FabSwingers.com forum: THIS is soooo true after what i been through today for an elderly relative

By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

No nursing home for us. We'll be checking into a Holiday Inn!

With the average cost for a nursing home care costing £168.00 per day, there is a better way when we get old and too feeble.

I've already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn.

For a combined long term stay discount and senior discount, it's £59.23 per night.

Breakfast is included, and some have happy hours in the afternoon.

That leaves £109.77 a day for lunch and dinner in any restaurant we want, or room service, laundry, gratuities and special TV movies.

Plus, they provide a spa, swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge and washer-dryer, etc.

Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and soap.

£5 worth of tips a day you'll have the entire staff scrambling to help you.

They treat you like a customer, not a patient.

There's a city bus stop out front, and seniors ride free.

The handicap bus will also pick you up (if you fake a decent limp).

To meet other nice people, call a church bus on Sundays.

For a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and eat at one of the nice restaurants there.

While you're at the airport, fly somewhere. Otherwise, the cash keeps building up.

It takes months to get into decent nursing homes. Holiday Inn will take your reservation today.

And you're not stuck in one place forever -- you can move from Inn to Inn, or even from city to city.

Want to see Hawaii? They have Holiday Inn there too.

TV broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a mattress replaced? No problem.. They fix everything, and apologize for the inconvenience.

The Inn has a night security person and daily room service. The maid checks to see if you are ok. If not, they'll call an ambulance . . . or the undertaker.

If you fall and break a hip, Medicare will pay for the hip, and Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.

And no worries about visits from family. They will always be glad to find you, and probably check in for a few days mini-vacation.

The grandkids can use the pool.

What more could I ask for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and you don't get beaten up by the staff in the holiday inns too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this is true, its a great idea

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

NO GET THEM TO KILL ALL THE PEOPLE U DONT LIKE .....they get put in prison...tidy warm clean 3 meals a day and the best medical treatment and attended 24 hrs a day with emergency button, better that most nursing homes job done ps ive got a list with names on for them lol

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Brilliant idea, might even be able to retire earlier now & have more to spend going to Clubs

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By *iuliettaWoman
over a year ago

DEVIZES

To be honest, the Holiday Inn resort in Waikiki isnt that great, practically a skyscraper

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By *teveeb46Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Going to book mine tomorrow thanks for the tip.

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

"NO GET THEM TO KILL ALL THE PEOPLE U DONT LIKE .....they get put in prison...tidy warm clean 3 meals a day and the best medical treatment and attended 24 hrs a day with emergency button, better that most nursing homes job done ps ive got a list with names on for them lol"

you mean like this ??

Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing

home.

This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and

walks..

They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical

treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying

it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped

instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be

ironed and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals

and snacks to their cell.

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual

counselling, pool and education.

Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free,

on request.

Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with

gardens.

Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the

guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and

unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a

tiny room and pay £600.00

per week and have no hope of ever getting out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holiday Inn Cambodia ?

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Holiday Inn Cambodia ? "

I was going to kill the poor but decided to lynch the landlord instead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you mean like this ??

Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing

home.

This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and

walks..

They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical

treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying

it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped

instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be

ironed and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals

and snacks to their cell.

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual

counselling, pool and education.

Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free,

on request.

Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with

gardens.

Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the

guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and

unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a

tiny room and pay £600.00

per week and have no hope of ever getting out"

So then, Hotwifecpl69, tell me this and tell me no more:

When are you standing for PM and how do i vote for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holiday Inn Cambodia ?

I was going to kill the poor but decided to lynch the landlord instead!

I'm off to bed. I'm too d*unk to fuck.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm gobsmacked

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By *illsmMan
over a year ago

Boston

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

you mean like this ??

Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing

home.

This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and

walks..

They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical

treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying

it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped

instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be

ironed and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals

and snacks to their cell.

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual

counselling, pool and education.

Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free,

on request.

Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with

gardens.

Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the

guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and

unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a

tiny room and pay £600.00

per week and have no hope of ever getting out

So then, Hotwifecpl69, tell me this and tell me no more:

When are you standing for PM and how do i vote for you?"

nah, the job dont pay enough AND you have to live in that london

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Holiday Inn Cambodia ?

I was going to kill the poor but decided to lynch the landlord instead!

I'm off to bed. I'm too d*unk to fuck. "

Seems quite early.

You do realise your emotions make you a monster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read an article many years ago about an elderly couple, who booked in a hotel just for a break, and never checked out. I believe they lived there for some considerable time. Often wondered what happened to them.

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By *ichaelangela OP Couple
over a year ago

notts

went on the QE2 few years back, there was one or two live on there too on a permanant basis

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By *earboynottinghamMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

The Holiday Inn staff won't wipe your arse though!

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