FabSwingers.com forum: Hairy bumholes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What's wrong with a hairy bumhole? You might get hungry and find a bit of sweetcorn to munch on..

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"What's wrong with a hairy bumhole? You might get hungry and find a bit of sweetcorn to munch on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just look at it as Nature's Natural Floss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks for that - almost spat a mouthful of coffee over my keyboard! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's wrong with a hairy bumhole? You might get hungry and find a bit of sweetcorn to munch on..

You're disgusting. Fancy a fuck?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What's wrong with a hairy bumhole? You might get hungry and find a bit of sweetcorn to munch on..

You're disgusting. Fancy a fuck?

Yep you can munch on my hairy unwiped bumhole

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I don't mind it as long as the hair is nicely styled.

My favourite style is the quiff with a whiff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with a hairy bumhole? You might get hungry and find a bit of sweetcorn to munch on..

That's just wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with a hairy bumhole? You might get hungry and find a bit of sweetcorn to munch on..

You're disgusting. Fancy a fuck?

Yep you can munch on my hairy unwiped bumhole

Stop spoiling people, You'll end up with a queue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's wrong with a hairy bumhole? You might get hungry and find a bit of sweetcorn to munch on..

You're disgusting. Fancy a fuck?

Yep you can munch on my hairy unwiped bumhole

Ewwww. Have you still got a green minge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats the whole point of rimming lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how hairy I mean if it looks like the person has eaten brian May and he trying to escape that might be off putting !!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What's wrong with a hairy bumhole? You might get hungry and find a bit of sweetcorn to munch on..

You're disgusting. Fancy a fuck?

Yep you can munch on my hairy unwiped bumhole

Ewwww. Have you still got a green minge?

A bit of blue waffle has appeared

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't mind it as long as the hair is nicely styled.

My favourite style is the quiff with a whiff."

Or a bob with a blob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with a hairy bumhole? You might get hungry and find a bit of sweetcorn to munch on..

You're disgusting. Fancy a fuck?

Yep you can munch on my hairy unwiped bumhole

Ewwww. Have you still got a green minge?

A bit of blue waffle has appeared

Stop it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's wrong with a hairy bumhole? You might get hungry and find a bit of sweetcorn to munch on..

You're disgusting. Fancy a fuck?

Yep you can munch on my hairy unwiped bumhole

Ewwww. Have you still got a green minge?

A bit of blue waffle has appeared

Danish Blue?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What's wrong with a hairy bumhole? You might get hungry and find a bit of sweetcorn to munch on..

You're disgusting. Fancy a fuck?

Yep you can munch on my hairy unwiped bumhole

Ewwww. Have you still got a green minge?

A bit of blue waffle has appeared

Danish Blue?"

A bit of stinky bishop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

I hope you realise if you weren't a forum regular you'd have been shredded by the herd for that by now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you get your butthole smooth Ben?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

I hope you realise if you weren't a forum regular you'd have been shredded by the herd for that by now...

Are you suggesting there's clique on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half the ones on the first page are from the internet anyway

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

I hope you realise if you weren't a forum regular you'd have been shredded by the herd for that by now...

I will be glad when we get to the bottom of this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with a hairy bumhole? You might get hungry and find a bit of sweetcorn to munch on..

O my god iv just had sweetcorn I am seriously going to chuck

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

I hope you realise if you weren't a forum regular you'd have been shredded by the herd for that by now...

Are you suggesting there's clique on here

Don't you fucking start

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What's wrong with a hairy bumhole? You might get hungry and find a bit of sweetcorn to munch on..

O my god iv just had sweetcorn I am seriously going to chuck

Think of carrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

I hope you realise if you weren't a forum regular you'd have been shredded by the herd for that by now...

Are you suggesting there's clique on here

Don't you fucking start

I never used the C word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with a hairy bumhole? You might get hungry and find a bit of sweetcorn to munch on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

I hope you realise if you weren't a forum regular you'd have been shredded by the herd for that by now...

Are you suggesting there's clique on here

Don't you fucking start

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I don't mind it as long as the hair is nicely styled.

My favourite style is the quiff with a whiff.

Or a bob with a blob

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

I hope you realise if you weren't a forum regular you'd have been shredded by the herd for that by now...

Are you suggesting there's clique on here

Don't you fucking start

I never used the C word!

Well done have a gold star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

I hope you realise if you weren't a forum regular you'd have been shredded by the herd for that by now...

Are you suggesting there's clique on here

Don't you fucking start

I never used the C word!

Well done have a gold star

You've got a bit of brown on the end of your nose there

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

I hope you realise if you weren't a forum regular you'd have been shredded by the herd for that by now...

Are you suggesting there's clique on here

Don't you fucking start

I never used the C word!

Well done have a gold star

You've got a bit of brown on the end of your nose there

You wait until I see you at our local hangout in aisle 5 it will be war.....trolley war

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

I hope you realise if you weren't a forum regular you'd have been shredded by the herd for that by now...

Are you suggesting there's clique on here

Don't you fucking start

I never used the C word!

Well done have a gold star

You've got a bit of brown on the end of your nose there

Oops must have been caught in the hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with a hairy bumhole? You might get hungry and find a bit of sweetcorn to munch on..

O my god iv just had sweetcorn I am seriously going to chuck

Think of carrots

Now I'm thinking of carrots in a hairy bum hole brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with a hairy bumhole? You might get hungry and find a bit of sweetcorn to munch on..

... and if the owner of the said bum-hole has failed to wipe for a while it would be like a bunch of grapes for afters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit of time off work and look what happens

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've been trying to guess your threads over the last few days since you have been (in the youth parlance) on one. So far, consider my flabber completely gasted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor lady. Hope she aint reading this.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A bit of time off work and look what happens

I'm going back to normal tomorrow...back to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god hysterical plus disgusting...feel initially ill while laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

It's not easy shaving your butt hole..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

thank you for this thread I really needed a good laugh. Xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

It's not easy shaving your butt hole..

I know hence why I 9/10 have a hairy bum hole and Andrex wet toilet paper....it's bloody hard shaving it by yourself...I'm not ashamed to admit it but at this particular time in my life I have a hairy bumhole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

It's not easy shaving your butt hole..

I give up halfway and have one side smooth for the smooth Crew....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

It's not easy shaving your butt hole..

I give up halfway and have one side smooth for the smooth Crew....

Lol I need to find a bed buddy that likes shaving the lady bits and bum hole then just send him on his merry way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

It's not easy shaving your butt hole..

No it bloody isn't! I'm taking a razor on my next meet and offering up my butthole for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

It's not easy shaving your butt hole..

I give up halfway and have one side smooth for the smooth Crew....

Lol I need to find a bed buddy that likes shaving the lady bits and bum hole then just send him on his merry way

LOL...I'm gonna fashion an extendable Handle And dentists mirror onto my razor....It's that or wax.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

It's not easy shaving your butt hole..

I give up halfway and have one side smooth for the smooth Crew....

Lol I need to find a bed buddy that likes shaving the lady bits and bum hole then just send him on his merry way

LOL...I'm gonna fashion an extendable Handle And dentists mirror onto my razor....It's that or wax."

I'm carrying out some market research

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

It's not easy shaving your butt hole..

No it bloody isn't! I'm taking a razor on my next meet and offering up my butthole for him

That's a great idea but I don't think I'd be able to relax....be like a hens arse winking at him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bit of time off work and look what happens

I'm going back to normal tomorrow...back to work

Aww hope that means you're feeling better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

It's not easy shaving your butt hole..

No it bloody isn't! I'm taking a razor on my next meet and offering up my butthole for him

That's a great idea but I don't think I'd be able to relax....be like a hens arse winking at him."

Maybe I've lived a sheltered life but I don't know what a hen's arse looks like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

I for one found it quite an erotic tasteful picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

It's not easy shaving your butt hole..

No it bloody isn't! I'm taking a razor on my next meet and offering up my butthole for him

That's a great idea but I don't think I'd be able to relax....be like a hens arse winking at him.

Maybe I've lived a sheltered life but I don't know what a hen's arse looks like

Scared and mean lookin'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you get your butthole smooth Ben?"

I use Veet as a lube on my butt plug, Win/win

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been trying to guess your threads over the last few days since you have been (in the youth parlance) on one. So far, consider my flabber completely gasted.

And you have a great flabber to ghast at

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"Just been looking at the 'hot photos' and spotted a doozy. I love rimming a lady, but that would put me off

It's not easy shaving your butt hole..

I know hence why I 9/10 have a hairy bum hole and Andrex wet toilet paper....it's bloody hard shaving it by

yourself...I'm not ashamed to admit it but at this particular time in my life I have a hairy bumhole

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