole

and the ripping of the wax isn't painful at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It actually feels nice having the warm wax on your bum hole

and the ripping of the wax isn't painful at all

Thay depends how hairy your bumhole is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you are on your own and don't have anyone to do it...how the fook do you shave your bum hole? I find it hard work shaving my fanny let alone my bum hole...

( i have been a few times and doing that always makes me giggle. )

Yeah getting on all fours while the beautician applies the wax is the best. I have no problem doing that. Just cannot be arsed with having my pubes waxed.... I have to OD on pain killers and....Ok am not going into gorey details

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Contortionism and a careful hand. I've took my piles off a few times,carnage

Yowzers!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Well these days it really hurts me as I have very sensitive skin on my lady parts..Often leaves me very raw.thats why I sugar not wax.Usually ok after two days.

I cant stand the badger look so only do underneath .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky bring a razor tonight and I'll shave your hairs off in the jacuzzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if NN didn't manage to skin the ligule blighter the other evening, I can pop round after work later with some gaffer tape and tin snips......my inbox awaits- as does yours maybe

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Cheeky bring a razor tonight and I'll shave your hairs off in the jacuzzi

Oh I say lol

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